aquaticIntrovert
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Marxian Dumbass
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but doc, I'M— did you say pagliacci? PAGLIACCI? it's a 3rd rate act, doc, is why i'm mad ok the guy can't juggle! i get it. how much is he paying you? i'll d— wait no, say how much first. i'll bump it up a bit for sure. oh, i'm great clown Pagliucci by the way
DOC: THAT'S what it was. Pagliucci.
DOC: THAT'S what it was. Pagliucci.
January 25, 2026 at 2:48 PM
but doc, I'M— did you say pagliacci? PAGLIACCI? it's a 3rd rate act, doc, is why i'm mad ok the guy can't juggle! i get it. how much is he paying you? i'll d— wait no, say how much first. i'll bump it up a bit for sure. oh, i'm great clown Pagliucci by the way
DOC: THAT'S what it was. Pagliucci.
DOC: THAT'S what it was. Pagliucci.
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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
Eventually you are going to have to come to the incontrovertible conclusion that the government we have is illegitimate and has no claim to the enforcement of the laws and standards of behavior of society, and since they will not relinquish that power willingly you have to make a competing claim.
January 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Eventually you are going to have to come to the incontrovertible conclusion that the government we have is illegitimate and has no claim to the enforcement of the laws and standards of behavior of society, and since they will not relinquish that power willingly you have to make a competing claim.
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We Made This Cilanto Averse Child Predator Eat The World's Most Authentic Street Taco
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
We Made This Cilanto Averse Child Predator Eat The World's Most Authentic Street Taco
Gonna need to try to read way more comics about lesbians this year
January 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Gonna need to try to read way more comics about lesbians this year
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"are we okay with laying off most of the health insurance industry?" they should feel lucky if we allow them to reintegrate peacefully into the rest of society
the only real question is: are we okay with laying off most of the health insurance industry? and i personally am, but i get why some others might not feel the same way
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"are we okay with laying off most of the health insurance industry?" they should feel lucky if we allow them to reintegrate peacefully into the rest of society
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
![the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads:
* PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES
* YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE
* Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS"
* "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them
(This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers):
? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop]
?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars]
??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving]
"Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywbm3iywnhzep3ckt6efhoh7/bafkreihghfkhhhasmr6sn5mj7uxs53v46wu2cns5saeln64grjp3ltfvpm@jpeg)
May 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
Just realized I haven't been forced to think about Aimee Terese in years at this point
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Just realized I haven't been forced to think about Aimee Terese in years at this point
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Can everyone get cool with communism really quickly
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Can everyone get cool with communism really quickly
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I think we can all agree that we need communism
March 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I think we can all agree that we need communism
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patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci
pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
February 18, 2024 at 10:26 AM
patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci
pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
what are we, some sort of ninja guy, then (4)?
October 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
what are we, some sort of ninja guy, then (4)?
jesus christ how is literally every single one of you posting about nothing but this dickhead's tattoo and rehashing the "nazi phase" discourse, just copy-paste the posts from the last time this happened and move on. there's no way everyone cared THIS much about his campaign
October 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
jesus christ how is literally every single one of you posting about nothing but this dickhead's tattoo and rehashing the "nazi phase" discourse, just copy-paste the posts from the last time this happened and move on. there's no way everyone cared THIS much about his campaign
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tragedy has befallen the swirly glasses scientist girl : her new invention EXPLODED upon activation. leaving her covered in soot
January 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
tragedy has befallen the swirly glasses scientist girl : her new invention EXPLODED upon activation. leaving her covered in soot
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zero bad bitches hitting my line this week..mercury must be in gatorade 🤣
ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀
All Gatorade beverages have been within acceptable mercury levels since the US Food and Drug Administration reclassed Gatorade as seafood in August 2015.
ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀
All Gatorade beverages have been within acceptable mercury levels since the US Food and Drug Administration reclassed Gatorade as seafood in August 2015.
July 22, 2025 at 7:37 AM
zero bad bitches hitting my line this week..mercury must be in gatorade 🤣
ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀
All Gatorade beverages have been within acceptable mercury levels since the US Food and Drug Administration reclassed Gatorade as seafood in August 2015.
ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀
All Gatorade beverages have been within acceptable mercury levels since the US Food and Drug Administration reclassed Gatorade as seafood in August 2015.
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The Subjunctive Conditional Breakfast Imaginer
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The Subjunctive Conditional Breakfast Imaginer
At least he died doing what he loved: deflecting with incoherent racism after getting owned by a college student citing basic facts about an incorrect hateful claim he made. Truly encapsulates what a towering intellect he was.
September 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
At least he died doing what he loved: deflecting with incoherent racism after getting owned by a college student citing basic facts about an incorrect hateful claim he made. Truly encapsulates what a towering intellect he was.
Make this very loud on your best headphones
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youtu.be/orgN9hJbXn8
Heolstor the Nightlord - Elden Ring Nightreign OST
YouTube video by ScreamtheSecond
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August 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Make this very loud on your best headphones
youtu.be/orgN9hJbXn8
youtu.be/orgN9hJbXn8
She sunkin my battleship
July 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
She sunkin my battleship