Aaron 🏳️🌈
@aarong.gay
I like punny guys. He/Him
There's no LGB without our T family.
Also if you follow transphobes I'll block you too.
There's no LGB without our T family.
Also if you follow transphobes I'll block you too.
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Is the end of No-Nut November called Wanksgiving?
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Is the end of No-Nut November called Wanksgiving?
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no good hole goes unpunished or whatever Elphaba said
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
no good hole goes unpunished or whatever Elphaba said
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"well, there's your problem. you're spending more than 1/3rd of your monthly income on rent. NEVER spend more than 1/3rd of your monthly income on rent," says my new financial consultant, the No Take Only Throw dog
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"well, there's your problem. you're spending more than 1/3rd of your monthly income on rent. NEVER spend more than 1/3rd of your monthly income on rent," says my new financial consultant, the No Take Only Throw dog
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They creampied you then ghosted you? Call that left on bred
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
They creampied you then ghosted you? Call that left on bred
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Remember that striking Starbucks workers are asking you not to buy Starbucks right now
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Remember that striking Starbucks workers are asking you not to buy Starbucks right now
I think the funniest thing about the phrase “chubby chaser” to me is that we’re not hard to catch actually
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I think the funniest thing about the phrase “chubby chaser” to me is that we’re not hard to catch actually
Beat it up, baby, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this cookie right in yo' face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Extra large and extra hard
Put this cookie right in yo' face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Beat it up, baby, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this cookie right in yo' face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Extra large and extra hard
Put this cookie right in yo' face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Oh no, how have all 3 of my followers escaped a brush with my excellent taste in music for so long?
Mark Knopfler & Emmylou Harris - Romeo And Juliet (Real Live Roadrunning | Official Live Video)
YouTube video by Mark Knopfler
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Oh no, how have all 3 of my followers escaped a brush with my excellent taste in music for so long?
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The trick to eating messy food without getting your shirt stained is to take off your shirt. This is why in Italy you are expected to be nude in restaurants.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The trick to eating messy food without getting your shirt stained is to take off your shirt. This is why in Italy you are expected to be nude in restaurants.
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me all thanksgiving weekend:
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
me all thanksgiving weekend:
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‘cause i’m your lady
and you are man
whenever you reach for me
i’ll do all that i can
and you are man
whenever you reach for me
i’ll do all that i can
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
‘cause i’m your lady
and you are man
whenever you reach for me
i’ll do all that i can
and you are man
whenever you reach for me
i’ll do all that i can
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Gaping before my gangbang? Call that Open Enrollment
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Gaping before my gangbang? Call that Open Enrollment
Why do people keep giving huge ackman singing roles?
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Why do people keep giving huge ackman singing roles?
These goggle peexel ads before the movie are desperate as hell
“We know we’re not as good as iPhones but like please buy us anyway? Pretty please?”
“We know we’re not as good as iPhones but like please buy us anyway? Pretty please?”
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
These goggle peexel ads before the movie are desperate as hell
“We know we’re not as good as iPhones but like please buy us anyway? Pretty please?”
“We know we’re not as good as iPhones but like please buy us anyway? Pretty please?”
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Me at the table where they have free pronoun pins:
Me: Is it silly for me. I'm never misgendered unless I'm fighting with people online
Also me: But it's nice to normalize the practice, right
Also me: Free shit take it take it
Me: Is it silly for me. I'm never misgendered unless I'm fighting with people online
Also me: But it's nice to normalize the practice, right
Also me: Free shit take it take it
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Me at the table where they have free pronoun pins:
Me: Is it silly for me. I'm never misgendered unless I'm fighting with people online
Also me: But it's nice to normalize the practice, right
Also me: Free shit take it take it
Me: Is it silly for me. I'm never misgendered unless I'm fighting with people online
Also me: But it's nice to normalize the practice, right
Also me: Free shit take it take it
Yes yes we all know bidets are good and all that but I don’t have a bidets at
* work
* restaurants
* literally any place but my home
So maybe calm down a bit about why someone may want things like dude wipes even if they are “pointlessly gendered” or whatever.
If you think I’m gonna inflict
* work
* restaurants
* literally any place but my home
So maybe calm down a bit about why someone may want things like dude wipes even if they are “pointlessly gendered” or whatever.
If you think I’m gonna inflict
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Yes yes we all know bidets are good and all that but I don’t have a bidets at
* work
* restaurants
* literally any place but my home
So maybe calm down a bit about why someone may want things like dude wipes even if they are “pointlessly gendered” or whatever.
If you think I’m gonna inflict
* work
* restaurants
* literally any place but my home
So maybe calm down a bit about why someone may want things like dude wipes even if they are “pointlessly gendered” or whatever.
If you think I’m gonna inflict
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Me at Cloudflare making sure OpenAI stays down:
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Me at Cloudflare making sure OpenAI stays down:
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
My greatest achievement is getting our older dog to understand that cuddles under the blanket mean we both stay warm and happy
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 AM
My greatest achievement is getting our older dog to understand that cuddles under the blanket mean we both stay warm and happy
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
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The wealth gap continues to grow substantially in this country. That's why, among other measures, I support the Tax Excessive CEO Pay Act.
CEOs don't work 300, 400, or 500 times harder than their average worker. Why should they be compensated as if they do? Pay workers their fair share.
CEOs don't work 300, 400, or 500 times harder than their average worker. Why should they be compensated as if they do? Pay workers their fair share.
www.congress.gov
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The wealth gap continues to grow substantially in this country. That's why, among other measures, I support the Tax Excessive CEO Pay Act.
CEOs don't work 300, 400, or 500 times harder than their average worker. Why should they be compensated as if they do? Pay workers their fair share.
CEOs don't work 300, 400, or 500 times harder than their average worker. Why should they be compensated as if they do? Pay workers their fair share.