Mean Maria
@drmariamitchell.bsky.social
Forensic Scientist
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Your white feminism will kill us all.
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Your white feminism will kill us all.
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Mean Maria
@drmariamitchell.bsky.social
· Jan 27
Distraction thread.
Get off SM and do something nice for your brain:
Get off SM and do something nice for your brain:
Why did you even bother posting?
Go be an ass on your own feed. Leave Black women on SM alone.
Go be an ass on your own feed. Leave Black women on SM alone.
You have said your peace about this. Now please go Stfu.
Pity to bother 🤧🤫.
You give a shit about RETAIL THERAPY?
🕳️👻🥊
Pity to bother 🤧🤫.
You give a shit about RETAIL THERAPY?
🕳️👻🥊
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Why did you even bother posting?
Go be an ass on your own feed. Leave Black women on SM alone.
Go be an ass on your own feed. Leave Black women on SM alone.
Hot take:
Daniel Craig was the best Bond. He was better than Connery by miles.
Daniel Craig was the best Bond. He was better than Connery by miles.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hot take:
Daniel Craig was the best Bond. He was better than Connery by miles.
Daniel Craig was the best Bond. He was better than Connery by miles.
The pants fit. They were actually a little big so Im dropping a size and starting on pair 2. Look at this fabric
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The pants fit. They were actually a little big so Im dropping a size and starting on pair 2. Look at this fabric
Fuck you Adobe for making the rotate the PDF a paid feature.
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Fuck you Adobe for making the rotate the PDF a paid feature.
I love Lacis so much. I used to go in their store all the time because it was right up the street from the Ashby Bart station and they were open after I got out of work.
That said, their website dates from 1994 and really needs to be updated.
That said, their website dates from 1994 and really needs to be updated.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I love Lacis so much. I used to go in their store all the time because it was right up the street from the Ashby Bart station and they were open after I got out of work.
That said, their website dates from 1994 and really needs to be updated.
That said, their website dates from 1994 and really needs to be updated.
The number of people chiming in that it is only $58 on the chanel website...
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The number of people chiming in that it is only $58 on the chanel website...
Look how cute this is turning out.
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Look how cute this is turning out.
This is fucking ridiculous
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This is fucking ridiculous
I watched Unforgtten today. Only the first season is free on Amazon but I absolutely do not believe Claire did it. I dont buy it at all.
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I watched Unforgtten today. Only the first season is free on Amazon but I absolutely do not believe Claire did it. I dont buy it at all.
Im looking for a recipe for cookies my Italian grandmother used to make. They were like crunchy strips that were fried with honey on them. They werent bread, they were cookies and they were really light and crisp. They may have been baked but tasted fried.
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Im looking for a recipe for cookies my Italian grandmother used to make. They were like crunchy strips that were fried with honey on them. They werent bread, they were cookies and they were really light and crisp. They may have been baked but tasted fried.
Pants:
Need to try them on then hem the cuffs.
skirt: Need some kilt buckles to hold the wrap together. Have no idea why the pattern has a pants zipper on it. Weird.
Scuba print dress: Cut it out but cant start sewing it until the pants and skirt are done because different color thread.
Need to try them on then hem the cuffs.
skirt: Need some kilt buckles to hold the wrap together. Have no idea why the pattern has a pants zipper on it. Weird.
Scuba print dress: Cut it out but cant start sewing it until the pants and skirt are done because different color thread.
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Pants:
Need to try them on then hem the cuffs.
skirt: Need some kilt buckles to hold the wrap together. Have no idea why the pattern has a pants zipper on it. Weird.
Scuba print dress: Cut it out but cant start sewing it until the pants and skirt are done because different color thread.
Need to try them on then hem the cuffs.
skirt: Need some kilt buckles to hold the wrap together. Have no idea why the pattern has a pants zipper on it. Weird.
Scuba print dress: Cut it out but cant start sewing it until the pants and skirt are done because different color thread.
I hate working nights in that Im on vacation and I want to do fun things during the day and I went to bed at midnight and its fucking 2:30 am and Im wide awake.
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I hate working nights in that Im on vacation and I want to do fun things during the day and I went to bed at midnight and its fucking 2:30 am and Im wide awake.
Things to watch for a break from the holiday bs:
1) River
A London det. attempts to solve a murder while having a mental break. Everything about this is amazing.
1) River
A London det. attempts to solve a murder while having a mental break. Everything about this is amazing.
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Things to watch for a break from the holiday bs:
1) River
A London det. attempts to solve a murder while having a mental break. Everything about this is amazing.
1) River
A London det. attempts to solve a murder while having a mental break. Everything about this is amazing.
This is a holiday free space.
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This is a holiday free space.
Protip:
If your kid hasnt spoken to you on their own since 2008 and you want to build a relationship with them dont send them aggressive text messages saying youve always been a good parent and you are thankless for Thanksgiving.
If your kid hasnt spoken to you on their own since 2008 and you want to build a relationship with them dont send them aggressive text messages saying youve always been a good parent and you are thankless for Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Protip:
If your kid hasnt spoken to you on their own since 2008 and you want to build a relationship with them dont send them aggressive text messages saying youve always been a good parent and you are thankless for Thanksgiving.
If your kid hasnt spoken to you on their own since 2008 and you want to build a relationship with them dont send them aggressive text messages saying youve always been a good parent and you are thankless for Thanksgiving.
Im watching After the Hunt and it is so god damn boring. We are 40 min in and the thing just happened.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Im watching After the Hunt and it is so god damn boring. We are 40 min in and the thing just happened.
Side note:
I was processing a homicide in an ED room once and had a nurse come in and say to me, "We cant figure out what those burns on his arm are from."
I looked at her, then looked at his arm, then looked at her, "Those are defects from shot."
She looked at me.
"Gunshot wounds."
I was processing a homicide in an ED room once and had a nurse come in and say to me, "We cant figure out what those burns on his arm are from."
I looked at her, then looked at his arm, then looked at her, "Those are defects from shot."
She looked at me.
"Gunshot wounds."
Point 3) A fucking ENT doing a trach isnt qualified to determine whether a defect is an entrance or exit wound. They are really fucking hard to tell in tissue unless its a close contact and there is searing around the edges.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Side note:
I was processing a homicide in an ED room once and had a nurse come in and say to me, "We cant figure out what those burns on his arm are from."
I looked at her, then looked at his arm, then looked at her, "Those are defects from shot."
She looked at me.
"Gunshot wounds."
I was processing a homicide in an ED room once and had a nurse come in and say to me, "We cant figure out what those burns on his arm are from."
I looked at her, then looked at his arm, then looked at her, "Those are defects from shot."
She looked at me.
"Gunshot wounds."
I dont know why I do this to myself but Im watching that JFK documentary on Prime and it is pissing me off.
First off, its all white dudes... and listening to them talk for long periods of time makes me glaze over.
First off, its all white dudes... and listening to them talk for long periods of time makes me glaze over.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I dont know why I do this to myself but Im watching that JFK documentary on Prime and it is pissing me off.
First off, its all white dudes... and listening to them talk for long periods of time makes me glaze over.
First off, its all white dudes... and listening to them talk for long periods of time makes me glaze over.
The free plaid skirt:
After I finished the pants I had enough fabric left to make a skirt. Here is the pattern: Its a McCalls pattern from the simplicity site. Im making version C.
After I finished the pants I had enough fabric left to make a skirt. Here is the pattern: Its a McCalls pattern from the simplicity site. Im making version C.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The free plaid skirt:
After I finished the pants I had enough fabric left to make a skirt. Here is the pattern: Its a McCalls pattern from the simplicity site. Im making version C.
After I finished the pants I had enough fabric left to make a skirt. Here is the pattern: Its a McCalls pattern from the simplicity site. Im making version C.
I'm excited. I had enough plaid fabric left to make a skirt!
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I'm excited. I had enough plaid fabric left to make a skirt!
Yay! 2nd gen allergy med hives!
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Yay! 2nd gen allergy med hives!
Fuck my neighbor that put the new AC unit for his ridiculously oversized garage right under my bedroom window when there was an entire fucking wall he could have put it on.
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Fuck my neighbor that put the new AC unit for his ridiculously oversized garage right under my bedroom window when there was an entire fucking wall he could have put it on.
Octopus! on Prime is really, really good.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Octopus! on Prime is really, really good.
Jimmy isnt sure about this
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Jimmy isnt sure about this