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Does she have 3 legs? Surely that gives her a significant advantage
February 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Does she have 3 legs? Surely that gives her a significant advantage
#MarkKermode suffering so you don't have to youtube.com/watch?v=DTyU...
Mark Kermode reviews Melania
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February 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
#MarkKermode suffering so you don't have to youtube.com/watch?v=DTyU...
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That‘s the spirit.
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 AM
That‘s the spirit.
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Jesus. And it raises another question. How many others in or around government are lured by the prospect of a post-office pay bonanza? How will we ever know unless they're caught up in a politicised US sex scandal?
Peter Mandelson is telling the truth on one thing: the idea he was bought for a $4k “bursary” or a $75k gift is ridiculous
The real incentive was a post-government payday - one so big he *rejected* a $3–5m-a-year offer
And Epstein enabled that payday
Here’s the evidence. 🧵
The real incentive was a post-government payday - one so big he *rejected* a $3–5m-a-year offer
And Epstein enabled that payday
Here’s the evidence. 🧵
February 4, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Jesus. And it raises another question. How many others in or around government are lured by the prospect of a post-office pay bonanza? How will we ever know unless they're caught up in a politicised US sex scandal?
IDE heuristics upon encountering XQuery:
this code is illegible but doesn't have quite enough semicolons to be Perl. Shall I install a PHP plugin?
this code is illegible but doesn't have quite enough semicolons to be Perl. Shall I install a PHP plugin?
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 AM
IDE heuristics upon encountering XQuery:
this code is illegible but doesn't have quite enough semicolons to be Perl. Shall I install a PHP plugin?
this code is illegible but doesn't have quite enough semicolons to be Perl. Shall I install a PHP plugin?
This is the best bit of meaningless marketing statistics I've seen in a long time.
Part of me wants to know their sample size and methodology, but mostly I'm jealous - I've got to use this
Part of me wants to know their sample size and methodology, but mostly I'm jealous - I've got to use this
January 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
This is the best bit of meaningless marketing statistics I've seen in a long time.
Part of me wants to know their sample size and methodology, but mostly I'm jealous - I've got to use this
Part of me wants to know their sample size and methodology, but mostly I'm jealous - I've got to use this
Surely this is why premiums have to go up
Meanwhile more & more are going to need healthcare because of their psychotic administration 😔
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The US government has taken the unprecedented step of cutting the number of vaccines it recommends for every child, a move long sought by Health Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr. But medical groups say undermines protections against diseases.
January 6, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Surely this is why premiums have to go up
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Bad things are happening in the world, but there have been huge advances in health care in the past few years.
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
Also very cool: a study from 2024 found that in Scottish women fully vaccinated with the HPV vaccine in 2008, *no* cases of cervical cancer have been found. Not a single one. 100% success rate.
Co-author: "It is [now] possible to make cervical cancer a rare disease.”
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Co-author: "It is [now] possible to make cervical cancer a rare disease.”
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
No cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in Scotland
A study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is
www.bbc.co.uk
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Bad things are happening in the world, but there have been huge advances in health care in the past few years.
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
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It's 10 years since Cat Food Letterbox Day! Oh happy day!
January 2, 2026 at 9:45 AM
It's 10 years since Cat Food Letterbox Day! Oh happy day!
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by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on
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From the Hamill House to your's:
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!
🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!
🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶
December 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
From the Hamill House to your's:
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!
🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!
🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶
Not much going on, jus standin in this here greenhouse with a pile o rocks
December 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Not much going on, jus standin in this here greenhouse with a pile o rocks
And this is why you are not a billionaire
If I were a billionaire I simply wouldn’t be fighting with strangers on the internet on Christmas Eve
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
And this is why you are not a billionaire
The decor is... breathtaking
My wife is now going through this picture by picture muttering obscenities with the occasional gasp and I’m pretty sure she just denied God
I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
December 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The decor is... breathtaking
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Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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been having a tough time lately nana
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
been having a tough time lately nana
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
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absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps
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The real asylum scandal is the incompetence of the Home Office inews.co.uk/opinion/the-...
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The real asylum scandal is the incompetence of the Home Office inews.co.uk/opinion/the-...
At Amazon tomorrow pitching my Lord of the Rings orc school movie drama
Uruk High
Uruk High
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
At Amazon tomorrow pitching my Lord of the Rings orc school movie drama
Uruk High
Uruk High
I haven't seen NOS4A1 yet
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I haven't seen NOS4A1 yet
An entertaining read about the last person selling floppy disks 💾
eyeondesign.aiga.org/we-spoke-wit...
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We Spoke With the Last Person Standing in the Floppy Disk Business
This interview was originally published in Floppy Disk Fever: The Curious Afterlives of a Flexible Medium, a new book published by Onomatopee. Tom Persky is the self-proclaimed “last man standing in the floppy disk business.” He is the time-honored founder of floppydisk.com, a US-based company
eyeondesign.aiga.org
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
An entertaining read about the last person selling floppy disks 💾
eyeondesign.aiga.org/we-spoke-wit...
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🔥 Highly recommended that you all sign and share.
Link to the petition—> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Link to the petition—> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
🔥 Highly recommended that you all sign and share.
Link to the petition—> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Link to the petition—> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
I cannot believe that her middle name is actually Beata
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I cannot believe that her middle name is actually Beata