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Allison Creely
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Forensic CPA. Avid rugby and curling fan and my mother’s most-favorite, oldest child. I still think it takes a village… [Personal account - so please don’t blame my firm]
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Very good advice.
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
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seems that when the cryptobros were running amok yelling “have fun being poor!” a monkey’s paw curled
February 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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I legit don’t know if I will ever get past this ad I saw walking to an appt this morning in soho. And yes, it’s a company that uses human sounding AI voice bots to take over your customer service calls.
February 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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I have a theory for another way you could do it that doesn’t require sneering social engineering imposed on working and middle class americans
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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I’m in the preamble this morning explaining that there’s no “protest” exception to the constitution, despite what the Trump admin is doing in and to Minnesota.

True of not just the first amendment but also … all the other parts too! thepreamble.com/p/the-right-...
The Right to Protest is More Protected than You Think
It’s more than just the First Amendment
thepreamble.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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zooming in was more of a treat than I anticipated
Some terrifically titled papers from a discovered collection of NASA research documents found in a skip

(with thanks to @juliarez.placid.horse)
February 3, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
“I think people are realizing it was all a lie. It was a big lie for the people. What MAGA is really serving in this administration, who they’re serving, is their big donors,” Greene said in a Wednesday interview with radio personality Kim Iversen.
February 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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“I think people are realizing it was all a lie. It was a big lie for the people. What MAGA is really serving in this administration, who they’re serving, is their big donors,” Greene said in a Wednesday interview with radio personality Kim Iversen.
February 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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❤️
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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We can honor Catherine O'Hara through buying, renting, and streaming her filmography over the next few days, so that the revenue is more than the box office receipts for "Melania" on opening weeken--oh, excuse me...

[puts finger to ear]

...okay, yes, I'm being told that's already happened.
January 30, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Appellate lawyer wanted, $40 an hour: At least two of the following: (1) SCOTUS argument; (2) US Supreme Court Clerkship; (3) Arguments in at least 5 Courts of Appeals; (4) Band 1 Chambers & Partners in Appellate law
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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Look, if you had a party scheduled at your house, and the pipes broke and the floor was covered in raw sewage, you’d tell your friends not to come over.

In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
January 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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Much as I don't enjoy posting media as inspiration (outside of music) this is very much the feeling in Minneapolis at the moment.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaKr...
Andor | Maarva Andor’s Monologue | Disney+
YouTube video by Star Wars
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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here’s the thing about shoveling

fuck shoveling
January 26, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 5:59 PM
This is evergreen.
The Bay Area is its own genre of horror sometimes.
January 26, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Aside from the references to his service as a Marine, this should be the baseline response for every single elected Democrat. No mealy-mouthed focus-tested mumbly whining.

If you're not fucking furious, get out of the fucking way or an infuriated electorate is roll right over you too.
January 24, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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The Scotties Tournament of Hearts Pool Play Draw 2 will be LIVE on YouTube #curling 🥌

www.youtube.com/live/53sCzGg...
Scotties Tournament of Hearts: Pool Play - Draw 2
YouTube video by TSN
www.youtube.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Any curling fans out there ....Whose going to be glued to their TV sets for the next week, watching the Scotties Tournament of Hearts? 👀 📺

Throwback pic of the GOAT Jennifer Jones.

#womenscurling 🥌 #STOH 🇨🇦
January 24, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Just watching excerpts from PM Mark Carney’s Davos speech. What an utter national humiliation for America to have this malevolent senescent and absurd clown representing this great nation before the nations of the world.
January 22, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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Today is the most humiliating day in the history of the United States of America.

At least until tomorrow.
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Love her show! Just what we need right now!
January 19, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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Alt
January 19, 2026 at 10:16 AM