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Lizzy
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#1 pasta chef in my kitchen right now
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Martyrs live forever
Rest in Peace Alex Jeffrey Pretti🙏🏾 The VA ICU Nurses send him off right 💔
January 26, 2026 at 9:29 AM
The good thing about having terrible circulation is I can use my own hands as icepacks when I have a headache in the winter.
January 22, 2026 at 9:13 PM
My job has a thoughts-and-prayers approach to training. I can't 100% explain what I mean by this but it feels absolutely correct.
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Running on policies people actually want sets a dangerous precedent that the masses have the right to influence public policy more than our generous funders and lobbyists
January 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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Ok painting ONE lil guy for ANE art show…waiting for bits to dry still
January 15, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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cat dance

(12 minutes)
January 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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in case dems were worried about "pushing the rhetoric too far" here's a world-famous normie telling you to do your fucking jobs for once in your miserable lives
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Thinking about Phantom Thread again. Aka the ideal relationship.
January 7, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Local Woman Gets Job, Does Not Fucking Want To Do It
January 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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The chancellor at the state school i work at requested a year end bonus of 100k. I genuinely think we should kill these people. No kidding I do not think people like that should be allowed to exist.
December 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Just got horrifying news about the conditions where German is being held so I'm sharing the gofundme again. Please share widely and donate if you can gofund.me/575c7a343
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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It’s #MossyMonday
in the land of moss and snow
🧚🧚🏽‍♀️🧚🏽‍♂️
💚❄️💚❄️
#photography #nature #forestfinds
December 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My lovely boyfriend got me a music player for Christmas because of my extremely neurotypical complaints about phones & apps ❤️
December 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Shower
December 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
THE REASON FOR THE SEASON
after much consideration, we've made the hard decision to...foster fail Tibalt. 🤣

We're going to keep him! He bonded really well with our cats and the idea of trying to find him another home after he was returned once broke my heart. So here he shall stay, happy and warm. 💕
December 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
For years I have tried to figure out how to write jokes about my terrible father, how did this man, Mr. Wyatt Privilege, who as far as I know DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HIM,
Pretty tired of people not conforming to my every expectation. Maybe I should viciously lash out?
December 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Also, like, aside from feeling violated, doesn't this just highlight how freakish people can be with regards to media. Just LIKE A THING you fucking loser. You don't have to be friends with the characters. Just LIKE IT. Touch grass you pathetic dipshits.
I have just found out that some reprehensible fucking dork has made an AI chatbot based on the character I played on The Magnus Archives and *it has my voice*. I genuinely don't think I have ever felt so fucking violated. My actual voice. Saying things I have never said. I feel sick.
December 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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God the “guy who complains that it takes his girlfriend three hours to get ready” to “girl who takes three hours to get ready” pipeline is so real
December 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I love Shadowdark. I just got my wizard character purposefully possessed by a ghost so she could fulfill an oath she made to Loki, trickster God of secret knowledge, and be rewarded with a non wizard spell. And all of that was in the mechanics.
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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I encounter people who seem to have lost touch with the concept of being a physical presence in a three dimensional space. Their body being present in, say, a doorway, while they stare at their phone cannot occur to them. Everyone is now the only human who exists. Seems bad.
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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4-year-old: "what does Lemmy say when he's in a cage?"
me:"i dont know"
4-year-old: "he says LEMMY OUT!"
me: "that's.. really good. did you make up that joke yourself?"
4-year-old: "yeah!"
me: "that's quite good dude"
4-year-old: "plus I'm GREAT at climbing!!"
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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i am a beverage-motivated person. in elementary school i played soccer, and i did not enjoy it very much - but i loved the gatorade my parents purchased for me on saturday game days, and so i suffered through the soccer part of it, for the gatorade
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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give this man a little house and he IMMEDIATELY turns into a "get off my lawn" guy
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM