❄️🎄Alice Anne Fayth🎄❄️
@aliceannefayth.bsky.social
Mental health specialist. Anne Boleyn enthusiast. Horse rider, dog mum. Can half speak french on a good day. Views are my own. She/her
Can confirm. An hour after a literal horse fell directly ontop of me nearly killing me, damaging my spine, breaking my kneecap, causing internal bleeding, and sending me into shock I was asked when I last had a period. How tf would I know!? I’m not on it now, that’s all the info I got for you bud.
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Can confirm. An hour after a literal horse fell directly ontop of me nearly killing me, damaging my spine, breaking my kneecap, causing internal bleeding, and sending me into shock I was asked when I last had a period. How tf would I know!? I’m not on it now, that’s all the info I got for you bud.
The energy I brought to 2025:
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The energy I brought to 2025:
The comment beneath this really made me laugh. She’s right as well. 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The comment beneath this really made me laugh. She’s right as well. 🤣
I can’t tell if this well-being clinic is genius or the worst business planning ever in its placement.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I can’t tell if this well-being clinic is genius or the worst business planning ever in its placement.
You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
If I go out in a flurry of Swarovski crystals, boobs, and feathers then at least I’ll have died as I have lived.
If I go out in a flurry of Swarovski crystals, boobs, and feathers then at least I’ll have died as I have lived.
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 AM
You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
If I go out in a flurry of Swarovski crystals, boobs, and feathers then at least I’ll have died as I have lived.
If I go out in a flurry of Swarovski crystals, boobs, and feathers then at least I’ll have died as I have lived.
To be fair a lot of these are poor grammar or directly quoting patients which you have to type up as-said and not what they meant. But they did still make me laugh 😆
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
To be fair a lot of these are poor grammar or directly quoting patients which you have to type up as-said and not what they meant. But they did still make me laugh 😆
I got:
Vodka
Job
Sex
I’m not really clear on the rules of this but as I work in hospitals I am very much hoping it doesn’t mean I will be doing those three things simultaneously.
Independently however, bring on 2026, looks like it’s to be a good one. 🤣
Vodka
Job
Sex
I’m not really clear on the rules of this but as I work in hospitals I am very much hoping it doesn’t mean I will be doing those three things simultaneously.
Independently however, bring on 2026, looks like it’s to be a good one. 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I got:
Vodka
Job
Sex
I’m not really clear on the rules of this but as I work in hospitals I am very much hoping it doesn’t mean I will be doing those three things simultaneously.
Independently however, bring on 2026, looks like it’s to be a good one. 🤣
Vodka
Job
Sex
I’m not really clear on the rules of this but as I work in hospitals I am very much hoping it doesn’t mean I will be doing those three things simultaneously.
Independently however, bring on 2026, looks like it’s to be a good one. 🤣
I mean… they’re not totally wrong.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I mean… they’re not totally wrong.
It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
Yea boylesque. Although many just dance under the term burlesque. I’m friends with some! This dude is often said to be the current king of boylesque. I saw him perform in 2018 and he was pretty awesome tbf.
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Yea boylesque. Although many just dance under the term burlesque. I’m friends with some! This dude is often said to be the current king of boylesque. I saw him perform in 2018 and he was pretty awesome tbf.
Now he's gettin' a tattoo, yeah, he's gettin' ink done
He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31
Friends say, he's tryin' too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip
He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31
Friends say, he's tryin' too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Now he's gettin' a tattoo, yeah, he's gettin' ink done
He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31
Friends say, he's tryin' too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip
He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31
Friends say, he's tryin' too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip
Maybe I’ve seen too much burlesque but immediately my brain was like ‘Robin Von Teese’
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Maybe I’ve seen too much burlesque but immediately my brain was like ‘Robin Von Teese’
@markclaflin.bsky.social didn’t know you’d bought a new car mate.
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
@markclaflin.bsky.social didn’t know you’d bought a new car mate.
The bottom line. Which I feel strongly about but also think it will prove to be an unpopular choice.
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The bottom line. Which I feel strongly about but also think it will prove to be an unpopular choice.
Today’s accidental allyship. Making candles for Christmas presents using pink & purple just cos they’re pretty. Realised this batch are going to my hairdresser who is bi and her bloke is not very supportive of her previous marriage to a woman. Added the blue. Bisexual candles. Get over yourself Joe
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Today’s accidental allyship. Making candles for Christmas presents using pink & purple just cos they’re pretty. Realised this batch are going to my hairdresser who is bi and her bloke is not very supportive of her previous marriage to a woman. Added the blue. Bisexual candles. Get over yourself Joe
"I just like live music" girl!!! 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"I just like live music" girl!!! 🤣
So I think what happened was one of us put ADHD Awareness Month down somewhere, and now none of us can remember where tf it is.
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So I think what happened was one of us put ADHD Awareness Month down somewhere, and now none of us can remember where tf it is.
Abusing a position of power is coercion you dumb fuck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Abusing a position of power is coercion you dumb fuck.
Rooting for there to be 8 people in this friendship group.
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Rooting for there to be 8 people in this friendship group.
Okay these did make me laugh. 😆
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Okay these did make me laugh. 😆
Good alignment on my timeline.
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Good alignment on my timeline.
Absolutely love that this guy knew he name and was ‘I tell you what would be hilarious…’
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Absolutely love that this guy knew he name and was ‘I tell you what would be hilarious…’
An oldie but a goodie. Impossible to pick a favourite sentence, they’re all 🤌🏻
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
An oldie but a goodie. Impossible to pick a favourite sentence, they’re all 🤌🏻