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@whingewhingewine.co.uk

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Escaped from The Bad Place with a Labrador and a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk From the 96% of the world that isn't the USA.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 11h

You definitely should. I don't know what you do or how relevant it might be, but you still should.

Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 13h

This is actually exactly how my kid wears his coat. Well played, M&S.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 6d

Chilly one tonight lads

Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 6d

My boyfriend is making me watch football on Friday, even though it's my birthday weekend. Does anyone have a Middlesborough shirt I can borrow? He doesn't support Middlesborough.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 6d

I hope that the person who first uttered the phrase "today years old" suffers a little bit every day

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 7d

Wow.

That is a lot of clocks.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 7d

I am listening to some Disturbed in advance of going to see them in a few weeks and all the songs sound identical, just as I remember 🥰🥰

Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 7d

Look, if matching your Le Creuset mugs to your decor is wrong then I don't want to be right.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 7d

If you don't "sneakily" put clean clothes back in the washing basket rather than putting them away, are you even ten years old?

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 7d

It's not the fact that he was wrong. It's the fact that when I pointed it out in a humorous way, he doubled down and asked me if I'd even tried, like I don't run, or do at least 10k steps every day, tracked on my expensive watch, because he does a SCHOOL RUN dontcha know. Tosser.

Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 8d

I record my steps on a Garmin watch, which is infinitely superior to a phone for acting as a pedometer and I am fairly confident he's talking out of his sphincter

Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 8d

I do the same length school run. It's about 4.5k steps in total. He can suck it.

Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 8d

Did I mention that Threads is quite simply FULL of twats?

HAVE YOU EVEN TRIED says the guy who thinks he does the school run like a Russian Gliding Dancer at 3-4 steps a second. Twat.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 8d

Fairly sure there was less of a crowd when I met Dave Grohl.

Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 9d

Well I use live mice, so they're not technically vegan

Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 9d

Some proper groovy chaps at the British Museum

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 9d

Ha, my mum has been working hard!

They really had the best time. I was quite taken aback by the queue - You're basically a rockstar, albeit for for 7 year olds.

Thank you! You deserve a big old drink after all that.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 9d

No this isn't the queue for a very cool nightclub, we are waiting for @jamiesmart.bsky.social

Sad I can't come in and watch but the boys are ✨💥excited💥✨