Amoeba
@amoebab.bsky.social
I love animals. I write, draw, embroider, sew, and play video games, and then have my adult job that pays the bills. They/Them 💜💚🤍🏳️⚧️🍉
When I first started talking to someone I'm now friends with at work they were laughing because I apparently talk like I'm on the Internet IRL also because sometimes I say shit like "well birth is a curse and existence is a prison" in response to "how are you?"
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 AM
When I first started talking to someone I'm now friends with at work they were laughing because I apparently talk like I'm on the Internet IRL also because sometimes I say shit like "well birth is a curse and existence is a prison" in response to "how are you?"
Bleeeeeh like 90% sure I have relatively mild post sepsis syndrome and real 0/10
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Bleeeeeh like 90% sure I have relatively mild post sepsis syndrome and real 0/10
Me when everyone comes to me for questions on a program, even though I'm supposed to be the back up, because I answer more quickly and clearly than the main person.
a picture of dj khaled suffering from success with a man in a fur coat
ALT: a picture of dj khaled suffering from success with a man in a fur coat
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Me when everyone comes to me for questions on a program, even though I'm supposed to be the back up, because I answer more quickly and clearly than the main person.
Playing KCD2. Want to punch Hans the entire first portion of the game. This is all his fault. Let me beat his ass.
Hans suddenly has to face consequences for his actions. Panic and literally sprint everywhere to save him. Only I get to kill Hans!
Save him. Now bonded forever.
I hate this idiot.
Hans suddenly has to face consequences for his actions. Panic and literally sprint everywhere to save him. Only I get to kill Hans!
Save him. Now bonded forever.
I hate this idiot.
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Playing KCD2. Want to punch Hans the entire first portion of the game. This is all his fault. Let me beat his ass.
Hans suddenly has to face consequences for his actions. Panic and literally sprint everywhere to save him. Only I get to kill Hans!
Save him. Now bonded forever.
I hate this idiot.
Hans suddenly has to face consequences for his actions. Panic and literally sprint everywhere to save him. Only I get to kill Hans!
Save him. Now bonded forever.
I hate this idiot.
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What is horn art if not Wyll Ravengard my beloved?
January 20, 2026 at 2:02 AM
What is horn art if not Wyll Ravengard my beloved?
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Viscount Fen'Harel inspired by @opalapparition.bsky.social's A Matter Of Pride
January 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Viscount Fen'Harel inspired by @opalapparition.bsky.social's A Matter Of Pride
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crumbling under the gaze of viscount fen’harel @opalapparition.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
crumbling under the gaze of viscount fen’harel @opalapparition.bsky.social
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GO BIRDS FUCK ICE 🦅
January 23, 2026 at 11:20 PM
GO BIRDS FUCK ICE 🦅
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"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!"
"Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!'
- two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest
"Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!'
- two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest
January 23, 2026 at 11:17 PM
"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!"
"Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!'
- two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest
"Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!'
- two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest
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We’re gonna need to set aside an entire year to Nuremberg all these people
Breaking MS NOW:
Aides to Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche directed the U.S. Attorney's office and FBI agents in Minnesota to shut down the civil rights investigation into the fatal shooting of Renee Good and instead alter it to probe Good for possible criminal liability.
Aides to Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche directed the U.S. Attorney's office and FBI agents in Minnesota to shut down the civil rights investigation into the fatal shooting of Renee Good and instead alter it to probe Good for possible criminal liability.
DOJ sought to probe Renee Good for criminal liability, even after her death: Sources
A judge refused an FBI warrant that proposed investigating dead Minnesota mom for suspected assault on an officer.
www.ms.now
January 24, 2026 at 12:10 AM
We’re gonna need to set aside an entire year to Nuremberg all these people
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In the US we call that “standard police tactics” everywhere the police kill someone.
THEY TRIED TO GET A WARRANT TO CRIMINALLY INVESTIGATE THE WOMAN THEY SHOT DEAD
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 AM
In the US we call that “standard police tactics” everywhere the police kill someone.
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Nekima Levy Armstrong and Chauntyll Allen, who were arrested and charged after a demonstration at a Minnesota church, have been released
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Nekima Levy Armstrong and Chauntyll Allen, who were arrested and charged after a demonstration at a Minnesota church, have been released
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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gofundme's for toddlers kidnapped by our own government
January 24, 2026 at 12:21 AM
gofundme's for toddlers kidnapped by our own government
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This stubbed toe in politician form could shut down the government. He could call for the impeachment of Trump and Noem. He could deny unanimous consent at every single opportunity. But all I see is talk.
This is abhorrent. The 4th amendment is the law of the land, and you need a warrant to enter people’s homes.
The courts must step in immediately and ICE must leave our cities.
The courts must step in immediately and ICE must leave our cities.
January 24, 2026 at 12:48 AM
This stubbed toe in politician form could shut down the government. He could call for the impeachment of Trump and Noem. He could deny unanimous consent at every single opportunity. But all I see is talk.
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in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
January 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
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There’s a lesson here.
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 1:03 AM
There’s a lesson here.
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Do it.
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
German soccer federation official wants World Cup boycott considered because of Trump
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it’s time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
bit.ly
January 24, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Do it.
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for another comparison, $30 billion would fund the National Park Service for a decade.
ICE just got $30 billion in funding.
The National Forest System got $1.86 billion, “a very slight reduction over the FY25 funding level.”
A recent opinion piece suggested the Forest Service has a 10 billion dollar maintenance backlog.
Just some numbers to put Trump’s priorities in perspective.
The National Forest System got $1.86 billion, “a very slight reduction over the FY25 funding level.”
A recent opinion piece suggested the Forest Service has a 10 billion dollar maintenance backlog.
Just some numbers to put Trump’s priorities in perspective.
January 24, 2026 at 1:22 AM
for another comparison, $30 billion would fund the National Park Service for a decade.
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Lmao good.
Border Patrol agents are very sad that everyone in Minnesota hates them.
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Lmao good.
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Many of us spend our daily lives trying to find safe places to pee. I hope these perambulating dumpsters never find a welcoming restroom.
Border Patrol agents are very sad that everyone in Minnesota hates them.
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
January 22, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Many of us spend our daily lives trying to find safe places to pee. I hope these perambulating dumpsters never find a welcoming restroom.
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lmao what 12 hours does the C-Suite think it's saving? They don't do anything except fuck up projects
The disconnect between management and employee on AI usage is big. At the same time, CEOs are reporting they aren't seeing any revenue growth from AI.
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www.wsj.com/lifestyle/wo...
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www.wsj.com/lifestyle/wo...
CEOs Say AI Is Making Work More Efficient. Employees Tell a Different Story.
How much time workers say the technology saves them on the job is vastly different from what executives report.
www.wsj.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:46 AM
lmao what 12 hours does the C-Suite think it's saving? They don't do anything except fuck up projects
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Our feature artist/tutorial today is this ref sheet on the ANGLES and ARTICULATION of the FINGERS and THUMB by the talented
@kato_anatomy! It’s SUBTLE,but details like this help to give your gestures so much more BELIEVABILITY! #anime #manga #comicart #illustration #drawing #ART
@kato_anatomy! It’s SUBTLE,but details like this help to give your gestures so much more BELIEVABILITY! #anime #manga #comicart #illustration #drawing #ART
January 21, 2026 at 10:40 AM
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She cooked him 🔥
CNN Panelist Epically Rips Conservative Pundit After He Tries To Downplay Epstein Files
www.comicsands.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:36 PM
She cooked him 🔥