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I'm Chris. I make versions of movie posters based on the oddball film names created by James and Maso of the excellent Weekly Planet Podcast. https://linktr.ee/wpposters

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · 2d

"Dead Wife Detective Simulator" (Mercy (2026)) - Episode 596

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Movie poster for Mercy (2026) edited so the title reads "Dead Wife Detective Simulator." The tag line has been edited to read "Like Minority Report but not as good."

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · 17d

"The Mandalorian Versus Groglet" (The Mandalorian and Grogu" - Episode 594 (and a hundred other episodes prior to the official poster being released)

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Movie poster for "The Mandalorian and Grogu" edited so the title reads "The Mandalorian Versus Groglet"

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · 22d

"Echuca Moama Trail" (Australian alternative to The Oregon Trail) - Episode 593

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The classic Oregon Trail "you have died of dysentery" screen, edited to read "You have died of gastro from a bad sausage roll you got at the servo" and edited so the covered wagon has been replaced by a Toyota Corolla. At the top of the screen is the title "Echuca Moama Trail."

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · Sep 16

"Bullet Plane" (Fight or Flight) - Episode 592

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Movie poster for Fight or Flight (2025) with the title edited to read "Bullet Plane." The review blurbs have been replaced with ""Bullet Train" but ON A PLANE!"

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · Sep 8

"The Big Canter" (Imagined third 2025 walking-speed-based Stephen King movie) - Episode 591
Based on the cocaine era short story "The Haunted Horse."

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A movie poster depicting a closeup of a horse's eye which has an inverted pentagram etched into it. The image has a blood red to mouldy green gradient from top to bottom.
In white lettering below the image, roughened text reads "The Big Canter" in which the T in canter is a cross. At the top of the poster in smaller text is "Based on the eerie equestrian tale from Stephen King's cocaine era."

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Dvdmike @dvdmike.bsky.social · Aug 6

And another

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · Sep 2

"Get Matt Smith!" (Caught Stealing) - Episode 590

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Movie poster for Caught Stealing edited so the title reads "Get Matt Smith!"

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · Aug 12

"Robert De Niro is Two Blokes" (The Alto Knights) - Episode 587

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Movie poster for Alto Knights edited so the title reads "Two Bokes"

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Dvdmike @dvdmike.bsky.social · Aug 2

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · Jul 29

"Red Hot Avatar" (Avatar: Fire and Ash) - Episode 585

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · Jul 21

A lull in posters = an increase in how many impossibly niche shirts are in the shop! Promote the Reevenaissance with this tee/flag/pet bed and help keep the lights on.

Currently cheap here www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/CA... and here www.teepublic.com/user/weekly-...

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Top Gun With Cars" (F1: The Movie) - Episode 581

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Movie poster for F1: The Movie with its title edited to read "Top Gun With Cars"

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · Jul 2

"John Krasinski's a Librarian" (Fountain of Youth) - Episode 581

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Movie poster for Fountain of Youth (2025) edited so the title reads "John Krasinski's a Librarian"

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · Jun 30

"Me and John Cena are the President and Prime Minister (We've Got to Do Action Flip)" (Heads of State) - Episode 581

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Movie poster for Heads of State edited so the title reads ""Me and John Cena are the President and Prime Minister (We've Got to Do Action Flip)"

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · Jun 25

"Big Batman's Big Last Adventure" (The Dark Knight Rises) - Episode 580

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Movie poster for The Dark Knight Rises edited to read "Big Batman's Big Last Adventure"

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · Jun 24

"28 Dongs Later" (28 Years Later) - Episode 580

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Movie poster for 28 Years Later edited to read "28 Dongs Later"

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · Jun 11

"John Chick" (Ballerina (2025)) - Episode 578

aka BALLARINA-ETTE!

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Movie poster for Ballerina (2025) edited so the title reads "John Chick"

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · Jun 2

"Ripped Van Wrinkle" (Jason Bourne) - CoG Jason Bourne

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Movie poster for Jason Bourne (2016) edited so the title reads "Ripped Van Wrinkle" and the tagline has been edited to read "Off Chops in Greece"

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · May 27

"IT: Terrible Town Terrible Clown" (IT: Welcome to Derry) - Episode 576

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A poster for "IT: Welcome to Derry" retitled "IT" Terrible Town Terrible Clown"

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · May 16

"Big Dick (Ironic)" (James' Gladiator Trading Card) - Commentary The Running Man

You need a bigsandwich.co membership!

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · May 13

"Mister Autistic (The AccounTWOnt Origins)" (The Accountant) - Episode 574

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Movie poster for The Accountant (2016) edited to read "Mister Autistic." The tagline has been edited to read "The AccounTWOnt: Origins."

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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · May 2

'Thunderbolts'? More like 'Avengers: Let's Hug and Cry and Win the Day'.

More like 'Avengers: Fuck Depression'.

More like 'Sad-vengers'.

I'm workshopping the best options for @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social and @wpposters.bsky.social.

You can have these for free, too. No credit necessary.

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · May 12

"Slow Squid Game" (The Long Walk) - Episode 574

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Movie poster for The Long Walk edited so the title reads "Slow Squid Game"

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · Apr 25

"Grow Up Private Ryan!" (Saving Private Ryan) CoG The Bourne Identity

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Movie poster for Saving Private Ryan edited so the title reads "Grow Up Private Ryan!"

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Weekly Planet Posters @wpposters.bsky.social · Apr 24

"I've Cloned Myself Boys" (Living With Yourself) - Episode 571

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Movie poster for Living With Yourself edited so the title reads "I've Cloned Myself Boys."

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