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Escaped from The Bad Place with a Labrador and a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk From the 96% of the world that isn't the USA.
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You definitely should. I don't know what you do or how relevant it might be, but you still should.
This is actually exactly how my kid wears his coat. Well played, M&S.
Chilly one tonight lads
My boyfriend is making me watch football on Friday, even though it's my birthday weekend. Does anyone have a Middlesborough shirt I can borrow? He doesn't support Middlesborough.
I hope that the person who first uttered the phrase "today years old" suffers a little bit every day
I am listening to some Disturbed in advance of going to see them in a few weeks and all the songs sound identical, just as I remember 🥰🥰
Look, if matching your Le Creuset mugs to your decor is wrong then I don't want to be right.
If you don't "sneakily" put clean clothes back in the washing basket rather than putting them away, are you even ten years old?
It's not the fact that he was wrong. It's the fact that when I pointed it out in a humorous way, he doubled down and asked me if I'd even tried, like I don't run, or do at least 10k steps every day, tracked on my expensive watch, because he does a SCHOOL RUN dontcha know. Tosser.
I record my steps on a Garmin watch, which is infinitely superior to a phone for acting as a pedometer and I am fairly confident he's talking out of his sphincter
I do the same length school run. It's about 4.5k steps in total. He can suck it.
Did I mention that Threads is quite simply FULL of twats?

HAVE YOU EVEN TRIED says the guy who thinks he does the school run like a Russian Gliding Dancer at 3-4 steps a second. Twat.
Fairly sure there was less of a crowd when I met Dave Grohl.
Well I use live mice, so they're not technically vegan
Some proper groovy chaps at the British Museum
Ha, my mum has been working hard!

They really had the best time. I was quite taken aback by the queue - You're basically a rockstar, albeit for for 7 year olds.

Thank you! You deserve a big old drink after all that.
No this isn't the queue for a very cool nightclub, we are waiting for @jamiesmart.bsky.social

Sad I can't come in and watch but the boys are ✨💥excited💥✨
It promises great things!
This makes more sense tbh
Sorry to break it to you
Doubtful, he's been dead since 2004.
I mean, he was, 20 odd years ago, maybe
Ooh but celebrity traitors has some actual celebs on it
Do they not have school bullies anymore?