Adam Lear
aalear.bsky.social
Adam Lear
@aalear.bsky.social
Russian Canadian working in the American idiom. Opinions, regrettably, mine. I'm just this trans guy, y'know?
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Got straight up gaslit by Gemini today lol
October 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It always surprises and annoys me that "vermilion" is a shade of red because it really sounds like it should be green
October 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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It’s been 0️⃣ days since I’ve had to think about DHH
September 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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who called it a Kubernetes penetration test and not a clusterfuck
August 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
August 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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As for my favourite spoonerized business name, it will never not be this furniture showroom in New Zealand...
July 22, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.
no it wasn’t and no it didn’t
July 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Help
July 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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happy 5 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate
June 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.
June 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I wonder if they got away with deez
June 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
April 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Everyone loves sausage dogs, but are you familiar with the other sausage animals? Here's a handy guide.

If you like this cartoon, I can draw one for you. www.worldofmoose.com/products/sau...
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Remember in the early days of the internet how it screamed every time we logged on? We should have paid attention to that.
February 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself

CASSIAN ANDOR
February 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
February 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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new insane tech job listing just dropped
February 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I think, more than ever, these words from Mr. Rogers hold as true as the day he spoke them.
August 9, 2023 at 10:26 AM
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It's really wild when you sit down and think about it, that really, the only actual idea that demonstrably is elon musk's own, entirely, and not him buying a company to do something, is "there should be a website called X" and that has been his definitive life's work, his real driving passion
January 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
January 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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THE BELL JAR

HARD ❌

It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York

EASY ✅

That summer was sizzling, and so were the Rosenbergs
November 17, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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This might the funniest video ever made
December 4, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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# TODO: rest of owl
November 22, 2024 at 4:03 AM