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alexisrae.bsky.social
alexis
@alexisrae.bsky.social
trans, bi, brat
she/they
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
mdni 🔞

@kathumanart.bsky.social’s trophy wife
who the hell is steve jobs
January 16, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Bluesky going to work over on Twitter
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
my wife and i bought a house!! i finally have my own home!! this has been my dream since i was a little girl 😭😭
January 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
i haven't showered since last year 🤣🤣 #haha #sofunny #canyoubelievethis #LOL
January 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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ARE YOU READY TO MAKE YOUR LEMON PIG DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR LEMONS
December 31, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Show me how your 2025 went
December 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
i really hate that americans call it 'soccer' when literally everyone else in the world calls it kickball
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
warhammer update: i have acquired little dudes
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Dragon Quest enemy ass pose
December 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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If "It's Hip To Be Square" came out now it would be called "It's Peak To Be Cringe" and would be by Huey Lewis and the iPad!
#cantmakethisup #yagottabekiddingme #cmon
December 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Simply

Having

A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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"we only use AI for coming up with ideas" no you don't. you use AI to come up with the a bland version of other people's ideas. there is currently NOBODY more replaceable than you
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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if i had to be cursed with life, glory be to god for allowing me to share time with ritz crackers
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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festive holiday video
(dec 21, 2023)
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
oh that isn't smoke. its steam! from the steam winter sale!
Steam Winter Sale buff.ly/zjOqnHc
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Girls will say "I know a spot" then take you here
September 6, 2023 at 12:02 AM
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the need is just too much sometimes. i guess i just have to act out more 🤷🏼‍♀️
November 29, 2023 at 1:04 AM
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Metroid Prime 4 (2025)
Despite all the vaginal imagery it seems like the developers at Retro Studios couldn't quite find the clitoris. They didn't manage to hit the G-spot. There was no orgasm. An unsatisfying experience. /A+K
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
a family
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM