connor the caterpillar
@applefever.bsky.social
a human being who does programming for cool video games
ace/demiro ADHDer ♠️🏳️🌈 he/him
i apologise for and take full personal ownership of whatever nonsense i post here
ace/demiro ADHDer ♠️🏳️🌈 he/him
i apologise for and take full personal ownership of whatever nonsense i post here
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Taylor Swift Is Not Secretly Gay That Is Ridiculous Taylor Swift Cannot Be Gay Because She Is Secretly A Perfectly Spherical Void In The Antarctic Ice Shelf And Thus She Is Technically Asexual
January 20, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Taylor Swift Is Not Secretly Gay That Is Ridiculous Taylor Swift Cannot Be Gay Because She Is Secretly A Perfectly Spherical Void In The Antarctic Ice Shelf And Thus She Is Technically Asexual
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Hey. Yeah, you, hey: if you are not currently sick or disabled, one day you will be, and you will wish you lived in a world that had the resources and culture to make your life as full and thriving and happy as anyone else's. You will want that world, and you can start helping make it, right now.
March 3, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Hey. Yeah, you, hey: if you are not currently sick or disabled, one day you will be, and you will wish you lived in a world that had the resources and culture to make your life as full and thriving and happy as anyone else's. You will want that world, and you can start helping make it, right now.
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I hope you find your weirdo, even if that weirdo is yourself
February 14, 2024 at 11:11 PM
I hope you find your weirdo, even if that weirdo is yourself
totally forgot it was my ADHD diagnosis 1 year anniversary and honestly that’s the most ADHD thing i could have done for it
February 15, 2024 at 1:03 AM
totally forgot it was my ADHD diagnosis 1 year anniversary and honestly that’s the most ADHD thing i could have done for it
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If you’re single on Valentine’s Day, it’s not because you’re undesirable or unattractive. It’s because you didn’t take the time to summon a demon & ask it out on a date and that is 100% your fault.
January 24, 2024 at 8:56 PM
If you’re single on Valentine’s Day, it’s not because you’re undesirable or unattractive. It’s because you didn’t take the time to summon a demon & ask it out on a date and that is 100% your fault.
where do i get one in my size
My mom insisted I buy Annie an anti hawk vest for when I’m house sitting next month. It showed up today. I’m crying lmao.
February 11, 2024 at 5:19 PM
where do i get one in my size
lofi girl wastes so much paper but never reaches the end of the notebook
February 9, 2024 at 10:38 PM
lofi girl wastes so much paper but never reaches the end of the notebook
been working on a lil sumthin sumthin, using a modified wave-function collapse algorithm to make a procedural level generator, and (programmer art aside) it kinda works 👀👀
January 27, 2024 at 5:38 PM
been working on a lil sumthin sumthin, using a modified wave-function collapse algorithm to make a procedural level generator, and (programmer art aside) it kinda works 👀👀
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[Someone is rude to me]
ME: Oh well
[Someone is rude to my friend]
ME: *frantically googling for spells that turn people into crabs*
ME: Oh well
[Someone is rude to my friend]
ME: *frantically googling for spells that turn people into crabs*
January 19, 2024 at 3:00 PM
[Someone is rude to me]
ME: Oh well
[Someone is rude to my friend]
ME: *frantically googling for spells that turn people into crabs*
ME: Oh well
[Someone is rude to my friend]
ME: *frantically googling for spells that turn people into crabs*
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Getting suspicious that the reason the world is so bad for everyone right now is because we all ignored the chain emails in 2005 & didn't forward them to 10 of our closest friends.
January 18, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Getting suspicious that the reason the world is so bad for everyone right now is because we all ignored the chain emails in 2005 & didn't forward them to 10 of our closest friends.
in case anybody knows me and my drunking/tweeting habits, yes this is one of those
have a wonderful day
have a wonderful day
January 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
in case anybody knows me and my drunking/tweeting habits, yes this is one of those
have a wonderful day
have a wonderful day
the six string is down
it’s time for the neighbours to hear whale noises
it’s time for the neighbours to hear whale noises
January 14, 2024 at 3:30 PM
the six string is down
it’s time for the neighbours to hear whale noises
it’s time for the neighbours to hear whale noises
i should make more posts about being a caterpillar
nom nom nom leaves are so crunchy and tasty nom nom nom
nom nom nom leaves are so crunchy and tasty nom nom nom
January 14, 2024 at 1:30 PM
i should make more posts about being a caterpillar
nom nom nom leaves are so crunchy and tasty nom nom nom
nom nom nom leaves are so crunchy and tasty nom nom nom
oh fuck i forgot to cancel Nintendo online
… anyone wanna play mario kart?
… anyone wanna play mario kart?
January 14, 2024 at 1:29 PM
oh fuck i forgot to cancel Nintendo online
… anyone wanna play mario kart?
… anyone wanna play mario kart?
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ADHD hyperfocus is wild because you decide to google one thing & then suddenly 4 days have gone by and you are an expert on the migration patterns of penguins.
December 21, 2023 at 10:33 PM
ADHD hyperfocus is wild because you decide to google one thing & then suddenly 4 days have gone by and you are an expert on the migration patterns of penguins.
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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve barely touched your Rest In Pizza
January 10, 2024 at 8:29 PM
What’s wrong, babe? You’ve barely touched your Rest In Pizza
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By the age of 30, you should:
- know that ghosts don't actually live in your basement
- have become extremely good at running up the stairs once you shut the lights off so that the ghost in your basement doesn't get you
- know that ghosts don't actually live in your basement
- have become extremely good at running up the stairs once you shut the lights off so that the ghost in your basement doesn't get you
December 30, 2023 at 9:09 PM
By the age of 30, you should:
- know that ghosts don't actually live in your basement
- have become extremely good at running up the stairs once you shut the lights off so that the ghost in your basement doesn't get you
- know that ghosts don't actually live in your basement
- have become extremely good at running up the stairs once you shut the lights off so that the ghost in your basement doesn't get you
so i just downloaded a python environment on my phone and very quickly remembered how much i dislike typing on mobile keyboards
got it to draw a white square though so that’s cool
got it to draw a white square though so that’s cool
January 6, 2024 at 1:54 PM
so i just downloaded a python environment on my phone and very quickly remembered how much i dislike typing on mobile keyboards
got it to draw a white square though so that’s cool
got it to draw a white square though so that’s cool
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2024 predictions:
- the year will last roughly 366 days
- everybody is going to have a birthday. it’s going to be a year full of birthdays
- 12 months. calling that one now
- the year will last roughly 366 days
- everybody is going to have a birthday. it’s going to be a year full of birthdays
- 12 months. calling that one now
January 3, 2024 at 8:14 PM
2024 predictions:
- the year will last roughly 366 days
- everybody is going to have a birthday. it’s going to be a year full of birthdays
- 12 months. calling that one now
- the year will last roughly 366 days
- everybody is going to have a birthday. it’s going to be a year full of birthdays
- 12 months. calling that one now
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I would like to propose a new verb, "Ghiblied"
To be ghiblied is to go along for a wild ride, knowing that you may not understand all of what is going on due to reasons, but you will feel full of unnamed good feelings at the end.
(If you haven't seen the Boy and the Heron, it's excellent)
To be ghiblied is to go along for a wild ride, knowing that you may not understand all of what is going on due to reasons, but you will feel full of unnamed good feelings at the end.
(If you haven't seen the Boy and the Heron, it's excellent)
January 3, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I would like to propose a new verb, "Ghiblied"
To be ghiblied is to go along for a wild ride, knowing that you may not understand all of what is going on due to reasons, but you will feel full of unnamed good feelings at the end.
(If you haven't seen the Boy and the Heron, it's excellent)
To be ghiblied is to go along for a wild ride, knowing that you may not understand all of what is going on due to reasons, but you will feel full of unnamed good feelings at the end.
(If you haven't seen the Boy and the Heron, it's excellent)
happy new year butterfly app 🙌
January 1, 2024 at 1:48 AM
happy new year butterfly app 🙌
i saw that one cgp grey video about themes, so i'ma do something like that. for me, this year's theme was understanding because i:
got ADHD diagnosed
learnt SO MUCH about C++ at work
got good at brain stuff (literally the happiest i've ever been)
figured out i was demiromantic
what a year
got ADHD diagnosed
learnt SO MUCH about C++ at work
got good at brain stuff (literally the happiest i've ever been)
figured out i was demiromantic
what a year
December 30, 2023 at 7:28 PM
i saw that one cgp grey video about themes, so i'ma do something like that. for me, this year's theme was understanding because i:
got ADHD diagnosed
learnt SO MUCH about C++ at work
got good at brain stuff (literally the happiest i've ever been)
figured out i was demiromantic
what a year
got ADHD diagnosed
learnt SO MUCH about C++ at work
got good at brain stuff (literally the happiest i've ever been)
figured out i was demiromantic
what a year
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