A. H.
@ahreaume.bsky.social
Disabled writer & feminist. Bi 🌈. Pub. in Disability Visibility (Vintage). Passionate about experimental lit & vintage. Twitter: @a_h_reaume she/her
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A. H.
@ahreaume.bsky.social
· Feb 4
2025 will be a buddy comedy starring Canada, Greenland, Mexico, and Panama.
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Okay I have to show you the items that will sell for AT LEAST $225 each (if I want to sell them quick).
Vintage ornament wreaths! These two are particularly good. No one saw the tiny pic on the side of the box of these and I got these for $46 too. lol.
I want to keep them but won’t.
Vintage ornament wreaths! These two are particularly good. No one saw the tiny pic on the side of the box of these and I got these for $46 too. lol.
I want to keep them but won’t.
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Okay I have to show you the items that will sell for AT LEAST $225 each (if I want to sell them quick).
Vintage ornament wreaths! These two are particularly good. No one saw the tiny pic on the side of the box of these and I got these for $46 too. lol.
I want to keep them but won’t.
Vintage ornament wreaths! These two are particularly good. No one saw the tiny pic on the side of the box of these and I got these for $46 too. lol.
I want to keep them but won’t.
I bought 40 unseen boxes in an auction from the tv show Animal Control.
I’m about to go through them and will share my finds with you!
Will it all be garbage? Will there be some cool finds? Who the heck knows!
I’m about to go through them and will share my finds with you!
Will it all be garbage? Will there be some cool finds? Who the heck knows!
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I bought 40 unseen boxes in an auction from the tv show Animal Control.
I’m about to go through them and will share my finds with you!
Will it all be garbage? Will there be some cool finds? Who the heck knows!
I’m about to go through them and will share my finds with you!
Will it all be garbage? Will there be some cool finds? Who the heck knows!
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Me at 6:30 am to my partner:
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Me at 6:30 am to my partner:
Me at 6:30 am to my partner:
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Me at 6:30 am to my partner:
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If I die from a heart attack please track down everyone who asked me ridiculous questions on marketplace. Thank you.
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If I die from a heart attack please track down everyone who asked me ridiculous questions on marketplace. Thank you.
Me: My partner is in X area only Tuesdays and Thursdays in the evenings.
Them: So he’s not there Wednesday morning?
Me: No maam. We literally live an hour and a half away from that location. He is not there in the mornings on a day he has no need to be there
Them: So he’s not there Wednesday morning?
Me: No maam. We literally live an hour and a half away from that location. He is not there in the mornings on a day he has no need to be there
Someone on fb marketplace is upset they can’t contact me partner before they pick something up from him in half an hour… when I told them he was TEACHING directly before.
Like sure. He’s just going to pause his class and answer your texts. Get real.
Like sure. He’s just going to pause his class and answer your texts. Get real.
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Me: My partner is in X area only Tuesdays and Thursdays in the evenings.
Them: So he’s not there Wednesday morning?
Me: No maam. We literally live an hour and a half away from that location. He is not there in the mornings on a day he has no need to be there
Them: So he’s not there Wednesday morning?
Me: No maam. We literally live an hour and a half away from that location. He is not there in the mornings on a day he has no need to be there
Wait. It gets better. They said that they thought when I said he was teaching to 11:00 on Tuesday, I actually meant he was teaching Monday night until 11:00 pm.
Because you know those late classes.
Because you know those late classes.
Someone on fb marketplace is upset they can’t contact me partner before they pick something up from him in half an hour… when I told them he was TEACHING directly before.
Like sure. He’s just going to pause his class and answer your texts. Get real.
Like sure. He’s just going to pause his class and answer your texts. Get real.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Wait. It gets better. They said that they thought when I said he was teaching to 11:00 on Tuesday, I actually meant he was teaching Monday night until 11:00 pm.
Because you know those late classes.
Because you know those late classes.
Someone on fb marketplace is upset they can’t contact me partner before they pick something up from him in half an hour… when I told them he was TEACHING directly before.
Like sure. He’s just going to pause his class and answer your texts. Get real.
Like sure. He’s just going to pause his class and answer your texts. Get real.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Someone on fb marketplace is upset they can’t contact me partner before they pick something up from him in half an hour… when I told them he was TEACHING directly before.
Like sure. He’s just going to pause his class and answer your texts. Get real.
Like sure. He’s just going to pause his class and answer your texts. Get real.
I don’t drink alcohol. I hate it and never have. I know a lot of people like that. Don’t assume someone is an alcoholic or pregnant just because they’re not drinking. I am sharing this not because I don’t want you to assume that about me but to protect those who are and don’t want to be outted.
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I don’t drink alcohol. I hate it and never have. I know a lot of people like that. Don’t assume someone is an alcoholic or pregnant just because they’re not drinking. I am sharing this not because I don’t want you to assume that about me but to protect those who are and don’t want to be outted.
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An economy that relies on exponential growth in a world of finite resources is doomed to fail. Especially when so many of the resources it wants us to buy are harvested through incredibly toxic mining practices and slave labour
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
An economy that relies on exponential growth in a world of finite resources is doomed to fail. Especially when so many of the resources it wants us to buy are harvested through incredibly toxic mining practices and slave labour
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I 100% agree and would add that if you are hosting a holiday event and you do NOT have something festive, creative and delicious for your guests to drink without alcohol in it, you are actually an asshole
don't make them drink tap water while everyone else has bespoke cocktails!
don't make them drink tap water while everyone else has bespoke cocktails!
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I 100% agree and would add that if you are hosting a holiday event and you do NOT have something festive, creative and delicious for your guests to drink without alcohol in it, you are actually an asshole
don't make them drink tap water while everyone else has bespoke cocktails!
don't make them drink tap water while everyone else has bespoke cocktails!
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This makes me physically ill.
It also makes me glad I’ve been able to keep my client, a man from Venezuela, from being sent out of the country.
It also makes me glad I’ve been able to keep my client, a man from Venezuela, from being sent out of the country.
Earlier this year, the United States deported 252 Venezuelans to El Salvador and paid its government to imprison them. Now two human-rights organizations have found that all of those men were physically abused, Conor Friedersdorf writes:
What the Deported Venezuelans Went Through in El Salvador
Forty men sent to El Salvador by the Trump administration have shared disturbing accounts of abuse by a regime that America paid to imprison them.
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This makes me physically ill.
It also makes me glad I’ve been able to keep my client, a man from Venezuela, from being sent out of the country.
It also makes me glad I’ve been able to keep my client, a man from Venezuela, from being sent out of the country.
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
This is typically an issue solved by a meat thermometer and taking it out 3 degrees below what’s safe and letting it rest for 30 mins since it continues to cook.
I’ve won many bets by people who said that they hate turkey by serving them a brined spatchcocked turkey that’s cooked right.
Turkey isn't bad, people just don't cook it properly
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is typically an issue solved by a meat thermometer and taking it out 3 degrees below what’s safe and letting it rest for 30 mins since it continues to cook.
Someone on marketplace: Will you take less for your Xmas tree ornaments?
Me: Sure $5 off.
Them: Okay but you see I have been infertile for 6 years and I’m now pregnant and unemployed and I need them for a pink and blue tree.
Me: Did you just use the struggle with infertility for free… ornaments?
Me: Sure $5 off.
Them: Okay but you see I have been infertile for 6 years and I’m now pregnant and unemployed and I need them for a pink and blue tree.
Me: Did you just use the struggle with infertility for free… ornaments?
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Someone on marketplace: Will you take less for your Xmas tree ornaments?
Me: Sure $5 off.
Them: Okay but you see I have been infertile for 6 years and I’m now pregnant and unemployed and I need them for a pink and blue tree.
Me: Did you just use the struggle with infertility for free… ornaments?
Me: Sure $5 off.
Them: Okay but you see I have been infertile for 6 years and I’m now pregnant and unemployed and I need them for a pink and blue tree.
Me: Did you just use the struggle with infertility for free… ornaments?
Why does so many takes on ‘modern’ Christmas trees just look like butt plugs. Was there no one on their team who said, “hey, don’t these high end holiday trees were designing kind of look like butt plugs??”
This is from Crate and Barrel.
This is from Crate and Barrel.
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Why does so many takes on ‘modern’ Christmas trees just look like butt plugs. Was there no one on their team who said, “hey, don’t these high end holiday trees were designing kind of look like butt plugs??”
This is from Crate and Barrel.
This is from Crate and Barrel.
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It is abhorrent that the President just threatened death upon members of Congress.
We must condemn all threats of political violence, especially when they come from someone who has incited a violent attack on the Capitol.
We must condemn all threats of political violence, especially when they come from someone who has incited a violent attack on the Capitol.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It is abhorrent that the President just threatened death upon members of Congress.
We must condemn all threats of political violence, especially when they come from someone who has incited a violent attack on the Capitol.
We must condemn all threats of political violence, especially when they come from someone who has incited a violent attack on the Capitol.
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Two people literally clapped in response to my ideas in meetings today because they liked them so much. Different meetings and spontaneously.
Feeling appreciated. lol.
Feeling appreciated. lol.
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Two people literally clapped in response to my ideas in meetings today because they liked them so much. Different meetings and spontaneously.
Feeling appreciated. lol.
Feeling appreciated. lol.
One of my co-workers complimented me today by saying that my working style and level of organization is very German. He is German.
I was touched by that. lol.
I was touched by that. lol.
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
One of my co-workers complimented me today by saying that my working style and level of organization is very German. He is German.
I was touched by that. lol.
I was touched by that. lol.
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happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
AI will never replace novelists. If you think that, you don’t understand what novels actually are.
And you also don’t understand what AI is capable of.
And you also don’t understand what AI is capable of.
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
AI will never replace novelists. If you think that, you don’t understand what novels actually are.
And you also don’t understand what AI is capable of.
And you also don’t understand what AI is capable of.
Eating nachos in the bath tonight like a true legend.
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Eating nachos in the bath tonight like a true legend.
I now own this. Because who doesn’t need an antique silver coffee pot that has been made into a whimsical lamp???
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I now own this. Because who doesn’t need an antique silver coffee pot that has been made into a whimsical lamp???
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My partner and I got into a fight because he made a smoothie for himself with ingredients I can’t eat despite knowing I was about to leave & hadn’t eaten
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My partner and I got into a fight because he made a smoothie for himself with ingredients I can’t eat despite knowing I was about to leave & hadn’t eaten
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.