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@alanhussey.bsky.social
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Anecdata Scientist. Tautologist. A duffel bag full of pigeons. I cannot sanction your buffoonery. Very legal and very cool. Not a twin. https://hotdog.repair
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wario64.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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rodger.bsky.social
(me telling my story about how I started the season as a national champion contender but ended up going 6-6 and playing in the Pinstripe Bowl) yeah man it was crazy

(friend who once got a text from me about Northwestern's 22-21 win over Penn State) was the Grunk there?
Penn State QB Ethan Grunkemeyer
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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kanaratron.bsky.social
Happy Not Christmas Day, to those that celebrate.
A screenshot from Ace Attorney where Phoenix Wright is saying:- "'Almost Christmas' means it wasn't Christmas"
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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acabylonbee.bsky.social
in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site
the homepage of homestarrunner.com..homestar is in heaven with a halo
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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simonwillison.net
Happy beached whale dynamite day for all who celebrate
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
quit complaining about stores playing christmas music in november and start writing some thanksgiving songs. we wouldn’t be in this situation if thanksgiving had bangers
November 16, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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spikefriedman.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
alanhussey.bsky.social
Julio Rodriguez stands under the lights in center field at T-Mobile Park, waiting for the next play. No other players are visible.
October 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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padfoot240.bsky.social
Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
ALCS broadcasters on FOX carving up some Canadian Thanksgiving meal spread
October 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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nflscorigami.bsky.social
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
September 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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jakemailhot.com
Well, it happened. I was laid off from my job yesterday.

If anyone has any leads on open marketing, content, or ecommerce roles, I would be so grateful.

And if anyone wants to hire me to write about baseball full-time, I wouldn't be opposed to that either. www.linkedin.com/in/jakemailh...
Jake Mailhot - Fangraphs, Inc. | LinkedIn
I am a jack-of-all-trades marketing professional with a proven track record in driving… · Experience: Fangraphs, Inc. · Education: Western Washington University · Location: Bellingham · 500+ connectio...
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September 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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hazelmonforton.com
A message to our followers.
A white text on black background image, making an April Fool's Day joke about the game industry. Text: It is with heavy hearts that we announce the cancellation of the joke. Our hope was to give our followers the highest quality joke possible, but unfortunately this is no longer aligned with our strategic priorities. This was a tough decision, but we remain focused on delivering high-quality jokes to our followers as we bring our account back to profitability and growth. We believe that streamlining our posts will allow us to drive creativity and create new opportunities for jokes in the future. To all of our followers who have supported the joke through development, thank you for your trust and passion. We’re sorry to have let you down. Followers who preordered the joke will be refunded.
April 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
alanhussey.bsky.social
God forbid a man be thirsty
August 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
let’s hear your hottest and most controversial thanksgiving food takes
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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sethrosenthal.bsky.social
don’t forget to lock your donk
a little donkey grazing on a farm. In the foreground, my hand holding a car key remote thing. Idk why I tweeted this, having to type this out really hammers home my stupidity
August 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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rodger.bsky.social
TUG OF WAR GOLD MEDAL MATCH COMING UP

REFEREED BY SANTA CLAUS HIMSELF, APPARENTLY

live.theworldgames.org
a big field with two simultaneous tug-of-war matches. teams of 8 pull ropes as hard as they can. one of the teams, wearing red, has fallen over. a scoreboard says GERMANY 1 SWITZERLAND 0 at the midway line of the ropes, a man with a huge white beard signals start
August 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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fredison.bsky.social
Updating my spreadsheet
August 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
alanhussey.bsky.social
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social you’ve cursed me
photo of an ESPN talking heads TV show. The chyron says “ARE COWBOYS STILL SYNONYMOUS WITH SUPER BOWL?”
July 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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joechoui.bsky.social
My old 16-page comic where Frasier meets Columbo can be read on my website: joechouinard.com/columbo
October 18, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
one of our best joint columns www.sbnation.com/2015/2/4/797...
Can you cook brisket with a gun?
Wednesday, noted chef and TV personality Alton Brown will drop by the Eater forums to answer readers' questions. Jon Bois and Spencer Hall already have a lot of them.
www.sbnation.com
June 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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sethrosenthal.bsky.social
please take 30 seconds to fill out this little survey that will help me produce a future podcast episode forms.gle/632SFP4PjAGR...
What was this game called?
"A ball ... is thrown into the air, typically in a schoolyard. The person who catches the ball would be set upon by all the other players. The person with the ball might try to run evasively so as to ...
forms.gle
May 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
alanhussey.bsky.social
A three-panel comic featuring images from the Muppet Christmas Carol. In the first panel, Ebenezer Scrooge shouts out his second-story window to a young rabbit, "You there, boy! What day is it?" In the second panel, the boy replies, but the caption is simply a screenshot of Ed Balls skeeting "Ed Balls". In the third panel, Scrooge exclaims "Then I haven't missed it!"
April 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
making peace with the taco salad i ordered when another table's fajitas arrive
April 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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cabel.panic.com
never forget
March 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM