AlastairFT 🍉
@alastairft.bsky.social
I invented the scroll lock key, directed the hit film Princess Mononoke and played Scotty in the original Star Trek.
I'm also one of them there streamists! https://www.twitch.tv/alastairft
Read my ""web" "comic"": https://maryelestia.webcomic.ws/
I'm also one of them there streamists! https://www.twitch.tv/alastairft
Read my ""web" "comic"": https://maryelestia.webcomic.ws/
The irony is that in getting banned from the two biggest storefronts, Horses is getting more publicity than it ever could have hoped for.
Instead of selling about four copies, it'll sell AT LEAST nine.
Instead of selling about four copies, it'll sell AT LEAST nine.
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The irony is that in getting banned from the two biggest storefronts, Horses is getting more publicity than it ever could have hoped for.
Instead of selling about four copies, it'll sell AT LEAST nine.
Instead of selling about four copies, it'll sell AT LEAST nine.
The Switch 2 is a neat device, but I sigh looking at the chunky bevel, knowing without a doubt that they deliberately made it that way so they could release an OLED model later on and act like it was some great technological quantum leap.
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The Switch 2 is a neat device, but I sigh looking at the chunky bevel, knowing without a doubt that they deliberately made it that way so they could release an OLED model later on and act like it was some great technological quantum leap.
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I still can't believe Sony sold K-Pop Demon Hunters to Netflix thinking it would be a flop, but are betting that basketball movie with a goat is going to be a huge hit in cinemas.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I still can't believe Sony sold K-Pop Demon Hunters to Netflix thinking it would be a flop, but are betting that basketball movie with a goat is going to be a huge hit in cinemas.
Word is that Hayao Miyazaki's next film is going to draw heavily on Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Word is that Hayao Miyazaki's next film is going to draw heavily on Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
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When Sakurai was a boy, his parents were killed in a dark alleyway by a UI designer, and ever since he's sough vengeance by giving every game a menu system like someone performed a touchdown with a plate of bolognese.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
When Sakurai was a boy, his parents were killed in a dark alleyway by a UI designer, and ever since he's sough vengeance by giving every game a menu system like someone performed a touchdown with a plate of bolognese.
I've never liked 2pm conceptually.
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I've never liked 2pm conceptually.
Something I noticed about a lot of the most popular sci-fi creatures is just how reasuringly uninspired their names are. Sandworms; headcrabs; facehuggers. If you can't think of a punchy proper noun, just calling them what they literally are or do is fine.
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Something I noticed about a lot of the most popular sci-fi creatures is just how reasuringly uninspired their names are. Sandworms; headcrabs; facehuggers. If you can't think of a punchy proper noun, just calling them what they literally are or do is fine.
The biggest problem with Dispatch, which I otherwise loved, is that it pushes you too hard into the Invisigal route and narratively punishes you for not unconditionally forgiving her at every turn.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The biggest problem with Dispatch, which I otherwise loved, is that it pushes you too hard into the Invisigal route and narratively punishes you for not unconditionally forgiving her at every turn.
My theory is that the bulk of Stuttering Craig's popularity came from the fact that people had to scroll past his face to see if there was a new Angry Video Game Nerd, and when there wasn't they went, 'well, I GUESS a new Screwattack video's better than nothing...'
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My theory is that the bulk of Stuttering Craig's popularity came from the fact that people had to scroll past his face to see if there was a new Angry Video Game Nerd, and when there wasn't they went, 'well, I GUESS a new Screwattack video's better than nothing...'
Art! Comics, even! www.twitch.tv/alastairft
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ART! Wrapping up a page and then uuuuh doing something else arty probably I dunno !discord
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December 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Art! Comics, even! www.twitch.tv/alastairft
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Guillermo Del Toro's 'Frankenstein' is a fiasco on so many levels. Most damning of all, his childish reading of the novel and the megalomaniac belief that he could improve on Shelley with some cringe-worthy alterations.
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Guillermo Del Toro's 'Frankenstein' is a fiasco on so many levels. Most damning of all, his childish reading of the novel and the megalomaniac belief that he could improve on Shelley with some cringe-worthy alterations.
The Absolute imprint must be a massive success for DC because I've seen loads of people who otherwise wouldn't ever bother with superhero comics talking about Martian Manhunter of all characters.
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The Absolute imprint must be a massive success for DC because I've seen loads of people who otherwise wouldn't ever bother with superhero comics talking about Martian Manhunter of all characters.
When Sakurai was a boy, his parents were killed in a dark alleyway by a UI designer, and ever since he's sough vengeance by giving every game a menu system like someone performed a touchdown with a plate of bolognese.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
When Sakurai was a boy, his parents were killed in a dark alleyway by a UI designer, and ever since he's sough vengeance by giving every game a menu system like someone performed a touchdown with a plate of bolognese.
In University we had to propose our dissertations through a presentation, which I was pretty nervous about. What really calmed my nerves, though, was seeing just how fucking awful the first person up was, and instantly realising, 'you know what, I've done a pretty fair job'.
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
In University we had to propose our dissertations through a presentation, which I was pretty nervous about. What really calmed my nerves, though, was seeing just how fucking awful the first person up was, and instantly realising, 'you know what, I've done a pretty fair job'.
Lots of stories about developers sneaking (operative word there because they're clearly embarrassed) AI art into games. Even if you're 100% on the AI bandwagon - firstly fuck off but secondly - it's undeniable, whatever defence you might have of it, that it inherently bums people out.
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Lots of stories about developers sneaking (operative word there because they're clearly embarrassed) AI art into games. Even if you're 100% on the AI bandwagon - firstly fuck off but secondly - it's undeniable, whatever defence you might have of it, that it inherently bums people out.
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I don't have much in the way of voice claims for my OC's, but I know exactly what this guy sounds like
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I don't have much in the way of voice claims for my OC's, but I know exactly what this guy sounds like
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
I don't have much in the way of voice claims for my OC's, but I know exactly what this guy sounds like
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I don't have much in the way of voice claims for my OC's, but I know exactly what this guy sounds like
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
Steam is better than Epic for innumerous reasons, one of which I've just realised is, Steam's billionaire CEO doesn't come off like a massive dickhead at every opportunity.
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses" — Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Steam should ditch its AI generated content disclosure. https://bit.ly/4a193vt
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Steam is better than Epic for innumerous reasons, one of which I've just realised is, Steam's billionaire CEO doesn't come off like a massive dickhead at every opportunity.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Using the thumbstick as a mouse cursor.
I don't know if Destiny invented it but I'm fairly certain it's to blame for popularising it.
I don't know if Destiny invented it but I'm fairly certain it's to blame for popularising it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Using the thumbstick as a mouse cursor.
I don't know if Destiny invented it but I'm fairly certain it's to blame for popularising it.
I don't know if Destiny invented it but I'm fairly certain it's to blame for popularising it.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
Any word on Seth Green's NFT ape show?
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Any word on Seth Green's NFT ape show?
Went to a very busy shop to get my brother a birthday present today, I got a sense of palpable relief from the retail worker when I said that I didn't have an account.
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Went to a very busy shop to get my brother a birthday present today, I got a sense of palpable relief from the retail worker when I said that I didn't have an account.
Generations are fake, invented to sow division and keep you distracted for objectively bullshit reasons.
You want to tell me two people born in 81 and 96 have more in common with with two people born in 96 and 97?
They're playing you for FOOLS darling.
You want to tell me two people born in 81 and 96 have more in common with with two people born in 96 and 97?
They're playing you for FOOLS darling.
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Generations are fake, invented to sow division and keep you distracted for objectively bullshit reasons.
You want to tell me two people born in 81 and 96 have more in common with with two people born in 96 and 97?
They're playing you for FOOLS darling.
You want to tell me two people born in 81 and 96 have more in common with with two people born in 96 and 97?
They're playing you for FOOLS darling.
The 6th generation of consoles was the golden age of video game story twists. KOTOR, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid 3, Halo, Second Sight...
It was an age when big-budget video game storytelling was really starting to grow legs and it's hard not to feel like we've gone backwards since.
It was an age when big-budget video game storytelling was really starting to grow legs and it's hard not to feel like we've gone backwards since.
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The 6th generation of consoles was the golden age of video game story twists. KOTOR, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid 3, Halo, Second Sight...
It was an age when big-budget video game storytelling was really starting to grow legs and it's hard not to feel like we've gone backwards since.
It was an age when big-budget video game storytelling was really starting to grow legs and it's hard not to feel like we've gone backwards since.