A. H.
@ahreaume.bsky.social
Disabled writer & feminist. Bi 🌈. Pub. in Disability Visibility (Vintage). Passionate about experimental lit & vintage. Twitter: @a_h_reaume she/her
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Okay I have to show you the items that will sell for AT LEAST $225 each (if I want to sell them quick).
Vintage ornament wreaths! These two are particularly good. No one saw the tiny pic on the side of the box of these and I got these for $46 too. lol.
I want to keep them but won’t.
Vintage ornament wreaths! These two are particularly good. No one saw the tiny pic on the side of the box of these and I got these for $46 too. lol.
I want to keep them but won’t.
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Okay I have to show you the items that will sell for AT LEAST $225 each (if I want to sell them quick).
Vintage ornament wreaths! These two are particularly good. No one saw the tiny pic on the side of the box of these and I got these for $46 too. lol.
I want to keep them but won’t.
Vintage ornament wreaths! These two are particularly good. No one saw the tiny pic on the side of the box of these and I got these for $46 too. lol.
I want to keep them but won’t.
For those looking for animal items: I present this very 60s hippo bank.
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
For those looking for animal items: I present this very 60s hippo bank.
Gorgeous crystal ice bucket. 😍
Def keeping this. Also for those wondering how much I paid? About $46 Canadian dollars for it.
Hard to sell things sight unseen.
Def keeping this. Also for those wondering how much I paid? About $46 Canadian dollars for it.
Hard to sell things sight unseen.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Gorgeous crystal ice bucket. 😍
Def keeping this. Also for those wondering how much I paid? About $46 Canadian dollars for it.
Hard to sell things sight unseen.
Def keeping this. Also for those wondering how much I paid? About $46 Canadian dollars for it.
Hard to sell things sight unseen.
Okay I am now the lord of time! Going to fix this and like keep it lol. This is cool.
It’s swings down when piled right.
It’s swings down when piled right.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Okay I am now the lord of time! Going to fix this and like keep it lol. This is cool.
It’s swings down when piled right.
It’s swings down when piled right.
Omg. OMG. OMG.
SCORE. Jeanette Glass carnival glass in iridescent peach with a marigold pattern! 🤯
SCORE. Jeanette Glass carnival glass in iridescent peach with a marigold pattern! 🤯
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Omg. OMG. OMG.
SCORE. Jeanette Glass carnival glass in iridescent peach with a marigold pattern! 🤯
SCORE. Jeanette Glass carnival glass in iridescent peach with a marigold pattern! 🤯
These are super cute. But they were in a box with all ugly coffee cups.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
These are super cute. But they were in a box with all ugly coffee cups.
This box said vintage irons so I thought they would be the pretty antique ones.
Nope lol.
These are getting donated.
Nope lol.
These are getting donated.
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This box said vintage irons so I thought they would be the pretty antique ones.
Nope lol.
These are getting donated.
Nope lol.
These are getting donated.
Starting off with a chipped turquoise decanter.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Starting off with a chipped turquoise decanter.
I bought 40 unseen boxes in an auction from the tv show Animal Control.
I’m about to go through them and will share my finds with you!
Will it all be garbage? Will there be some cool finds? Who the heck knows!
I’m about to go through them and will share my finds with you!
Will it all be garbage? Will there be some cool finds? Who the heck knows!
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I bought 40 unseen boxes in an auction from the tv show Animal Control.
I’m about to go through them and will share my finds with you!
Will it all be garbage? Will there be some cool finds? Who the heck knows!
I’m about to go through them and will share my finds with you!
Will it all be garbage? Will there be some cool finds? Who the heck knows!
Me at 6:30 am to my partner:
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Me at 6:30 am to my partner:
Why does so many takes on ‘modern’ Christmas trees just look like butt plugs. Was there no one on their team who said, “hey, don’t these high end holiday trees were designing kind of look like butt plugs??”
This is from Crate and Barrel.
This is from Crate and Barrel.
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Why does so many takes on ‘modern’ Christmas trees just look like butt plugs. Was there no one on their team who said, “hey, don’t these high end holiday trees were designing kind of look like butt plugs??”
This is from Crate and Barrel.
This is from Crate and Barrel.
I now own this. Because who doesn’t need an antique silver coffee pot that has been made into a whimsical lamp???
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I now own this. Because who doesn’t need an antique silver coffee pot that has been made into a whimsical lamp???
My partner and I got into a fight because he made a smoothie for himself with ingredients I can’t eat despite knowing I was about to leave & hadn’t eaten
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My partner and I got into a fight because he made a smoothie for himself with ingredients I can’t eat despite knowing I was about to leave & hadn’t eaten
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
Read it and weep (in joy at the beauty)
October 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Read it and weep (in joy at the beauty)
How could you pass up THIS for $25.
It’s in better condition than it looks as there are products that will make it shine again and only a few scratches on it. I bought wood filler and fill sticks for the chip in the veneer on the footer.
I’m going to make this BEAUTIFUL.
It’s in better condition than it looks as there are products that will make it shine again and only a few scratches on it. I bought wood filler and fill sticks for the chip in the veneer on the footer.
I’m going to make this BEAUTIFUL.
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
How could you pass up THIS for $25.
It’s in better condition than it looks as there are products that will make it shine again and only a few scratches on it. I bought wood filler and fill sticks for the chip in the veneer on the footer.
I’m going to make this BEAUTIFUL.
It’s in better condition than it looks as there are products that will make it shine again and only a few scratches on it. I bought wood filler and fill sticks for the chip in the veneer on the footer.
I’m going to make this BEAUTIFUL.
Someone on FB marketplace in my city is trying to sell rattan chairs for $1,000… that she admits reek like cat piss. Lol.
Literally NO ONE wants your cat piss chairs. And they def aren’t giving you $1,000 for them.
Literally NO ONE wants your cat piss chairs. And they def aren’t giving you $1,000 for them.
October 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Someone on FB marketplace in my city is trying to sell rattan chairs for $1,000… that she admits reek like cat piss. Lol.
Literally NO ONE wants your cat piss chairs. And they def aren’t giving you $1,000 for them.
Literally NO ONE wants your cat piss chairs. And they def aren’t giving you $1,000 for them.
Me to the salesperson via text tonight. Like why am I needing to write this when I’m spending tens of thousands of dollars???
September 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Me to the salesperson via text tonight. Like why am I needing to write this when I’m spending tens of thousands of dollars???
Someone just asked me if the Emily Carr print I’m selling on Marketplace for $20 is numbered and signed.
This is the cost of a numbered and signed Emily Carr print.
This is the cost of a numbered and signed Emily Carr print.
July 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Someone just asked me if the Emily Carr print I’m selling on Marketplace for $20 is numbered and signed.
This is the cost of a numbered and signed Emily Carr print.
This is the cost of a numbered and signed Emily Carr print.
I am with the perfect man. I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.
July 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I am with the perfect man. I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.
This post went viral on Twitter this week and please tell me that Gen Z aren’t mass bringing back the R word and justifying it by saying they had a disability??? Then also making it into a millennial/Gen Z generational divide things??
This is exhausting discourse.
This is exhausting discourse.
July 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This post went viral on Twitter this week and please tell me that Gen Z aren’t mass bringing back the R word and justifying it by saying they had a disability??? Then also making it into a millennial/Gen Z generational divide things??
This is exhausting discourse.
This is exhausting discourse.
This is what I told her that made her feel like an ‘imposition.’ I told her… his schedule.
People are not okay.
People are not okay.
July 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
This is what I told her that made her feel like an ‘imposition.’ I told her… his schedule.
People are not okay.
People are not okay.
Someone on Facebook Marketplace got indignant with me today because I told her my partner could bring the item to work if that was more convenient for her but he’d only have narrow windows when he could meet her.
He’s a therapist. She was mad he couldn’t leave his clients for her.
He’s a therapist. She was mad he couldn’t leave his clients for her.
July 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Someone on Facebook Marketplace got indignant with me today because I told her my partner could bring the item to work if that was more convenient for her but he’d only have narrow windows when he could meet her.
He’s a therapist. She was mad he couldn’t leave his clients for her.
He’s a therapist. She was mad he couldn’t leave his clients for her.
Someone on Facebook marketplace with the COMPLETELY REASONABLE request to head over to my house to pick an item up at *checks notes* 11:30 pm
June 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Someone on Facebook marketplace with the COMPLETELY REASONABLE request to head over to my house to pick an item up at *checks notes* 11:30 pm
Yup. There are tons of comments by parents saying things like this on the TikTok’s she’s criticizing.
May 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Yup. There are tons of comments by parents saying things like this on the TikTok’s she’s criticizing.