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Optimist. Dumb.
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January 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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normal dog, switzerland, 15th century
January 24, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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NEWS: The Social Security Administration has referred two DOGE employees for Hatch Act violations after discovering contacts with a political group seeking SSA data to overturn election results. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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You cannot overstate how startling it is to see a politician just say the thing with clarity and poise. No fearful hemming. No overwrought qualifying down til it’s meaningless. No lingering sense that there is a loyalty to a donor class or an ideology of stasis that they’d never admit to.
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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This has been a test of The Funny Thing Happened Broadcast Service, and you all did great. See you next time
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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I’m hearing from sources he shit and pissed himself then changed his clothes and he shit and pissed himself again and then he did it a third time to prove a point so they had to turn the plane around and then he unfortunately he passed away, RIP Mr. President.
Is this real? I don’t know how to look up Air Force One on flightradar
January 21, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Jet Li has started a YouTube channel and it seems like his intention is “Jet Li wants to be your dad” and hell yes be all of our dads Jet Li
A message from Jet Li
YouTube video by Jet Li
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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The inevitability of AI is now under threat from no one wanting to use it.
January 20, 2026 at 2:14 PM
*RINGS BELL*

It’s Ehrlich time!
January 20, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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The good news? We’re winning universal childcare faster than anyone expected. The bad news? Ms. Rachel and I have to find some new song inspiration…
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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😚👌
January 18, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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The most illustrative reply I’ve ever seen.
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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When the racist meme becomes national policy
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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🤯
January 16, 2026 at 8:56 PM