❄️🎄Alice Anne Fayth🎄❄️
@aliceannefayth.bsky.social
Mental health specialist. Anne Boleyn enthusiast. Horse rider, dog mum. Can half speak french on a good day. Views are my own. She/her
I don’t think I’ve ever told anything or anyone to ‘fuck off and die’ before but Copilot pushed me to it this morning when it twatted across my screen uninvited and asked me ‘what shall we do first?’
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever told anything or anyone to ‘fuck off and die’ before but Copilot pushed me to it this morning when it twatted across my screen uninvited and asked me ‘what shall we do first?’
Yes I have access to my inboxes again!
[sees the amount of mail I’ve received over the past month.]
Fuck. I have access to my inboxes again.
[sees the amount of mail I’ve received over the past month.]
Fuck. I have access to my inboxes again.
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Yes I have access to my inboxes again!
[sees the amount of mail I’ve received over the past month.]
Fuck. I have access to my inboxes again.
[sees the amount of mail I’ve received over the past month.]
Fuck. I have access to my inboxes again.
I can’t tell if this well-being clinic is genius or the worst business planning ever in its placement.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I can’t tell if this well-being clinic is genius or the worst business planning ever in its placement.
Reposted by ❄️🎄Alice Anne Fayth🎄❄️
Nigel Farage has spent £1m taking out adverts in the papers to distract from the Nathan Gill Russian bribe scandal.
We can't let him buy himself out of this. We need an investigation into Russian influence in our politics.
We can't let him buy himself out of this. We need an investigation into Russian influence in our politics.
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Nigel Farage has spent £1m taking out adverts in the papers to distract from the Nathan Gill Russian bribe scandal.
We can't let him buy himself out of this. We need an investigation into Russian influence in our politics.
We can't let him buy himself out of this. We need an investigation into Russian influence in our politics.
I do struggle with some people’s cognitive dissonance sometimes.
First friend I see on fb complaining about the budget cos it gives too much to people on benefits. Despite:
-her family being reliant on benefits
-her job in community care being reliant on service users getting care through benefits
First friend I see on fb complaining about the budget cos it gives too much to people on benefits. Despite:
-her family being reliant on benefits
-her job in community care being reliant on service users getting care through benefits
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I do struggle with some people’s cognitive dissonance sometimes.
First friend I see on fb complaining about the budget cos it gives too much to people on benefits. Despite:
-her family being reliant on benefits
-her job in community care being reliant on service users getting care through benefits
First friend I see on fb complaining about the budget cos it gives too much to people on benefits. Despite:
-her family being reliant on benefits
-her job in community care being reliant on service users getting care through benefits
You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
If I go out in a flurry of Swarovski crystals, boobs, and feathers then at least I’ll have died as I have lived.
If I go out in a flurry of Swarovski crystals, boobs, and feathers then at least I’ll have died as I have lived.
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 AM
You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
If I go out in a flurry of Swarovski crystals, boobs, and feathers then at least I’ll have died as I have lived.
If I go out in a flurry of Swarovski crystals, boobs, and feathers then at least I’ll have died as I have lived.
Definitely reached a time of year when there’s some interesting motorists on the road making unusual driving choices.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Definitely reached a time of year when there’s some interesting motorists on the road making unusual driving choices.
Reposted by ❄️🎄Alice Anne Fayth🎄❄️
Fleetwood Mac 's "Silver Springs" is a trending sound right now at least on Insta, and people are using it for ... their wedding videos and getting brunch with friends.
they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹"
🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song
they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹"
🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Fleetwood Mac 's "Silver Springs" is a trending sound right now at least on Insta, and people are using it for ... their wedding videos and getting brunch with friends.
they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹"
🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song
they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹"
🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song
To be fair a lot of these are poor grammar or directly quoting patients which you have to type up as-said and not what they meant. But they did still make me laugh 😆
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
To be fair a lot of these are poor grammar or directly quoting patients which you have to type up as-said and not what they meant. But they did still make me laugh 😆
I got:
Vodka
Job
Sex
I’m not really clear on the rules of this but as I work in hospitals I am very much hoping it doesn’t mean I will be doing those three things simultaneously.
Independently however, bring on 2026, looks like it’s to be a good one. 🤣
Vodka
Job
Sex
I’m not really clear on the rules of this but as I work in hospitals I am very much hoping it doesn’t mean I will be doing those three things simultaneously.
Independently however, bring on 2026, looks like it’s to be a good one. 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I got:
Vodka
Job
Sex
I’m not really clear on the rules of this but as I work in hospitals I am very much hoping it doesn’t mean I will be doing those three things simultaneously.
Independently however, bring on 2026, looks like it’s to be a good one. 🤣
Vodka
Job
Sex
I’m not really clear on the rules of this but as I work in hospitals I am very much hoping it doesn’t mean I will be doing those three things simultaneously.
Independently however, bring on 2026, looks like it’s to be a good one. 🤣
Reposted by ❄️🎄Alice Anne Fayth🎄❄️
2025 me delegating tasks to 2026 me
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
2025 me delegating tasks to 2026 me
Reposted by ❄️🎄Alice Anne Fayth🎄❄️
He is a Trump supporter.
And not a billionare...
And not a billionare...
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
He is a Trump supporter.
And not a billionare...
And not a billionare...
I think my favourite way I’ve accidentally fucked my algorithms is by hovering over French written statuses for longer. My timeline assumes it’s cos I cannot get enough of French takes and news.
Like no mate, it just takes me longer to read them cos I’m not very fast as translating them.
Like no mate, it just takes me longer to read them cos I’m not very fast as translating them.
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think my favourite way I’ve accidentally fucked my algorithms is by hovering over French written statuses for longer. My timeline assumes it’s cos I cannot get enough of French takes and news.
Like no mate, it just takes me longer to read them cos I’m not very fast as translating them.
Like no mate, it just takes me longer to read them cos I’m not very fast as translating them.
Reposted by ❄️🎄Alice Anne Fayth🎄❄️
People are always like real job stability is in medicine or the law, but the most secure job is actually white guy writes op-eds about how he’s sick of the minorities.
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
People are always like real job stability is in medicine or the law, but the most secure job is actually white guy writes op-eds about how he’s sick of the minorities.
Is anyone else who has to access outlook by the web browser finding its not displaying at all? I just keep getting it bring up code. I can’t use the app for work so it’s a bit of a pain.
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Is anyone else who has to access outlook by the web browser finding its not displaying at all? I just keep getting it bring up code. I can’t use the app for work so it’s a bit of a pain.
Thought I’d finished all my Christmas shopping but now realised I haven’t bought presents for my dog’s friends and she’s unlikely to purchase them herself.
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Thought I’d finished all my Christmas shopping but now realised I haven’t bought presents for my dog’s friends and she’s unlikely to purchase them herself.
I mean… they’re not totally wrong.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I mean… they’re not totally wrong.
It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
Okay I need someone to buy me this outfit and then arrange a party full of my enemies. The party needs to be held over a trap door, ideally.
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Okay I need someone to buy me this outfit and then arrange a party full of my enemies. The party needs to be held over a trap door, ideally.
Now he's gettin' a tattoo, yeah, he's gettin' ink done
He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31
Friends say, he's tryin' too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip
He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31
Friends say, he's tryin' too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Now he's gettin' a tattoo, yeah, he's gettin' ink done
He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31
Friends say, he's tryin' too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip
He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31
Friends say, he's tryin' too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip
Buyer: is the purple version of this scarf a bright Cadbury purple?
Me: it is yes. 🙂
Buyer: [buys the red version]
Appreciate their custom either way as it makes no difference to me but…
Me: it is yes. 🙂
Buyer: [buys the red version]
Appreciate their custom either way as it makes no difference to me but…
a black cat with a loading icon on its face
ALT: a black cat with a loading icon on its face
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November 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Buyer: is the purple version of this scarf a bright Cadbury purple?
Me: it is yes. 🙂
Buyer: [buys the red version]
Appreciate their custom either way as it makes no difference to me but…
Me: it is yes. 🙂
Buyer: [buys the red version]
Appreciate their custom either way as it makes no difference to me but…
Reposted by ❄️🎄Alice Anne Fayth🎄❄️
Very proud of former Reform MP, James McMurdock. Who better to stand up for women and girls than a man sent to prison for repeatedly kicking his girlfriend?
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Very proud of former Reform MP, James McMurdock. Who better to stand up for women and girls than a man sent to prison for repeatedly kicking his girlfriend?
Maybe I’ve seen too much burlesque but immediately my brain was like ‘Robin Von Teese’
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Maybe I’ve seen too much burlesque but immediately my brain was like ‘Robin Von Teese’
‘That’s a pretty big question, asked in a pretty small way’ is a phrase I’m filing away for multiple purposes in future.
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
‘That’s a pretty big question, asked in a pretty small way’ is a phrase I’m filing away for multiple purposes in future.
@markclaflin.bsky.social didn’t know you’d bought a new car mate.
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
@markclaflin.bsky.social didn’t know you’d bought a new car mate.