Dr Maybe
@acsdawson.bsky.social
All opinions my own. Except the wrong ones, they're probably yours.
Too old to be a hipster to young to be an artificial hipster
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Too old to be a hipster to young to be an artificial hipster
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Dr Maybe
@acsdawson.bsky.social
· Nov 18
How's my existential crisis going? Ah totally over it. Thanks for asking. Feeling fine and actually really motivated and excited about the future.
** He says shovelling chocolate fudge brownie Ben & Jerry's into his face hole and watching a fourth consecutive episode of Monk **
** He says shovelling chocolate fudge brownie Ben & Jerry's into his face hole and watching a fourth consecutive episode of Monk **
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I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
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Starting a war automatically cancels out all the ones you claim to have ended.
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Starting a war automatically cancels out all the ones you claim to have ended.
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Oh so we’re in another illegal imperialist war now? Cool way to start the year.
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Oh so we’re in another illegal imperialist war now? Cool way to start the year.
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Jet Set Willy was my favourite ZX Spectrum game that was also a euphemism for gonorrhea.
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Jet Set Willy was my favourite ZX Spectrum game that was also a euphemism for gonorrhea.
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There aren't that many things I'm great at, but as autumn rolls in I remember that my cardigan game is strong
September 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
There aren't that many things I'm great at, but as autumn rolls in I remember that my cardigan game is strong
As a socialist at heart I think inheritance tax should be much much higher.
I'd honestly be really happy for the government to take up to 95% of my attachment issues, alcoholism and imposter syndrome.
I'd honestly be really happy for the government to take up to 95% of my attachment issues, alcoholism and imposter syndrome.
July 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
As a socialist at heart I think inheritance tax should be much much higher.
I'd honestly be really happy for the government to take up to 95% of my attachment issues, alcoholism and imposter syndrome.
I'd honestly be really happy for the government to take up to 95% of my attachment issues, alcoholism and imposter syndrome.
There's an Australian guy on this train.
What's that I hear you ask?
Is it one of the quiet and introverted ones who noticeably lack confidence in their opinions on matters?
No, no it does not appear he's one of those ones.
All evidence so far points strongly to him being the other kind.
What's that I hear you ask?
Is it one of the quiet and introverted ones who noticeably lack confidence in their opinions on matters?
No, no it does not appear he's one of those ones.
All evidence so far points strongly to him being the other kind.
July 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There's an Australian guy on this train.
What's that I hear you ask?
Is it one of the quiet and introverted ones who noticeably lack confidence in their opinions on matters?
No, no it does not appear he's one of those ones.
All evidence so far points strongly to him being the other kind.
What's that I hear you ask?
Is it one of the quiet and introverted ones who noticeably lack confidence in their opinions on matters?
No, no it does not appear he's one of those ones.
All evidence so far points strongly to him being the other kind.
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"...that's why Masterchef - and the fucking BBC - can do one. I shall withdraw from this cruel arena, to spend more time with my family..."
July 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"...that's why Masterchef - and the fucking BBC - can do one. I shall withdraw from this cruel arena, to spend more time with my family..."
If insufferably entitled wealthy boomers are your thing I can heartily recommend an afternoon in Winchester
July 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If insufferably entitled wealthy boomers are your thing I can heartily recommend an afternoon in Winchester
If the mums at my daughter's school are anything to go by then this summer's big look is Amy Winehouse On Cuprinol
June 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
If the mums at my daughter's school are anything to go by then this summer's big look is Amy Winehouse On Cuprinol
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New law: if you're under 34 you're not allowed to come on to the internet and complain about being old. The constant need to create content has people throwing authenticity in the bin
May 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
New law: if you're under 34 you're not allowed to come on to the internet and complain about being old. The constant need to create content has people throwing authenticity in the bin
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If James Spader married Michael Mann twice then divorced him to marry George Friend, Stewart Lee, Bill Nighy, Raymond Burr and Paul Rudd before reverting back to his original double-barrelled surname, he would be Spader-Mann Spader-Mann Friend Lee Nighy Burr Rudd Spader-Mann.
May 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If James Spader married Michael Mann twice then divorced him to marry George Friend, Stewart Lee, Bill Nighy, Raymond Burr and Paul Rudd before reverting back to his original double-barrelled surname, he would be Spader-Mann Spader-Mann Friend Lee Nighy Burr Rudd Spader-Mann.
Forgot to buy ketchup so my 11 year old daughter has been forced to, in her own words, "rawdog a bacon sandwich"
So, errr yeah, thanks internet, I guess....
So, errr yeah, thanks internet, I guess....
May 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Forgot to buy ketchup so my 11 year old daughter has been forced to, in her own words, "rawdog a bacon sandwich"
So, errr yeah, thanks internet, I guess....
So, errr yeah, thanks internet, I guess....
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The pope is currently being played by Robert Prevost, who thankfully looks a bit like the last bloke who played him, so it’s not too disconcerting.
May 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The pope is currently being played by Robert Prevost, who thankfully looks a bit like the last bloke who played him, so it’s not too disconcerting.
Seems strangely appropriate that 6 months after millions of Americans elected a predatory sex offender, 133 predatory sex offenders have just elected an American.
May 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Seems strangely appropriate that 6 months after millions of Americans elected a predatory sex offender, 133 predatory sex offenders have just elected an American.
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Vatican City about to get trade deal, well played
May 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Vatican City about to get trade deal, well played
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The rise of modern country music and the collapse of society can't just be a coincidence.
May 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The rise of modern country music and the collapse of society can't just be a coincidence.
Netflix's Conan O'Brien Mark Twain Prize special is an absolute joy from start to finish.
And the finale was simultaneously ridiculous, insane, beautiful, insightful and very very necessary.
Thank god for comedians because holy shit we need them more than ever right now.
And the finale was simultaneously ridiculous, insane, beautiful, insightful and very very necessary.
Thank god for comedians because holy shit we need them more than ever right now.
May 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Netflix's Conan O'Brien Mark Twain Prize special is an absolute joy from start to finish.
And the finale was simultaneously ridiculous, insane, beautiful, insightful and very very necessary.
Thank god for comedians because holy shit we need them more than ever right now.
And the finale was simultaneously ridiculous, insane, beautiful, insightful and very very necessary.
Thank god for comedians because holy shit we need them more than ever right now.
First day of 5k A Day In May in aid of The Campaign Against Living Miserably
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I'm off to have a coronary incident.
If you can support or share please do www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...
I'm off to have a coronary incident.
May 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
First day of 5k A Day In May in aid of The Campaign Against Living Miserably
If you can support or share please do www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...
I'm off to have a coronary incident.
If you can support or share please do www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...
I'm off to have a coronary incident.
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Donald Trump reminds me of that terrible president America had 4 years ago.
April 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Donald Trump reminds me of that terrible president America had 4 years ago.
Tim Dillon's new netflix special is fucking exceptional
April 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Tim Dillon's new netflix special is fucking exceptional