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the beard what reads
Need one of our bsky legal explainers to explain how anything in this Maduro indictment makes sense.
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Jones Soda Co. needs to explain wtf they think Sarsaparilla tastes like.
December 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sometimes, it's *really* about the notes you don't play.
Absence can be considered performance art. They should thank him for customizing his art just for them.
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Still thinking about that time when ESPN was at the Little League World Series and asked Japanese kids for their favorite player, and when a child said "Matsui Kazuo" the subtitles read "Hideki Matsui."
December 27, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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rudolph the red-nosed reindeer was written by a jew to express his sense of isolation among non-jews during christmas time as a child
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.
Congratulations to Stephen Macedo & Frances Lee, whose book In Covid's Wake has been recognized as:

⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year

Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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we live in the era of laughably unqualified people
December 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Mistakenly thought GEO Group was formerly Pinkerton, but it was actually Wackenhut. Cool, cool, I'm sure they never had any controversy.
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
And then many of them joined the new Klan.
one thing that is important to know is that BIRTH OF A NATION is so racist that people at the *time*, in 1915, were like, “holy shit this is racist”
When the slightest bit of research shows he was consistently racist and a daddy issues Confederate fanboy.

People try to paint BIRTH OF A NATION as a masterpiece with some unfortunate racism. The whole movie is racist, the “masterpiece “ thing was backfilled to excuse it.
December 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Oof, when your package gets to your city then decides it needs to fuck off to Iowa for some reason.
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Wild that news orgs have remembered addition after forgetting it two years ago.
December 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Just got around to finishing Egan's Fever in the Heartland, and the echoes 100 years later are deafening. We should surely be looking more at the Klan for insight into the US today than at the Third Reich.
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Now that you bring it up, I got time to do Bush, too.
Lindsey Graham: "The least of my concerns is this frickin' video. Release it, make your own decisions. This is lawful. I have every confidence that what they're doing is no different than what Bush did."
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My favorite part is finding any two categories with error bars that don't overlap.
Vance, in his infinite pseudo-scientific wisdom, is citing an analysis by a Manhattan Institute researcher who ran an OLS on the ANES feeling thermometers and found that “foreign born” has some predictive value for Jews
December 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Times New Onion
December 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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the cis siberian orchestra would be so lame
December 24, 2024 at 9:33 PM
It's not fun being a Mets fan this week.
December 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Eric Adams going to great lengths to explain all the ectoplasm he's leaving behind in Gracie Mansion
December 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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not so sure about the “nice” list card in my son’s Topps advent calendar today
December 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Mets losing Edwin Díaz and Timmy Trumpet on the same day. RIP
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Getting seniors off Medicare Disadvantage and onto actual Medicare is an unmitigated social good, especially if those seniors find Medigap plans.
Getting my “swagger” back by murdering millions of seniors
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I just set up a networked printer on a new workstation at home in less than a minute.

I also have a 5 week old ticket in at work to get a printer driver installed on a workstation at work.
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You, a child: "That kid's name is Gross Man! LMAO!"
Me, an adult: "That dude's name is Big Guy! LMAO!"
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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imagine being this big of a fuckin loser
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM