Elizabeth Rogers
@ahumorlessfem.bsky.social
A humorless feminist. I have no sense of humor, none. Contact: [email protected]
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Me this election.
Dear voters for Republicans:
I have bad news and good news.
The bad: You voted for Republicans and you got what you deserved.
The good: you're American and can now vote to fix your fuck up!
If you don't, you won't get any sympathy from me.
Dear voters for Republicans:
I have bad news and good news.
The bad: You voted for Republicans and you got what you deserved.
The good: you're American and can now vote to fix your fuck up!
If you don't, you won't get any sympathy from me.
Incels: why don't women worship me?! I have money and a body.
Women: you have a personality of 2 day old roadkill.
Incels: no, you're just stuck ups who want Chads!
Women: in this situation, aren't you the Chad?
Incels:
Women: you have a personality of 2 day old roadkill.
Incels: no, you're just stuck ups who want Chads!
Women: in this situation, aren't you the Chad?
Incels:
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Incels: why don't women worship me?! I have money and a body.
Women: you have a personality of 2 day old roadkill.
Incels: no, you're just stuck ups who want Chads!
Women: in this situation, aren't you the Chad?
Incels:
Women: you have a personality of 2 day old roadkill.
Incels: no, you're just stuck ups who want Chads!
Women: in this situation, aren't you the Chad?
Incels:
Me to these idiots: why are you admiring a loser? He lost the war.
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Me to these idiots: why are you admiring a loser? He lost the war.
Saw a study once that said men start viewing a room as women dominated when only 33% women are in a room.
So, yep.
So, yep.
White men are 30% of the US and if they look around the room and see it’s less than 90% white men they think it’s affirmative action.
85% of CEOs are white men.
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
December 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Saw a study once that said men start viewing a room as women dominated when only 33% women are in a room.
So, yep.
So, yep.
I FINALLY figured out how to properly describe Born in the USA.
Yep, it's a song that exemplifies the American optimism no matter how fucked we get!
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I FINALLY figured out how to properly describe Born in the USA.
I always find these guys fascinating because they can't imagine that....
Maybe the other person came across as a nice person to work with rather than endurance slog for a paycheck?
Maybe the other person came across as a nice person to work with rather than endurance slog for a paycheck?
Another incredible case of white racial grievance about the academic job market.
He reveals at the end that he wouldn’t provide the necessary application materials!
He reveals at the end that he wouldn’t provide the necessary application materials!
December 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I always find these guys fascinating because they can't imagine that....
Maybe the other person came across as a nice person to work with rather than endurance slog for a paycheck?
Maybe the other person came across as a nice person to work with rather than endurance slog for a paycheck?
Oh my glod, yes.
The thing you gotta understand about most online leftists is that their beef with fascism is mainly that it isnt them doing it
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Oh my glod, yes.
If it ain't public, it ain't real.
GOP Rep. Fitzpatrick: "I can tell you my colleagues from very conservative districts have quietly been coming up to me on the floor saying, 'Thank you for what you're doing. We want leadership to head in this direction.' They feel politically they can't do it. People you would be shocked."
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If it ain't public, it ain't real.
He did it all in front of everyone. So...
The former Justice Department special counsel told the House Judiciary Committee that his team developed "proof beyond a reasonable doubt" that Trump took part in a criminal scheme to overturn the 2020 election. n.pr/3N5wwln
Jack Smith defends his prosecutions of Trump in closed-door session in Congress
The former Justice Department special counsel told the House Judiciary Committee that his team developed "proof beyond a reasonable doubt" that Trump took part in a criminal scheme to overturn the 2020 election.
n.pr
December 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
He did it all in front of everyone. So...
I like Mr. Freed.
Testifying now:
Judge Dugan's clerk of court Alan Freed
Surveillance footage shows him saying something to a federal agent in the hallway.
Asked what he said, Freed replies: "I called him a fascist."
Judge Dugan's clerk of court Alan Freed
Surveillance footage shows him saying something to a federal agent in the hallway.
Asked what he said, Freed replies: "I called him a fascist."
December 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I like Mr. Freed.
Even the dude behind Johnson knows he's spouting bullshit.
Q: Last week Trump said his legislative agenda is essentially done. So why should voters vote for Republicans if there's nothing left to do legitlatively?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what comment you're referring to and in what context ... this president doesn't sleep.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what comment you're referring to and in what context ... this president doesn't sleep.
December 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Even the dude behind Johnson knows he's spouting bullshit.
Reposted by Elizabeth Rogers
Rob Reiner was one of the perennials, a force in TV and then film and then politics and Los Angeles life for decades and decades. He was the quintessence of Bleeding Heart Liberal Hollywood in the best sense of every word.
May his memory be a blessing.
May his memory be a blessing.
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Rob Reiner was one of the perennials, a force in TV and then film and then politics and Los Angeles life for decades and decades. He was the quintessence of Bleeding Heart Liberal Hollywood in the best sense of every word.
May his memory be a blessing.
May his memory be a blessing.
He damn well is a fucking great actor.
Much like the legendary Bruce Campbell, Raimi is criminally underused by Hollywood.
Much like the legendary Bruce Campbell, Raimi is criminally underused by Hollywood.
Ted Raimi Is a Great Actor
The underrated but beloved actor is 60 years old today.
psychotronicreview.com/2025/12/14/t...
The underrated but beloved actor is 60 years old today.
psychotronicreview.com/2025/12/14/t...
Ted Raimi Is a Great Actor - Psychotronic Review
Ted Raimi was born on 14 December 1965. So he's 60 years old today. Little brother is all grown up! We watch My Name Is Bruce (2007).
psychotronicreview.com
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
He damn well is a fucking great actor.
Much like the legendary Bruce Campbell, Raimi is criminally underused by Hollywood.
Much like the legendary Bruce Campbell, Raimi is criminally underused by Hollywood.
When is he going to start wearing the generalissimo get up?
Bovino on Abrego Garcia: "When he becomes deportable, he is going to get deported. And he needs to be deported now."
December 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
When is he going to start wearing the generalissimo get up?
I remember reading that in the WaPo and being rather irritated.
25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I remember reading that in the WaPo and being rather irritated.
She's probably annoyed she didn't get to shoot him.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
She's probably annoyed she didn't get to shoot him.
Me this election.
Dear voters for Republicans:
I have bad news and good news.
The bad: You voted for Republicans and you got what you deserved.
The good: you're American and can now vote to fix your fuck up!
If you don't, you won't get any sympathy from me.
Dear voters for Republicans:
I have bad news and good news.
The bad: You voted for Republicans and you got what you deserved.
The good: you're American and can now vote to fix your fuck up!
If you don't, you won't get any sympathy from me.
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Me this election.
Dear voters for Republicans:
I have bad news and good news.
The bad: You voted for Republicans and you got what you deserved.
The good: you're American and can now vote to fix your fuck up!
If you don't, you won't get any sympathy from me.
Dear voters for Republicans:
I have bad news and good news.
The bad: You voted for Republicans and you got what you deserved.
The good: you're American and can now vote to fix your fuck up!
If you don't, you won't get any sympathy from me.
What horrifies me is that SCOTUS wants to give this dementia addled nightmare unlimited power.
It isn't even, "oh well some other Republican will need the unfettered power..." because they could wait for a non-nightmare. But no.
It isn't even, "oh well some other Republican will need the unfettered power..." because they could wait for a non-nightmare. But no.
Couple of things here:
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
What horrifies me is that SCOTUS wants to give this dementia addled nightmare unlimited power.
It isn't even, "oh well some other Republican will need the unfettered power..." because they could wait for a non-nightmare. But no.
It isn't even, "oh well some other Republican will need the unfettered power..." because they could wait for a non-nightmare. But no.
Cotton doesn't view other people as people.
WELKER: Is there any hard evidence showing this particular boat was headed to the US?
TOM COTTON: That didn't come up in my briefing
WELKER: Are you comfortable having the US target a boat that you're not sure is heading to the US?
COTTON: I'm not just comfortable with it -- I want to continue it
TOM COTTON: That didn't come up in my briefing
WELKER: Are you comfortable having the US target a boat that you're not sure is heading to the US?
COTTON: I'm not just comfortable with it -- I want to continue it
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Cotton doesn't view other people as people.
"Workers were getting pay raises! That's unbearable! Luckily, the president has destroyed all hope."
BARTIROMO: What are you expecting the president's economic message to be?
SEN. McCORMICK: I think the message is that we inherited a trainwreck from the Biden administration and we made a lot of progress
SEN. McCORMICK: I think the message is that we inherited a trainwreck from the Biden administration and we made a lot of progress
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"Workers were getting pay raises! That's unbearable! Luckily, the president has destroyed all hope."
Once is chance
Twice a coincidence
Three times is a pattern
Twice a coincidence
Three times is a pattern
NEW: Carol Loennig tells Nicoll Wallace on MSNOW that the DOJ intends to try and indict Letitia James a THIRD time.
The trouble with that is these multiple tries help James prove her vindictive and selective prosecution bid, and bolster a case to get the grand jury materials.
The trouble with that is these multiple tries help James prove her vindictive and selective prosecution bid, and bolster a case to get the grand jury materials.
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Once is chance
Twice a coincidence
Three times is a pattern
Twice a coincidence
Three times is a pattern
*laughs*
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
*laughs*
Sean Duffy, fashion expert.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sean Duffy, fashion expert.
6 days until I close.
Eep!
Eep!
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
6 days until I close.
Eep!
Eep!
Republican motto: it is not a crime when a Republican does it.
Here’s Pete Hegseth in 2016 arguing there have to be consequences for war crimes and how the military won’t follow unlawful orders from their commander in chief.
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Republican motto: it is not a crime when a Republican does it.