Alexis B
@alexiskatb.bsky.social
Singer, artist, writer. A tea drinkin', cat pettin', fascism fightin' nerd in the PNW. She/They.
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I heard this song a few days ago.
Tonight, I’m going to a volunteer appreciation pizza party.
I feel like I’m watching a video of two objects about to crash into each other in slow motion.
Tonight, I’m going to a volunteer appreciation pizza party.
I feel like I’m watching a video of two objects about to crash into each other in slow motion.
sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I heard this song a few days ago.
Tonight, I’m going to a volunteer appreciation pizza party.
I feel like I’m watching a video of two objects about to crash into each other in slow motion.
Tonight, I’m going to a volunteer appreciation pizza party.
I feel like I’m watching a video of two objects about to crash into each other in slow motion.
I heard this song a few days ago.
Tonight, I’m going to a volunteer appreciation pizza party.
I feel like I’m watching a video of two objects about to crash into each other in slow motion.
Tonight, I’m going to a volunteer appreciation pizza party.
I feel like I’m watching a video of two objects about to crash into each other in slow motion.
sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I heard this song a few days ago.
Tonight, I’m going to a volunteer appreciation pizza party.
I feel like I’m watching a video of two objects about to crash into each other in slow motion.
Tonight, I’m going to a volunteer appreciation pizza party.
I feel like I’m watching a video of two objects about to crash into each other in slow motion.
Having a cozy cup of @fridaytea.com’s lovely, LotR-inspired Merry Fellow, and ruminating on my disdain for Tech Bros who appropriate Tolkien’s language without understanding his heart. (Give us our cool words back, assholes.)
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Having a cozy cup of @fridaytea.com’s lovely, LotR-inspired Merry Fellow, and ruminating on my disdain for Tech Bros who appropriate Tolkien’s language without understanding his heart. (Give us our cool words back, assholes.)
What if I approached life with an attitude of Joy and Love, instead of Dread and Anxiety? 🤔
(This post brought to you by decades of Stage Fright.)
(This post brought to you by decades of Stage Fright.)
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
What if I approached life with an attitude of Joy and Love, instead of Dread and Anxiety? 🤔
(This post brought to you by decades of Stage Fright.)
(This post brought to you by decades of Stage Fright.)
Tonight at 7! Tomorrow at 3! Come getcher holiday on!
Hey there, local peeps! If you’re looking for a cozy and inspiring holiday event this weekend, I’ve got just the ticket: Come to my choir concert! Saturday, 7pm; Sunday, 3pm, 1st Presbyterian in Vancouver, WA.
You uplift local musicians, we uplift your heart…it will be GORGEOUS!
You uplift local musicians, we uplift your heart…it will be GORGEOUS!
Vancouver Master Chorale
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December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tonight at 7! Tomorrow at 3! Come getcher holiday on!
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Hey there, local peeps! If you’re looking for a cozy and inspiring holiday event this weekend, I’ve got just the ticket: Come to my choir concert! Saturday, 7pm; Sunday, 3pm, 1st Presbyterian in Vancouver, WA.
You uplift local musicians, we uplift your heart…it will be GORGEOUS!
You uplift local musicians, we uplift your heart…it will be GORGEOUS!
Vancouver Master Chorale
Welcome to Vancouver Master Chorale
vancouvermasterchorale.org
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hey there, local peeps! If you’re looking for a cozy and inspiring holiday event this weekend, I’ve got just the ticket: Come to my choir concert! Saturday, 7pm; Sunday, 3pm, 1st Presbyterian in Vancouver, WA.
You uplift local musicians, we uplift your heart…it will be GORGEOUS!
You uplift local musicians, we uplift your heart…it will be GORGEOUS!
Hey there, local peeps! If you’re looking for a cozy and inspiring holiday event this weekend, I’ve got just the ticket: Come to my choir concert! Saturday, 7pm; Sunday, 3pm, 1st Presbyterian in Vancouver, WA.
You uplift local musicians, we uplift your heart…it will be GORGEOUS!
You uplift local musicians, we uplift your heart…it will be GORGEOUS!
Vancouver Master Chorale
Welcome to Vancouver Master Chorale
vancouvermasterchorale.org
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hey there, local peeps! If you’re looking for a cozy and inspiring holiday event this weekend, I’ve got just the ticket: Come to my choir concert! Saturday, 7pm; Sunday, 3pm, 1st Presbyterian in Vancouver, WA.
You uplift local musicians, we uplift your heart…it will be GORGEOUS!
You uplift local musicians, we uplift your heart…it will be GORGEOUS!
My favorite thing about The Holidays is the day after The Holidays.
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My favorite thing about The Holidays is the day after The Holidays.
A blessed Stretchy Pants Day to all who celebrate! 💛🧡❤️🤎
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
A blessed Stretchy Pants Day to all who celebrate! 💛🧡❤️🤎
It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! (Not really, but I was getting a little nervous.) My @white2tea.bsky.social Shulloween bag has finally arrived! I was not prepared for how large it is, it smells AMAZING, and I want to jump in it and swim around, Scrooge McDuck style.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! (Not really, but I was getting a little nervous.) My @white2tea.bsky.social Shulloween bag has finally arrived! I was not prepared for how large it is, it smells AMAZING, and I want to jump in it and swim around, Scrooge McDuck style.
Solo’s arch nemesis (the street sweeper) has driven by five times today, and he would like to speak to the manager about all this ruckus.
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Solo’s arch nemesis (the street sweeper) has driven by five times today, and he would like to speak to the manager about all this ruckus.
Sitting down to a relaxing cup of @fridaytea.com’s Harvest Spice; have been joined by this little bug friend. On the one hand: yay, cute bug! On the other hand, I’ve been reading @tkingfisher.com’s A House with Good Bones…and, well, iykyk.
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sitting down to a relaxing cup of @fridaytea.com’s Harvest Spice; have been joined by this little bug friend. On the one hand: yay, cute bug! On the other hand, I’ve been reading @tkingfisher.com’s A House with Good Bones…and, well, iykyk.
One last little baby spider just showed up the arm of the couch, like it was asking me where its siblings went. Now settled outside on a leaf. 🥹
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
One last little baby spider just showed up the arm of the couch, like it was asking me where its siblings went. Now settled outside on a leaf. 🥹
Giving the last of the baby jumping spiders a drink before they’re released in the wild. Luckily it’s still unusually mild outside.
Go out there and make mama proud, little spoods! 🥹🩷
Go out there and make mama proud, little spoods! 🥹🩷
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Giving the last of the baby jumping spiders a drink before they’re released in the wild. Luckily it’s still unusually mild outside.
Go out there and make mama proud, little spoods! 🥹🩷
Go out there and make mama proud, little spoods! 🥹🩷
Y’all.
The freaking ice cream truck just drove through my neighborhood.
It’s November 15th.
What is even happening?
The freaking ice cream truck just drove through my neighborhood.
It’s November 15th.
What is even happening?
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Y’all.
The freaking ice cream truck just drove through my neighborhood.
It’s November 15th.
What is even happening?
The freaking ice cream truck just drove through my neighborhood.
It’s November 15th.
What is even happening?
Sometimes Tea Time isn’t gorgeous. Sometimes it’s on your dirty kitchen counter, in front of the microwave, next to a splatter of last night’s butternut squash soup. But it still feeds the soul.
Take care & drink tea, friends!
(Tea is @white2tea.bsky.social’s Blood Moon. ❤️)
Take care & drink tea, friends!
(Tea is @white2tea.bsky.social’s Blood Moon. ❤️)
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Sometimes Tea Time isn’t gorgeous. Sometimes it’s on your dirty kitchen counter, in front of the microwave, next to a splatter of last night’s butternut squash soup. But it still feeds the soul.
Take care & drink tea, friends!
(Tea is @white2tea.bsky.social’s Blood Moon. ❤️)
Take care & drink tea, friends!
(Tea is @white2tea.bsky.social’s Blood Moon. ❤️)
Me after figuring out how to install the new toilet seat.
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Me after figuring out how to install the new toilet seat.
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Best thing we can do individually to help hold back the despair and isolation of fascism is to make beautiful things and memories.
Fascism wants to collapse all potential futures even those that we hold interior to ourselves, so to fight it we must embrace ourselves,one another and art.
Fascism wants to collapse all potential futures even those that we hold interior to ourselves, so to fight it we must embrace ourselves,one another and art.
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Best thing we can do individually to help hold back the despair and isolation of fascism is to make beautiful things and memories.
Fascism wants to collapse all potential futures even those that we hold interior to ourselves, so to fight it we must embrace ourselves,one another and art.
Fascism wants to collapse all potential futures even those that we hold interior to ourselves, so to fight it we must embrace ourselves,one another and art.
OMG you guys a jumping spider had babies in my window and now my side table is a baby jumping spider nursery. One the one hand: LOOK AT HOW CUTE AND TINY IT IS. 🥹 On the other hand, this is starting to push the limits of my recently overcome arachnophobia.
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
OMG you guys a jumping spider had babies in my window and now my side table is a baby jumping spider nursery. One the one hand: LOOK AT HOW CUTE AND TINY IT IS. 🥹 On the other hand, this is starting to push the limits of my recently overcome arachnophobia.
29 years ago in college, I auditioned for 2 solos in Britten’s Ceremony of Carols. I didn’t get either of them. Devastated, I tell you.
Last night, I auditioned for the same solos and got them both.
I promise I’m an emotionally mature adult. But 19yo me is all “How do you like me now, Dr. G-C?”
Last night, I auditioned for the same solos and got them both.
I promise I’m an emotionally mature adult. But 19yo me is all “How do you like me now, Dr. G-C?”
a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is sitting in a crowd of people
ALT: a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is sitting in a crowd of people
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October 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
29 years ago in college, I auditioned for 2 solos in Britten’s Ceremony of Carols. I didn’t get either of them. Devastated, I tell you.
Last night, I auditioned for the same solos and got them both.
I promise I’m an emotionally mature adult. But 19yo me is all “How do you like me now, Dr. G-C?”
Last night, I auditioned for the same solos and got them both.
I promise I’m an emotionally mature adult. But 19yo me is all “How do you like me now, Dr. G-C?”
Oof. Very Good Advice has become my go-to panic attack recovery tea. And I’ve been having a lot of panic attacks (can’t imagine why)!
Time to stock up, I guess. Can I buy it by the bushel? 😬
Time to stock up, I guess. Can I buy it by the bushel? 😬
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October 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Oof. Very Good Advice has become my go-to panic attack recovery tea. And I’ve been having a lot of panic attacks (can’t imagine why)!
Time to stock up, I guess. Can I buy it by the bushel? 😬
Time to stock up, I guess. Can I buy it by the bushel? 😬
So proud of my conservative little hometown! About 500 people lined Main Street, with tons of supportive honking and waving from passing cars. I usually head down to Vancouver or PDX for rallies/protests, so I was a little concerned what might happen out here…gives me hope!
October 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
So proud of my conservative little hometown! About 500 people lined Main Street, with tons of supportive honking and waving from passing cars. I usually head down to Vancouver or PDX for rallies/protests, so I was a little concerned what might happen out here…gives me hope!
Geeetings from War-Torn Portland! (Where there are no stores left, yet somehow I still managed to drop 300 bucks.)
October 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Geeetings from War-Torn Portland! (Where there are no stores left, yet somehow I still managed to drop 300 bucks.)
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Whatever that praying means for you, get it done. That includes scientifically cheering for her wellbeing. Don’t fuss about it, just make good thoughts for a good woman.
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
October 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Whatever that praying means for you, get it done. That includes scientifically cheering for her wellbeing. Don’t fuss about it, just make good thoughts for a good woman.