Andre
@andreon2wheels.bsky.social
Thermostat monitor, proud dad, enthusiastic MTB & Road cyclist, appreciator of all things 4-legged, primarily dogs (esp. aussies)
Team defrost/feet 4 life
Team defrost/feet 4 life
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is kind of their specialty
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is kind of their specialty
The 90s were a wild time
December 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The 90s were a wild time
but not kid rock, sad
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
but not kid rock, sad
Is he gonna throw down with his trademark crown of thorns submission lock next?
December 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Is he gonna throw down with his trademark crown of thorns submission lock next?
Ahhhhh, cassingles, that takes me back
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ahhhhh, cassingles, that takes me back
To be fair, they didn’t know he was in the files at the time. It wouldn’t have changed anything for them, mind you
December 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
To be fair, they didn’t know he was in the files at the time. It wouldn’t have changed anything for them, mind you
Have you ever heard the skanking pickle cover of “I missed the bus again”?
That makes a great follow up
That makes a great follow up
December 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Have you ever heard the skanking pickle cover of “I missed the bus again”?
That makes a great follow up
That makes a great follow up
Malicious compliance or trump hallmark incompetence?
a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
Alt: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
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December 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Malicious compliance or trump hallmark incompetence?
The trails around here had a lot of trees blow over, so if he wants to do feats of strength, the WBCA could use his skill set
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The trails around here had a lot of trees blow over, so if he wants to do feats of strength, the WBCA could use his skill set
“Highly respected”
December 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
“Highly respected”
it’s their calling card
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
it’s their calling card
And then the sharks….
December 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
And then the sharks….
Our Ruby, the Duchess of Sassington, operates under the same principles with bonus face kisses until I comply.
Mrs. Andre gets a pass, though
Mrs. Andre gets a pass, though
December 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Our Ruby, the Duchess of Sassington, operates under the same principles with bonus face kisses until I comply.
Mrs. Andre gets a pass, though
Mrs. Andre gets a pass, though
Oh there IS a reason, and he doesn’t have to tell you why, just that Mr. Cait should comply.
December 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Oh there IS a reason, and he doesn’t have to tell you why, just that Mr. Cait should comply.
JD says it Gives that hideaway bed feel whilst getting a handy, brass knuckles and corduroy gloves for the special boy
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
JD says it Gives that hideaway bed feel whilst getting a handy, brass knuckles and corduroy gloves for the special boy
He is the type of guy that would refuse to to wear a condom because “catholic” but totally fine if she wears slip covers.
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
He is the type of guy that would refuse to to wear a condom because “catholic” but totally fine if she wears slip covers.
be sure to ask him about hi toe nail collection but under NO circumstances ask him to show you the crawl space.
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
be sure to ask him about hi toe nail collection but under NO circumstances ask him to show you the crawl space.