A Damned Stemple
@adamstemple.bsky.social
Writer, musician, asshole.
www.adamstemple.com
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Just when you think you know who the stupidest motherfucker in the world is, this stupid motherfucker steps up to the mic and opens his stupid motherfucking mouth.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just when you think you know who the stupidest motherfucker in the world is, this stupid motherfucker steps up to the mic and opens his stupid motherfucking mouth.
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I call it the pyramid method. Told my kids to picture a tower, where the top is where they want to go in life. But a tower isn’t a strong structure, and can fall apart too easily. Better to build a pyramid. And a teacher’s job is to give them those peripheral bricks they wouldn’t have thought useful
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I call it the pyramid method. Told my kids to picture a tower, where the top is where they want to go in life. But a tower isn’t a strong structure, and can fall apart too easily. Better to build a pyramid. And a teacher’s job is to give them those peripheral bricks they wouldn’t have thought useful
Ooh, I love a good sequel!
"I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get these decorative gourds the fuck out of my house. The clock expired on these goofy goose-necked bastards about six weeks ago, but I pushed it, and shit got real on me."
It’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get these decorative gourds the fuck out of my house. The clock expired on these goofy goose-necked bas...
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December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ooh, I love a good sequel!
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having adhd means never remembering if you said you’re sorry
July 24, 2023 at 3:58 PM
having adhd means never remembering if you said you’re sorry
Holy shit. Ian McShane was…young? And… kinda hot?
I thought he came out of the womb grizzled, his face weary and cragged from seeing — and sometimes participating in — the evils that men do.
I thought he came out of the womb grizzled, his face weary and cragged from seeing — and sometimes participating in — the evils that men do.
y'all ain't ready for this...
Just a reminder that there's a Will Shakespeare miniseries from the heyday of BBC historicals starring Tim Curry as Shakespeare and Ian McShane as Marlowe, and it's on youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxC...
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Holy shit. Ian McShane was…young? And… kinda hot?
I thought he came out of the womb grizzled, his face weary and cragged from seeing — and sometimes participating in — the evils that men do.
I thought he came out of the womb grizzled, his face weary and cragged from seeing — and sometimes participating in — the evils that men do.
I know we’re losing the information war when Billy Bragg has a substack.
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I know we’re losing the information war when Billy Bragg has a substack.
I feel like there is a very thin slice of humanity who both understand and appreciate this tweet. I am in that slice.
Just as Hemingway wrote…
Brett: Oh, Jake, we could have had such a damned good time together.
Jake: Yes, isn’t it pretty to Van Ginkle so?
Brett: Oh, Jake, we could have had such a damned good time together.
Jake: Yes, isn’t it pretty to Van Ginkle so?
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I feel like there is a very thin slice of humanity who both understand and appreciate this tweet. I am in that slice.
We come from the land of ice and snow
where we say gray duck and doncha know
🎶🎸
where we say gray duck and doncha know
🎶🎸
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We come from the land of ice and snow
where we say gray duck and doncha know
🎶🎸
where we say gray duck and doncha know
🎶🎸
Get this anthology and read my story "The Sea Wolf."
A mysterious ship abandoned by all except a noblewoman chained belowdecks. An easy prize for the pirates that find her? Or a worse fate than even these bad men deserve?
Magic and mayhem among the Barbary Pirates.
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A mysterious ship abandoned by all except a noblewoman chained belowdecks. An easy prize for the pirates that find her? Or a worse fate than even these bad men deserve?
Magic and mayhem among the Barbary Pirates.
www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
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Read "Skull X Bones" by Alex Bledsoe available from Rakuten Kobo. Avast, intrepid reader! Behold yon inky treasure!
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December 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Get this anthology and read my story "The Sea Wolf."
A mysterious ship abandoned by all except a noblewoman chained belowdecks. An easy prize for the pirates that find her? Or a worse fate than even these bad men deserve?
Magic and mayhem among the Barbary Pirates.
www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
A mysterious ship abandoned by all except a noblewoman chained belowdecks. An easy prize for the pirates that find her? Or a worse fate than even these bad men deserve?
Magic and mayhem among the Barbary Pirates.
www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
Imagine if you didn’t know what a gingerbread house was.
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Imagine if you didn’t know what a gingerbread house was.
Every grinning shitstain in this video should be in prison.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Every grinning shitstain in this video should be in prison.
It’s funny how much I liked Wake Up Dead Man for how big an atheist I am.
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It’s funny how much I liked Wake Up Dead Man for how big an atheist I am.
I am shocked to discover right wing outrage grift in this establishment!
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I am shocked to discover right wing outrage grift in this establishment!
I named my fists Christian and Grey because they really enjoy whipping ass.
I named my fists Lin Manuel and Miranda because they’re smaller than you’d expect but very quick.
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I named my fists Christian and Grey because they really enjoy whipping ass.
OMFG this is amazing:
“Shabbat shalom.”
“And also with you!”
“Shabbat shalom.”
“And also with you!”
(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.)
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew
EXT. SMALL TOWN BUS STOP – DAY (A beautiful woman with slightly wavy brown hair steps off a bus. She’s RACHEL, a corporate lawyer from The Big Cit...
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December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
OMFG this is amazing:
“Shabbat shalom.”
“And also with you!”
“Shabbat shalom.”
“And also with you!”
Again, the American right are the stupidest motherfuckers in the world.
Hitler was bad.
An essay that, you know, I didn’t think I’d need to write.
An essay that, you know, I didn’t think I’d need to write.
Perry: The pro-Hitler problem with the American right
"We need to get back to the basics: Hitler was bad. The people who suggest otherwise are also bad," David M. Perry writes.
www.startribune.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Again, the American right are the stupidest motherfuckers in the world.
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
-Ferruginous Pygmy Owls accompanied by machete-wielding bandidos
-Gray Seal (probably a selkie)
-12 ft. Crocodile in a field that had held cattle the day before looking very pleased with himself
-Barracuda, both the fish and Heart playing
-Ferruginous Pygmy Owls accompanied by machete-wielding bandidos
-Gray Seal (probably a selkie)
-12 ft. Crocodile in a field that had held cattle the day before looking very pleased with himself
-Barracuda, both the fish and Heart playing
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Pigeons
Wood pigeons
Collared doves
Stock doves
More pigeons
Pigeons
Wood pigeons
Collared doves
Stock doves
More pigeons
Bears. Sort of.
Seals
Otters
Sea Lions
Deer
Seals
Otters
Sea Lions
Deer
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
-Ferruginous Pygmy Owls accompanied by machete-wielding bandidos
-Gray Seal (probably a selkie)
-12 ft. Crocodile in a field that had held cattle the day before looking very pleased with himself
-Barracuda, both the fish and Heart playing
-Ferruginous Pygmy Owls accompanied by machete-wielding bandidos
-Gray Seal (probably a selkie)
-12 ft. Crocodile in a field that had held cattle the day before looking very pleased with himself
-Barracuda, both the fish and Heart playing
Name a film with a Turkey:
Midnight Express
Midnight Express
Name a film with a Turkey.
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Name a film with a Turkey:
Midnight Express
Midnight Express
Tachyon is awesome
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November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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St Paul PD tired of Minneapolis PD getting all the media attention.
From the MN Society for Professional Journalists: St. Paul police shot three photojournalists (MPR, Reuters, Sahan Journal) with "less lethal" munitions during an ICE operation yesterday. One had to go to the hospital. They say they were specifically targeted by St. Paul police.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
St Paul PD tired of Minneapolis PD getting all the media attention.
Shades of the mom on Derry Girls saying “Why weren’t you writin’ with your soul?”
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Shades of the mom on Derry Girls saying “Why weren’t you writin’ with your soul?”
I don’t even care that much if you pirate books. Just don’t pretend it’s not stealing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t even care that much if you pirate books. Just don’t pretend it’s not stealing.
Tell me you’ve never heard of libraries without telling me you’ve never heard of libraries.
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Tell me you’ve never heard of libraries without telling me you’ve never heard of libraries.
Finally, one of Grok’s responses hits the truth.
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Finally, one of Grok’s responses hits the truth.
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You could be someone's light in the darkness.
An anglerfish drawing them towards your toothy maw, or a witch-light in the forest, leading them towards their mossy doom.
An anglerfish drawing them towards your toothy maw, or a witch-light in the forest, leading them towards their mossy doom.
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You could be someone's light in the darkness.
An anglerfish drawing them towards your toothy maw, or a witch-light in the forest, leading them towards their mossy doom.
An anglerfish drawing them towards your toothy maw, or a witch-light in the forest, leading them towards their mossy doom.