Daffodilf
@sequoiapnw.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 Texpat w/🇨🇦 overlay. Interested in full frontal nerdity. Personal account. Terrible opinions are mine, all mine. he/they
Vancouver, BC.
IG: calonyction
Vancouver, BC.
IG: calonyction
Back in the gym after a week of feelin’ like crud.
December 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Back in the gym after a week of feelin’ like crud.
Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?
Peanut butter with frozen blueberries is delicious.
December 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Peanut butter with frozen blueberries is delicious.
Even if ya don’t feel yer best…get outside.
December 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Even if ya don’t feel yer best…get outside.
Unexpected, rare sentiment:
Wishing I had a man to give my hole to.
Maybe it’s just the Xmas giving spirit entering my body.
Wishing I had a man to give my hole to.
Maybe it’s just the Xmas giving spirit entering my body.
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Unexpected, rare sentiment:
Wishing I had a man to give my hole to.
Maybe it’s just the Xmas giving spirit entering my body.
Wishing I had a man to give my hole to.
Maybe it’s just the Xmas giving spirit entering my body.
I need to find some alone time to enjoy some egg nog.
Or some lactose free egg nog that’s worth drinkin’.
Or some lactose free egg nog that’s worth drinkin’.
December 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I need to find some alone time to enjoy some egg nog.
Or some lactose free egg nog that’s worth drinkin’.
Or some lactose free egg nog that’s worth drinkin’.
Felt like today’s flannel highlighted some progress.
December 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Felt like today’s flannel highlighted some progress.
opening a sperm bank called (what else) The Spank Bank
opening a sperm bank called He Squirts Big Cum (HSBC)
opening a sperm bank called Jizzneyland
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
opening a sperm bank called (what else) The Spank Bank
Puttin’ the Papa in Papa Noel
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Puttin’ the Papa in Papa Noel
A reminder: get outside.
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A reminder: get outside.
To put up xmas decor this year, or not. Can’t decide.
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
To put up xmas decor this year, or not. Can’t decide.
Sometimes I just wanna go on botanical posts on IG and enthusiastically comment about how I love this plant and call it something wildly wrong, just to irritate commenters/posters.
This is a niche intrusive thought I suppress.
This is a niche intrusive thought I suppress.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Sometimes I just wanna go on botanical posts on IG and enthusiastically comment about how I love this plant and call it something wildly wrong, just to irritate commenters/posters.
This is a niche intrusive thought I suppress.
This is a niche intrusive thought I suppress.
When they cut packaged bagels such that the bottom has more bread than the top, that bugs me.
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
When they cut packaged bagels such that the bottom has more bread than the top, that bugs me.
Just puttin’ it out there for anyone who ever gets ideas.
I’m an easy keeper for any man who can:
• give consistent affection
• be consistently transparent (not just honest)
• communicate consistently
• not cheat
• and keep me fed, fucked, and rested.
That’s what I give.
That’s what I want.
I’m an easy keeper for any man who can:
• give consistent affection
• be consistently transparent (not just honest)
• communicate consistently
• not cheat
• and keep me fed, fucked, and rested.
That’s what I give.
That’s what I want.
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Just puttin’ it out there for anyone who ever gets ideas.
I’m an easy keeper for any man who can:
• give consistent affection
• be consistently transparent (not just honest)
• communicate consistently
• not cheat
• and keep me fed, fucked, and rested.
That’s what I give.
That’s what I want.
I’m an easy keeper for any man who can:
• give consistent affection
• be consistently transparent (not just honest)
• communicate consistently
• not cheat
• and keep me fed, fucked, and rested.
That’s what I give.
That’s what I want.
No. Read the room, Pantone.
Pantone’s 2026 Color of the Year is a white
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
No. Read the room, Pantone.
Have y’all thought about what you’re not gon carry into 2026?
I just accidentally started that thought train and am curious what y’all are thinkin’.
I just accidentally started that thought train and am curious what y’all are thinkin’.
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Have y’all thought about what you’re not gon carry into 2026?
I just accidentally started that thought train and am curious what y’all are thinkin’.
I just accidentally started that thought train and am curious what y’all are thinkin’.
My back/bicep day and I would like one (1) approval pls
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My back/bicep day and I would like one (1) approval pls
I again wonder if it would be fun to make video of me kissing men
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I again wonder if it would be fun to make video of me kissing men
Do y’all rinse off yer dishes before you put ‘em in yer dishwasher or are y’all Philistines who enjoy having bits of food crusted to yer theoretically clean dishes
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Do y’all rinse off yer dishes before you put ‘em in yer dishwasher or are y’all Philistines who enjoy having bits of food crusted to yer theoretically clean dishes
you were all worth saving
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
you were all worth saving
Grateful to @joemygod.bsky.social for keepin’ the candle lit all this time.
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Grateful to @joemygod.bsky.social for keepin’ the candle lit all this time.
It’s a good mornin’ when your gym crush looks extra hot and kisses you (just a peck on the lips) when he comes over to chat. Twice.
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It’s a good mornin’ when your gym crush looks extra hot and kisses you (just a peck on the lips) when he comes over to chat. Twice.
I did it. I booked flights to see my mama in Phoenix for Xmas.
Please clap.
Please clap.
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I did it. I booked flights to see my mama in Phoenix for Xmas.
Please clap.
Please clap.
I feel really good after that workout.
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I feel really good after that workout.