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Anders
@alvn.dk
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Open-sourcerer, creator of @KDK.ai and a bunch of other small - sometimes useful - tools

Heavily caffeinated
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alvn.dk
"We want to speak to your manager, America"

Absolute mad lad

youtu.be/dBoLhWHx-as?...
Dear America, We’d Like to Speak to the Manager
YouTube video by New York Times Opinion
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Reposted by Anders
wpposters.bsky.social
"Fight House" (The Electric State) - Episode 607

Official worst movie ever and official last poster of 2025... Stay tuned for reposts of any posters that make the cut in the upcoming Best Of TWP episode.

Thanks for being here... Cheers!

@theweeklyplanet #weeklyplanetpod.bsky.social
Movie poster for terrible movie "The Electric State" with its title edited to read "Fight House." The tagline "Rage With The Machines" has been edited to read "Made for Netflix Algorithm Garbage."
January 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
alvn.dk
Security by no obscurity
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Reposted by Anders
theoatmeal.bsky.social
Let’s talk about AI art.

theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art
A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about AI art.
theoatmeal.com
October 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Reposted by Anders
scumbelievable.bsky.social
I don't like him personally, but David Simon on AI is the final word on the subject.
October 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Reposted by Anders
josholson.bsky.social
How great was Tom Lehrer? In 2020, he moved his entire catalog into the public domain because he felt he'd made more than enough money off of it.

Enjoy every Tom Lehrer album:

tomlehrersongs.com
Songs and Lyrics by Tom Lehrer
Songs and Lyrics by Tom Lehrer DISCLAIMER STATEMENTI, Tom Lehrer, individually and as trustee of the
tomlehrersongs.com
July 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
alvn.dk
Best and most accurate quote I've read all year:

"While I am a professional software engineer and I have worked in the aerospace industry, that doesn’t mean that I understand what I’m doing."

Absolute mad lad for translating FORTRAN to C#
vazgriz.bsky.social vazgriz @vazgriz.bsky.social · Jun 11
I found a textbook that has the source code for a flight simulator included. The only problem: it's written in Fortran. Check out my article on the process of translating it into C# using Unity3D
vazgriz.com/762/f-16-fli...
#gamedev #indiedev
Translating a Fortran F-16 Simulator to Unity3D – VAZGRIZ
vazgriz.com
June 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
alvn.dk
-"I am happier than a man after colonic irrigation"

... Wat?
June 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Reposted by Anders
thisone0verhere.bsky.social
My friend, you kneel to NO one. Because you’re just not that flexible.
Frodocop
May 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
alvn.dk
I hate it when my work interferes with my proclivity for Columbian energy supplements
May 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
alvn.dk
Resembling a Roomba running out of batteries
April 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
alvn.dk
I'll just cringle this energy drink can up and use it as a pillow
April 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
alvn.dk
I'm not even a particularly skilled database admin - but I do notice execution times that seem too long
alvn.dk Anders @alvn.dk · Mar 11
Remember your indices, kids!

Two tables with ~1M rows each.
Just made this simple SQL go from 3.2 seconds to 17 milliseconds by introducing indexes..

`select m.* from matches m inner join configuration c on m.configuration_id = c.id where c.batch_id = order by m.date desc;`
March 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
alvn.dk
Remember your indices, kids!

Two tables with ~1M rows each.
Just made this simple SQL go from 3.2 seconds to 17 milliseconds by introducing indexes..

`select m.* from matches m inner join configuration c on m.configuration_id = c.id where c.batch_id = order by m.date desc;`
March 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Reposted by Anders
robdenbleyker.com
February 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
alvn.dk
Maaaaybe the first mention of kdk.ai on a podcast ever

At 1:26:40

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F77M...

@theweeklyplanet.bsky.social
February 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Reposted by Anders
roxiqt.com
wooden sign in front of shrubbery that says "YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A STRESS FREE ZONE" with a secondary smaller sign in the bottom left that reads "ENFORCED BY SNIPER"
January 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Reposted by Anders
kdk.ai
Big update!
Search have been completely revamped, which should yield better results, and a "number of results" have been added to the bottom when querying
January 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
alvn.dk
Is nepotism an illness and does it run in the family?
January 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
alvn.dk
"Happens to the best"

And yet it seems to also happen to me on a regular basis..
January 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Reposted by Anders
kriswilson.bsky.social
December 23, 2024 at 7:17 PM
alvn.dk
I recently learned that the reactor#2 of Chernobyl got a new confinement installed in 2016 over the existing sarcophagus/elephant's foot

I wanted to see for myself on Google Maps, and it turns out that someone has placed a virtual coffee shop there and people are giving absolutely hilarious reviews
December 18, 2024 at 2:13 PM
alvn.dk
This is me whenever I get just right amount at a bar
December 13, 2024 at 10:28 AM
alvn.dk
"I've no more fucks to give, my fuck rations are depleted.
I rallied my fuck army, but it's been fucking defeated."

Testing this as my new go-to response for ... most things..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk...
(Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq)
I've No More F***s To Give!
YouTube video by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2024 at 12:24 PM
alvn.dk
The mad lads at @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social just casually saying:
"fantasy football, which is essentially Dungeons and Dragons with football"

Had me laughing for weeks now
December 11, 2024 at 1:05 PM