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Professional drug dealer, crackhead whisperer, raver and wildlife enjoyer. He/Him
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Discord lied.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Discord lied.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
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oh my god??
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
oh my god??
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Dunkin Donuts’ “Chocolate Strawberry Daydream Refresher” is the kind of thing Travis Touchdown would yell right before bisecting someone
February 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Dunkin Donuts’ “Chocolate Strawberry Daydream Refresher” is the kind of thing Travis Touchdown would yell right before bisecting someone
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They still can cook on X The Everything App
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
They still can cook on X The Everything App
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one chatbot told a participant in this study to go lay down in the dark when he was presenting with a brain hemorrhage... what are we even doing
www.404media.co/chatbots-hea...
www.404media.co/chatbots-hea...
Chatbots Make Terrible Doctors, New Study Finds
Chatbots provided incorrect, conflicting medical advice, researchers found: “Despite all the hype, AI just isn't ready to take on the role of the physician.”
www.404media.co
February 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
one chatbot told a participant in this study to go lay down in the dark when he was presenting with a brain hemorrhage... what are we even doing
www.404media.co/chatbots-hea...
www.404media.co/chatbots-hea...
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NO DRAKE HAS GOTTEN BEATEN THIS BAD SINCE THEY NOT LIKE US
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
NO DRAKE HAS GOTTEN BEATEN THIS BAD SINCE THEY NOT LIKE US
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
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GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED YOU NAZI ASS MOTHERFUCKERS
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED YOU NAZI ASS MOTHERFUCKERS
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
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The Turning Point USA halftime show makes it clear: our multicultural society is keeping us from watching a guy dressed kinda like Ben Franklin play the violin not particularly well
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
The Turning Point USA halftime show makes it clear: our multicultural society is keeping us from watching a guy dressed kinda like Ben Franklin play the violin not particularly well
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TELL EM ABOUT THE POWER GRID BENITO
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
TELL EM ABOUT THE POWER GRID BENITO
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
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That Coinbase Superbowl ad is the most desperate thing I've ever seen a company do. Absolute edge-of-collapse behavior.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
That Coinbase Superbowl ad is the most desperate thing I've ever seen a company do. Absolute edge-of-collapse behavior.
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levi's winning over america with an "aren't butts sick" commercial
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
levi's winning over america with an "aren't butts sick" commercial
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OK so Margaret Killjoy's infomercial for "Shut the fuck up" is my new favourite thing.
"When I get arrested, there's only one strategy I trust...
I shut the fuck up!"
- @margaret.bsky.social
"When I get arrested, there's only one strategy I trust...
I shut the fuck up!"
- @margaret.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
OK so Margaret Killjoy's infomercial for "Shut the fuck up" is my new favourite thing.
"When I get arrested, there's only one strategy I trust...
I shut the fuck up!"
- @margaret.bsky.social
"When I get arrested, there's only one strategy I trust...
I shut the fuck up!"
- @margaret.bsky.social
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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
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this wouldn’t be a very good apology for blatant plagiarism even if this had been a one time accident, but it very much isn’t. it’s just posting, denise. if you can’t think of anything cool to post, just wait until you have your own ideas! quit copying & pasting, it’s sad.
This beautiful piece was written by @jamesstout.bsky.social a young investigative journalist, author, and historian.
I came across it in National Geographic, thought it timely, and scaled it down to share.
My apologies for failing to attribute him. One of the perils of working while in an Uber.
I came across it in National Geographic, thought it timely, and scaled it down to share.
My apologies for failing to attribute him. One of the perils of working while in an Uber.
🧵The Forgotten Team USA
On July 3, 1936, a month before the Nazi Olympics in Berlin, a group of American athletes boarded a ship bound for Europe.
The US team included Black sprinters from Harlem, Jewish gymnasts from Manhattan, and a biracial boxer from Pittsburgh.
On July 3, 1936, a month before the Nazi Olympics in Berlin, a group of American athletes boarded a ship bound for Europe.
The US team included Black sprinters from Harlem, Jewish gymnasts from Manhattan, and a biracial boxer from Pittsburgh.
February 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
this wouldn’t be a very good apology for blatant plagiarism even if this had been a one time accident, but it very much isn’t. it’s just posting, denise. if you can’t think of anything cool to post, just wait until you have your own ideas! quit copying & pasting, it’s sad.
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JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.
February 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.
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"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
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