Alexis B
@alexiskatb.bsky.social
Singer, artist, writer. A tea drinkin', cat pettin', fascism fightin' nerd in the PNW. She/They.
The annual beer and fondue at Swiss Hibiscus in PDX for my favorite dude’s birthday. 🎉🩷
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The annual beer and fondue at Swiss Hibiscus in PDX for my favorite dude’s birthday. 🎉🩷
#pizzaparty, good times…having fun!
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
#pizzaparty, good times…having fun!
Having a cozy cup of @fridaytea.com’s lovely, LotR-inspired Merry Fellow, and ruminating on my disdain for Tech Bros who appropriate Tolkien’s language without understanding his heart. (Give us our cool words back, assholes.)
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Having a cozy cup of @fridaytea.com’s lovely, LotR-inspired Merry Fellow, and ruminating on my disdain for Tech Bros who appropriate Tolkien’s language without understanding his heart. (Give us our cool words back, assholes.)
My favorite thing about The Holidays is the day after The Holidays.
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My favorite thing about The Holidays is the day after The Holidays.
A blessed Stretchy Pants Day to all who celebrate! 💛🧡❤️🤎
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
A blessed Stretchy Pants Day to all who celebrate! 💛🧡❤️🤎
And you’d best believe I immediately dumped it out in the middle of the living room and organized my loot, just like I used to do with my Halloween candy.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
And you’d best believe I immediately dumped it out in the middle of the living room and organized my loot, just like I used to do with my Halloween candy.
It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! (Not really, but I was getting a little nervous.) My @white2tea.bsky.social Shulloween bag has finally arrived! I was not prepared for how large it is, it smells AMAZING, and I want to jump in it and swim around, Scrooge McDuck style.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! (Not really, but I was getting a little nervous.) My @white2tea.bsky.social Shulloween bag has finally arrived! I was not prepared for how large it is, it smells AMAZING, and I want to jump in it and swim around, Scrooge McDuck style.
Solo’s arch nemesis (the street sweeper) has driven by five times today, and he would like to speak to the manager about all this ruckus.
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Solo’s arch nemesis (the street sweeper) has driven by five times today, and he would like to speak to the manager about all this ruckus.
Sitting down to a relaxing cup of @fridaytea.com’s Harvest Spice; have been joined by this little bug friend. On the one hand: yay, cute bug! On the other hand, I’ve been reading @tkingfisher.com’s A House with Good Bones…and, well, iykyk.
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sitting down to a relaxing cup of @fridaytea.com’s Harvest Spice; have been joined by this little bug friend. On the one hand: yay, cute bug! On the other hand, I’ve been reading @tkingfisher.com’s A House with Good Bones…and, well, iykyk.
One last little baby spider just showed up the arm of the couch, like it was asking me where its siblings went. Now settled outside on a leaf. 🥹
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
One last little baby spider just showed up the arm of the couch, like it was asking me where its siblings went. Now settled outside on a leaf. 🥹
Giving the last of the baby jumping spiders a drink before they’re released in the wild. Luckily it’s still unusually mild outside.
Go out there and make mama proud, little spoods! 🥹🩷
Go out there and make mama proud, little spoods! 🥹🩷
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Giving the last of the baby jumping spiders a drink before they’re released in the wild. Luckily it’s still unusually mild outside.
Go out there and make mama proud, little spoods! 🥹🩷
Go out there and make mama proud, little spoods! 🥹🩷
Sometimes Tea Time isn’t gorgeous. Sometimes it’s on your dirty kitchen counter, in front of the microwave, next to a splatter of last night’s butternut squash soup. But it still feeds the soul.
Take care & drink tea, friends!
(Tea is @white2tea.bsky.social’s Blood Moon. ❤️)
Take care & drink tea, friends!
(Tea is @white2tea.bsky.social’s Blood Moon. ❤️)
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Sometimes Tea Time isn’t gorgeous. Sometimes it’s on your dirty kitchen counter, in front of the microwave, next to a splatter of last night’s butternut squash soup. But it still feeds the soul.
Take care & drink tea, friends!
(Tea is @white2tea.bsky.social’s Blood Moon. ❤️)
Take care & drink tea, friends!
(Tea is @white2tea.bsky.social’s Blood Moon. ❤️)
Also, there was some nice foliage in the parking lot of the store where I purchased said toilet seat.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Also, there was some nice foliage in the parking lot of the store where I purchased said toilet seat.
Me after figuring out how to install the new toilet seat.
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Me after figuring out how to install the new toilet seat.
OMG you guys a jumping spider had babies in my window and now my side table is a baby jumping spider nursery. One the one hand: LOOK AT HOW CUTE AND TINY IT IS. 🥹 On the other hand, this is starting to push the limits of my recently overcome arachnophobia.
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
OMG you guys a jumping spider had babies in my window and now my side table is a baby jumping spider nursery. One the one hand: LOOK AT HOW CUTE AND TINY IT IS. 🥹 On the other hand, this is starting to push the limits of my recently overcome arachnophobia.
So proud of my conservative little hometown! About 500 people lined Main Street, with tons of supportive honking and waving from passing cars. I usually head down to Vancouver or PDX for rallies/protests, so I was a little concerned what might happen out here…gives me hope!
October 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
So proud of my conservative little hometown! About 500 people lined Main Street, with tons of supportive honking and waving from passing cars. I usually head down to Vancouver or PDX for rallies/protests, so I was a little concerned what might happen out here…gives me hope!
Geeetings from War-Torn Portland! (Where there are no stores left, yet somehow I still managed to drop 300 bucks.)
October 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Geeetings from War-Torn Portland! (Where there are no stores left, yet somehow I still managed to drop 300 bucks.)
Yay, it’s leaf close-up season! My walks this time of year are always like twice as long because I have to take a picture every cool looking leaf.
October 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Yay, it’s leaf close-up season! My walks this time of year are always like twice as long because I have to take a picture every cool looking leaf.
Took Clement the Tea Pet (and my partner D, as well) out for a nice autumn walk…ended up having a long chat w/ some neighbors we’ve only greeted in passing and discovered we’re like-minded comrades. Community building FTW!
October 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Took Clement the Tea Pet (and my partner D, as well) out for a nice autumn walk…ended up having a long chat w/ some neighbors we’ve only greeted in passing and discovered we’re like-minded comrades. Community building FTW!
And check out that “what’s happening/so what do I do about it” card pairing. Hoo boy.
October 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
And check out that “what’s happening/so what do I do about it” card pairing. Hoo boy.
Brewing up some unsmoked Lapsang from @fridaytea.com, because I need some beauty and joy in the face of all the *incoherent omg-what-is-happening noises*
It’s like the tea version of a comforting bowl of steaming ramen on a cold day. 🩷
It’s like the tea version of a comforting bowl of steaming ramen on a cold day. 🩷
October 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Brewing up some unsmoked Lapsang from @fridaytea.com, because I need some beauty and joy in the face of all the *incoherent omg-what-is-happening noises*
It’s like the tea version of a comforting bowl of steaming ramen on a cold day. 🩷
It’s like the tea version of a comforting bowl of steaming ramen on a cold day. 🩷
My can of fizzy water left me a smiley face. Sometimes you just gotta make the most of what goofy little joys you can find.
September 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My can of fizzy water left me a smiley face. Sometimes you just gotta make the most of what goofy little joys you can find.
Yay, a proper cool fall rain! Which means a hundred middling photos of one of my favorite subjects: raindrops on plants.
September 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yay, a proper cool fall rain! Which means a hundred middling photos of one of my favorite subjects: raindrops on plants.