Jregory Eels IV
@aaleiv.bsky.social
he/him. your lawyer's paralegal with several screws loose. has regrets. probably has OCD (and tends to forget this, needs to be reminded).
Pinned
We are now at "🤭 reacted to me overtly hitting on him but otherwise did not acknowledge"
Update on the new divorced man: we are at "is he hitting on me?"
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
We are now at "🤭 reacted to me overtly hitting on him but otherwise did not acknowledge"
Update on the new divorced man: we are at "is he hitting on me?"
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Update on the new divorced man: we are at "is he hitting on me?"
me
Haywood Bonerman
United States, Census, 1920
United States, Census, 1920
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
me
friendly reminder that your coworker that asks you questions that they could easily find the answer to themselves is probably just starving for human interaction
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
friendly reminder that your coworker that asks you questions that they could easily find the answer to themselves is probably just starving for human interaction
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Being annoying on your own timeline is free speech. Being annoying in someone's replies is harassment. Quote posts are a gray area of the law still being developed
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Being annoying on your own timeline is free speech. Being annoying in someone's replies is harassment. Quote posts are a gray area of the law still being developed
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Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
This is how I sext
Nothing turns you on
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This is how I sext
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Turns out it didn't have legs
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Turns out it didn't have legs
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SHERLOCK: Once you have ruled out the impossible, the only thing that remains, however improbable, is the possible.
WATSON: Holmes… is it possible you’re drunk?
SHERLOCK: Probably.
WATSON: Holmes… is it possible you’re drunk?
SHERLOCK: Probably.
December 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
SHERLOCK: Once you have ruled out the impossible, the only thing that remains, however improbable, is the possible.
WATSON: Holmes… is it possible you’re drunk?
SHERLOCK: Probably.
WATSON: Holmes… is it possible you’re drunk?
SHERLOCK: Probably.
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![[Tumblr] vigilantsycamore
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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Found a faded five dollar bill in the pocket of my jeans so yes I'm guilty of money laundering.
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Found a faded five dollar bill in the pocket of my jeans so yes I'm guilty of money laundering.
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same
Willie Stroker
United States, Census, 1930
United States, Census, 1930
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
same
Same
*Boner Hardon
Father
England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910
Father
England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Same
Discover feed is emotional whiplash
- post about war crimes
- here's what I ate for breakfast
- "release the Epstein files"
- horny post
- another three posts about war crimes
- something about sports that I don't understand
- "release the Epstein files"
- post about war crimes
- here's what I ate for breakfast
- "release the Epstein files"
- horny post
- another three posts about war crimes
- something about sports that I don't understand
- "release the Epstein files"
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Discover feed is emotional whiplash
- post about war crimes
- here's what I ate for breakfast
- "release the Epstein files"
- horny post
- another three posts about war crimes
- something about sports that I don't understand
- "release the Epstein files"
- post about war crimes
- here's what I ate for breakfast
- "release the Epstein files"
- horny post
- another three posts about war crimes
- something about sports that I don't understand
- "release the Epstein files"
Obligatory "I don't like Rand Paul but he has a good take every so often"
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Obligatory "I don't like Rand Paul but he has a good take every so often"
1. The incredibly divorced man and how I fucked that situation all up
2-5 are highly sexual and not suitable for bluesky
2-5 are highly sexual and not suitable for bluesky
I don't want your spotify wrapped I want to know what were your top 5 intrusive thoughts this year
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
1. The incredibly divorced man and how I fucked that situation all up
2-5 are highly sexual and not suitable for bluesky
2-5 are highly sexual and not suitable for bluesky
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After cyber Monday, it's untangle Tuesday, where we're meant to spend a few hours untangling cords. Then comes will-o'-the-wisp Wednesday, where floating lights will lead us to sale items. Thrall Thursday is when we all follow the orders of the Bone Lord and help with construction of the Bone Tower.
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
After cyber Monday, it's untangle Tuesday, where we're meant to spend a few hours untangling cords. Then comes will-o'-the-wisp Wednesday, where floating lights will lead us to sale items. Thrall Thursday is when we all follow the orders of the Bone Lord and help with construction of the Bone Tower.
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White people be like if I were keys where would I be
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
White people be like if I were keys where would I be
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Gay apparel? In this economy?
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Gay apparel? In this economy?
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