alexis
@alexisrae.bsky.social
trans, bi, brat
she/they
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
mdni 🔞
@kathumanart.bsky.social’s trophy wife
she/they
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
mdni 🔞
@kathumanart.bsky.social’s trophy wife
who the hell is steve jobs
January 16, 2026 at 1:06 AM
who the hell is steve jobs
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Bluesky going to work over on Twitter
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Bluesky going to work over on Twitter
my wife and i bought a house!! i finally have my own home!! this has been my dream since i was a little girl 😭😭
January 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
my wife and i bought a house!! i finally have my own home!! this has been my dream since i was a little girl 😭😭
January 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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ARE YOU READY TO MAKE YOUR LEMON PIG DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR LEMONS
December 31, 2024 at 6:06 PM
ARE YOU READY TO MAKE YOUR LEMON PIG DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR LEMONS
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
Show me how your 2025 went
December 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Show me how your 2025 went
i really hate that americans call it 'soccer' when literally everyone else in the world calls it kickball
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
i really hate that americans call it 'soccer' when literally everyone else in the world calls it kickball
warhammer update: i have acquired little dudes
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
warhammer update: i have acquired little dudes
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james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
james cameron every few years
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Dragon Quest enemy ass pose
December 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Dragon Quest enemy ass pose
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If "It's Hip To Be Square" came out now it would be called "It's Peak To Be Cringe" and would be by Huey Lewis and the iPad!
#cantmakethisup #yagottabekiddingme #cmon
#cantmakethisup #yagottabekiddingme #cmon
December 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If "It's Hip To Be Square" came out now it would be called "It's Peak To Be Cringe" and would be by Huey Lewis and the iPad!
#cantmakethisup #yagottabekiddingme #cmon
#cantmakethisup #yagottabekiddingme #cmon
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
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"we only use AI for coming up with ideas" no you don't. you use AI to come up with the a bland version of other people's ideas. there is currently NOBODY more replaceable than you
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"we only use AI for coming up with ideas" no you don't. you use AI to come up with the a bland version of other people's ideas. there is currently NOBODY more replaceable than you
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if i had to be cursed with life, glory be to god for allowing me to share time with ritz crackers
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
if i had to be cursed with life, glory be to god for allowing me to share time with ritz crackers
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festive holiday video
(dec 21, 2023)
(dec 21, 2023)
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
festive holiday video
(dec 21, 2023)
(dec 21, 2023)
oh that isn't smoke. its steam! from the steam winter sale!
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
oh that isn't smoke. its steam! from the steam winter sale!
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Girls will say "I know a spot" then take you here
September 6, 2023 at 12:02 AM
Girls will say "I know a spot" then take you here
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the need is just too much sometimes. i guess i just have to act out more 🤷🏼♀️
November 29, 2023 at 1:04 AM
the need is just too much sometimes. i guess i just have to act out more 🤷🏼♀️
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Metroid Prime 4 (2025)
Despite all the vaginal imagery it seems like the developers at Retro Studios couldn't quite find the clitoris. They didn't manage to hit the G-spot. There was no orgasm. An unsatisfying experience. /A+K
Despite all the vaginal imagery it seems like the developers at Retro Studios couldn't quite find the clitoris. They didn't manage to hit the G-spot. There was no orgasm. An unsatisfying experience. /A+K
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Metroid Prime 4 (2025)
Despite all the vaginal imagery it seems like the developers at Retro Studios couldn't quite find the clitoris. They didn't manage to hit the G-spot. There was no orgasm. An unsatisfying experience. /A+K
Despite all the vaginal imagery it seems like the developers at Retro Studios couldn't quite find the clitoris. They didn't manage to hit the G-spot. There was no orgasm. An unsatisfying experience. /A+K
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫