Alphasub
@alphasubmissive.bsky.social
Kinkster✨Whovian✨Your Daddy's Fave
Doing the best I can, making limoncello out of lemons.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/WarmthofWax
Doing the best I can, making limoncello out of lemons.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/WarmthofWax
I honestly love campy TV. Doctor Who, Warehouse 13, Eureka. Shows that FORCE you to suspend belief and just lean into the ridiculousness of the moment.
Like these are the villains, please be for real🤣
Like these are the villains, please be for real🤣
a group of soldiers are walking in a line with a sign on their back that says ' o '
ALT: a group of soldiers are walking in a line with a sign on their back that says ' o '
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January 17, 2026 at 9:09 AM
I honestly love campy TV. Doctor Who, Warehouse 13, Eureka. Shows that FORCE you to suspend belief and just lean into the ridiculousness of the moment.
Like these are the villains, please be for real🤣
Like these are the villains, please be for real🤣
I'm up watching corny TV and I've started drinking since I'm obviously NOT sleeping🙄
January 17, 2026 at 8:54 AM
I'm up watching corny TV and I've started drinking since I'm obviously NOT sleeping🙄
My mother has all my college degrees on the wall at her house, under 3 VERY LARGE photos of me. Like a shrine. An expensive shrine😂😂
Not yall casually telling me yall lost your degrees. Please go find them. It is a very expensive piece of paper.
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
My mother has all my college degrees on the wall at her house, under 3 VERY LARGE photos of me. Like a shrine. An expensive shrine😂😂
I am a great cook and I'm really good at teaching small children, but you won't have to worry about me because I'm getting up outta there within 7-10 days of any sort of apocalypse.
I don't want to be here that bad so I DAMN SURE don't want to be there. 😂
I don't want to be here that bad so I DAMN SURE don't want to be there. 😂
What’s the one survivalist skill you could be relied on if need be?
CPR? Foraging? Sewing? Etc.
CPR? Foraging? Sewing? Etc.
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I am a great cook and I'm really good at teaching small children, but you won't have to worry about me because I'm getting up outta there within 7-10 days of any sort of apocalypse.
I don't want to be here that bad so I DAMN SURE don't want to be there. 😂
I don't want to be here that bad so I DAMN SURE don't want to be there. 😂
As a Virgo, only child, AND only grandchild I LOVE to really get CHAOTIC. They love it too and I love that for US. 😂
I’ve noticed that I attract Patient Men.
They be into the theatrics of it all.
And I love that for everybody involved.
I’m a Gemini and an only child… it’s gonna be A SHOW Baby!
They be into the theatrics of it all.
And I love that for everybody involved.
I’m a Gemini and an only child… it’s gonna be A SHOW Baby!
a woman in a red dress is dancing on stage
ALT: a woman in a red dress is dancing on stage
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January 14, 2026 at 2:25 AM
As a Virgo, only child, AND only grandchild I LOVE to really get CHAOTIC. They love it too and I love that for US. 😂
My coworker complimented my pants. BEFORE I could tell her they come in tall she says "I bet they don't come in tall, lawd knows how you get anywhere on them lil legs"
😦 hey man?!
😦 hey man?!
a man in a white shirt is making a funny face while sitting on a couch .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is making a funny face while sitting on a couch .
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January 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
My coworker complimented my pants. BEFORE I could tell her they come in tall she says "I bet they don't come in tall, lawd knows how you get anywhere on them lil legs"
😦 hey man?!
😦 hey man?!
I've owned it in vinyl, tape, CD, mp3, and now vinyl all over again.
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I've owned it in vinyl, tape, CD, mp3, and now vinyl all over again.
Savannah River and then Broad River
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Savannah River and then Broad River
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If you can’t treat my friend the way I treat my friend…give my friend back
Related, if you want pointers on how to treat women, watch how women treat each other. You wanna go dutch with a woman whose friends take her out to eat on her non-pay week just because they enjoy her company. Why she wanna listen to you discuss the 48 laws of power AND she gotta pay her own way?
January 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
If you can’t treat my friend the way I treat my friend…give my friend back
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Are you or is someone you love a regulatory nerd? My org has a gig for that! www.idealist.org/en/nonprofit...
LPSC Policy Director / Senior Advisor - Job
Alliance for Affordable Energy is now hiring for the position of LPSC Policy Director / Senior Advisor in New Orleans. Apply today.
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January 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Are you or is someone you love a regulatory nerd? My org has a gig for that! www.idealist.org/en/nonprofit...
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A lot of men don’t have self respect. If they were women we would be screaming “STANN UP”.
January 8, 2026 at 3:29 AM
A lot of men don’t have self respect. If they were women we would be screaming “STANN UP”.
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The other cat distribution system.
Had a dream that I went on 4 dates with 4 different women. Is it my turn god? Is the limo coming to get me??!
January 7, 2026 at 12:31 PM
The other cat distribution system.
He'd been at his job for 5yrs with no promotion or raise.
You have NO ambition? NONE?!
You have NO ambition? NONE?!
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 4:37 AM
He'd been at his job for 5yrs with no promotion or raise.
You have NO ambition? NONE?!
You have NO ambition? NONE?!
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Now…she could have done a this without us, and I wish she had. HOWEVER, she’s not the first internet chick to be weird and awkward in person.
a man wearing glasses and a plaid sweater is talking to a woman
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a plaid sweater is talking to another man giving him a surveying look
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January 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Now…she could have done a this without us, and I wish she had. HOWEVER, she’s not the first internet chick to be weird and awkward in person.
I always feel better after my maintenance is done. Hair, nails, lashes, brows. I I may be stressed out and having a sub optimal time, but you could never tell it by looking at me.
January 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I always feel better after my maintenance is done. Hair, nails, lashes, brows. I I may be stressed out and having a sub optimal time, but you could never tell it by looking at me.
One of my favorites copaganda shows is Numb3rs. Not too heavy on the deviance and I love to see a man be crazy smart.
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 AM
One of my favorites copaganda shows is Numb3rs. Not too heavy on the deviance and I love to see a man be crazy smart.
One of my favorite things is making a ton of meat sauce and freezing it. So on nights like this when everyone still needs to eat it's a easy decision.
January 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
One of my favorite things is making a ton of meat sauce and freezing it. So on nights like this when everyone still needs to eat it's a easy decision.
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omg are y'all sending your third eye blind to stranger men on the internet, without consent, and for free? IN THIS ECONOMY?!!
a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a face .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a face .
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January 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
omg are y'all sending your third eye blind to stranger men on the internet, without consent, and for free? IN THIS ECONOMY?!!
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Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
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great video from @jasonkpargin.bsky.social explaining very clearly how and why microsoft onedrive is not to be trusted: www.tiktok.com/@jasonkpargi...
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
great video from @jasonkpargin.bsky.social explaining very clearly how and why microsoft onedrive is not to be trusted: www.tiktok.com/@jasonkpargi...
Very much my type
I’m not gone hold you. THIS is my type. THIS is the kind of man I’m going to marry. 🤓🎮😮💨🤤💍
January 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Very much my type
"I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie"
January 4, 2026 at 4:59 AM
"I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie"
I can rewatch this anime all the time. (And I'm gonna)
a man in a white coat is standing in front of a crowd with his arm in the air .
ALT: a man in a white coat is standing in front of a crowd with his arm in the air .
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January 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I can rewatch this anime all the time. (And I'm gonna)
I'm drinking and VERY close to my favorite drunk activity; drunk praise and worship in my living room.
January 4, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I'm drinking and VERY close to my favorite drunk activity; drunk praise and worship in my living room.