Soft fists insist on heaving the needles
@amelioratrix.bsky.social
Colourful cheerful witch.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
It happened to me and one day it'll happen to you!
I'm a 42yo Australian on bsky, which means there's no point DMing me because I'm now locked out unless I prove I'm over 16 to a website populated entirely by elder millennials
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It happened to me and one day it'll happen to you!
"I'm not in denial ... but I'm in open rebellion" that's the spirit I'm taking into 2026
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
"I'm not in denial ... but I'm in open rebellion" that's the spirit I'm taking into 2026
Running errands
I'm going to invent a stronger form of hanging out. Prescription strength hanging out
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Running errands
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me: "i liked the play! i liked when the actors pretended to be different people to tell a story"
Michael Baum: "that's cool. I liked how it helped me cure cancer. your thing is really cool too though"
Michael Baum: "that's cool. I liked how it helped me cure cancer. your thing is really cool too though"
December 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
me: "i liked the play! i liked when the actors pretended to be different people to tell a story"
Michael Baum: "that's cool. I liked how it helped me cure cancer. your thing is really cool too though"
Michael Baum: "that's cool. I liked how it helped me cure cancer. your thing is really cool too though"
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The real revolution is the friends we make along the way and I am
not even kidding a little bit about that
not even kidding a little bit about that
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The real revolution is the friends we make along the way and I am
not even kidding a little bit about that
not even kidding a little bit about that
It's tiiiiiime
November 30, 2025 at 8:32 AM
It's tiiiiiime
Life hack: Paint your nails and even the most mundane chores feel like you're watching an ASMR restocking video
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Life hack: Paint your nails and even the most mundane chores feel like you're watching an ASMR restocking video
The dissonance of Black Friday sales in Australia: an ad for Amazon's sales that's clearly been lifted straight from America, with weird, unfinished references to Thanksgiving and snow
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The dissonance of Black Friday sales in Australia: an ad for Amazon's sales that's clearly been lifted straight from America, with weird, unfinished references to Thanksgiving and snow
Close enough. Welcome back Anne Boleyn!
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Close enough. Welcome back Anne Boleyn!
I wanted to be a writer, so I went to an information session about doing a Masters of Creative Writing at my uni. There was a session on a Masters of Publishing that night as well, so I went to that and realised it was a potentially more stable career path!
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I wanted to be a writer, so I went to an information session about doing a Masters of Creative Writing at my uni. There was a session on a Masters of Publishing that night as well, so I went to that and realised it was a potentially more stable career path!
I gotta get someone to read this at Ambly's and my 20th anniversary party
with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.
come over.
come over.
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I gotta get someone to read this at Ambly's and my 20th anniversary party
If you think "everyone's a little bit Autistic", maybe ask yourself why you keep hanging out with Autistic people?
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
If you think "everyone's a little bit Autistic", maybe ask yourself why you keep hanging out with Autistic people?
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
Girl dinner, when it's been awhile
I'm plating up in style tonight
Oh ease maker
You fast breaker
Whatever you're serving, I'll eat with delight
Two cheeses, olives & a pear
There's not a lot to spare, to eat
We're after the same carton's end
Dishing up at 10
My charcuterie friend
Girl dinner & me
I'm plating up in style tonight
Oh ease maker
You fast breaker
Whatever you're serving, I'll eat with delight
Two cheeses, olives & a pear
There's not a lot to spare, to eat
We're after the same carton's end
Dishing up at 10
My charcuterie friend
Girl dinner & me
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Girl dinner, when it's been awhile
I'm plating up in style tonight
Oh ease maker
You fast breaker
Whatever you're serving, I'll eat with delight
Two cheeses, olives & a pear
There's not a lot to spare, to eat
We're after the same carton's end
Dishing up at 10
My charcuterie friend
Girl dinner & me
I'm plating up in style tonight
Oh ease maker
You fast breaker
Whatever you're serving, I'll eat with delight
Two cheeses, olives & a pear
There's not a lot to spare, to eat
We're after the same carton's end
Dishing up at 10
My charcuterie friend
Girl dinner & me
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Saw a tweet referring to MTG and immediately thought “Megan Thee Galleon” which is I guess a pirate themed Megan Thee Stallion drag act
November 7, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Saw a tweet referring to MTG and immediately thought “Megan Thee Galleon” which is I guess a pirate themed Megan Thee Stallion drag act
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Gritty realist Melbourne Cup party where you win a glue stick if your sweepstakes horse dies #NupToTheCup
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Gritty realist Melbourne Cup party where you win a glue stick if your sweepstakes horse dies #NupToTheCup
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Performative leftist dude who happily goes to his work’s Melbourne Cup party but insists on calling it the Naarm Cup
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Performative leftist dude who happily goes to his work’s Melbourne Cup party but insists on calling it the Naarm Cup
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a friend leant me a game console thing and i have learned two things: 1. kirby is great and i love his little game, and 2. i do not care for this mario character.
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
a friend leant me a game console thing and i have learned two things: 1. kirby is great and i love his little game, and 2. i do not care for this mario character.
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If you live in a major city, you may have noticed more people wearing bandanas around their neck, as the accessory has made a small comeback. Typically made from cotton, the bandana — distinct from the ascot — has a long history in working class aesthetics, as it serves a practical function.
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
If you live in a major city, you may have noticed more people wearing bandanas around their neck, as the accessory has made a small comeback. Typically made from cotton, the bandana — distinct from the ascot — has a long history in working class aesthetics, as it serves a practical function.
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The result: a display inspired by our lush springtime Hallowe'en. It was a rushed effort in the end but something to build on next year. It's storming outside, incidentally.
October 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The result: a display inspired by our lush springtime Hallowe'en. It was a rushed effort in the end but something to build on next year. It's storming outside, incidentally.
I ❤️ meeting new people & having the fact that both my parents are 💀 come up & then they say "oh wow, that's a lot of trauma!" & then they look at me like how are you still walking around like a normal person?
Cause yeah, that's a lot of trauma! How am I still walking around like a normal person??
Cause yeah, that's a lot of trauma! How am I still walking around like a normal person??
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I ❤️ meeting new people & having the fact that both my parents are 💀 come up & then they say "oh wow, that's a lot of trauma!" & then they look at me like how are you still walking around like a normal person?
Cause yeah, that's a lot of trauma! How am I still walking around like a normal person??
Cause yeah, that's a lot of trauma! How am I still walking around like a normal person??
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when Tom Holland and Zendaya get married, he should take her last name and become Tom
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
when Tom Holland and Zendaya get married, he should take her last name and become Tom
I hope planner organisers know that every time I look at a week-to-an-opening layout and you've given Saturday and Sunday half the space as the other days, I think "gross" and walk away.
What kind of hustle-and-grind productivity ghouls are you?
What kind of hustle-and-grind productivity ghouls are you?
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I hope planner organisers know that every time I look at a week-to-an-opening layout and you've given Saturday and Sunday half the space as the other days, I think "gross" and walk away.
What kind of hustle-and-grind productivity ghouls are you?
What kind of hustle-and-grind productivity ghouls are you?
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