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Andre
@andreon2wheels.bsky.social
Thermostat monitor, proud dad, enthusiastic MTB & Road cyclist, appreciator of all things 4-legged, primarily dogs (esp. aussies)
Team defrost/feet 4 life
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A thread of “new” music that I “discovered” after the artist disbanded.
A story of unknown chapters and intermittent updates.

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P.S. Eliot - Tennessee
YouTube video by everythingisnotok
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I laughed entirely too hard at this, and I regret it not a bit.
Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges
December 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Simon Morden was spot on in his vision of post apocalyptic America in the metro zone series, and I’m not too keen on living through the approach phase
December 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Show me how your 2025 went:
December 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Daily snaps 12/2/25
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Daily snaps 12/22/25
YouTube video by The Golden Ratio
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December 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Hell yeah, this is a helluva song to dip out from work for an extended time off.
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Mia Zapata, gone too soon thougr
The Gits - Second Skin (2024 Remaster) [Official Live Video]
YouTube video by The Gits
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December 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Obligatory “Is this a RICO?”

My apolgies, popehat & happy holidays
The person charged with enforcing the laws is an open lawbreaker, assisted by a team of open lawbreakers, backed by a Congressional majority indifferent to lawbreaking, supported by a Supreme Court that privileges them to break the law.

It has no legitimacy whatsoever.
The person charged with enforcing the laws is himself a law breaker. In such a state, do laws even have any legitimacy?
December 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’m really hoping when this all shakes loose we find out that this whole Epstein redaction dump was malevolent compliance by rando fbi folks knowing this looks soooo guilty.
December 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Honestly surprised Trump’s DOJ didn’t link to this instead of the Epstein files:
December 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Waiting for my wife to abandon the wrapping station so I can wrap her books whilst playing fetch and listening to Hop Along.
5 stars, would do it again anytime
December 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It’s a throwaway line that has stuck and I use it all the time around the house whenever my wife comes in to the room
December 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I mean, this was THE star with cache in the film and she got aced early on
December 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This listing brought to you by the aI prompt”robber baron hoarder”
The reveal of the interior is a bit of a jump scare
I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures

www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
December 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Every time Jake Paul appears on a TV screen, women instinctively cover their drinks
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Today's mood:
December 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Show me how your 2025 went
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
When i was in HS there was a Circle Knthat we skated at relentlessly. We would take breaks from the TX heat and go in and play Streetfighter. I loved that game and while I could only beat it with Guile and Chun Li, I had a friend that could do it with any character.
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If Sir Robin was a political party
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Letting YouTube loose to run wherever rarely disappoints
youtu.be/1reSpJWbuYE?...
Water From Your Eyes - "Life Signs" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Water From Your Eyes
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December 16, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Read the alt text, always read the alt text
THREAD.

A collection of photos I have taken of excellent cats I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to the photos in the alt text.
December 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
my rear shock on my MTB is messed up so I borrowed my sons hard tail “husky” bike (Roscoe semi fat) and washed out in some leaves.
December 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I've no idea who this is, but this photo is definitely what happens if you put the word "Canada" into an AI prompt three times.
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Years later, after developing an immense following as a wellness influencer, Brenda returned home to visit and flaunt her success over all the neigh sayers
“So it was, on that misty morning, that Brenda set off for the capital. She knew not what she would find there, only that the time had come to move on - away from small-minded rural attitudes and people who called her ‘Oreo’ and ‘the wide panda’ - to seek a more fulfilling life.”
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
The perfect gift for the US Attorney of DC in your life.
My nan in the 90s and early 2000s, repeatedly, looking at the world: "The world's gone mad, son. I don't know how it can get any madder than it is right now."

Me, grabbing a time machine with the dial set for 2025: "Hold my drink, nan."
December 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Reposted by Andre
TEENS: THE MUSICAL
Featuring chart-toppers like:

🎶 You Never Told Me That
🎶 Why Is There No Food
🎶 I Need Money for Something I Can’t Explain
🎶 Door Slam in B Minor
🎶 I Hate You, Can You Drive Me Somewhere?

Showtimes: Whenever you sit down for the first time all day.
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM