Homer J. Fong
@a2koc.bsky.social
aka Max Power aka Lance Uppercut aka Esteban de la Sexface
Ibid., Your Honor.
Ibid., Your Honor.
I saw this horrific image and so now must @dameshek.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I saw this horrific image and so now must @dameshek.bsky.social
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We as a country must dedicate our entire national energy to making sure that Ryan Murphy does not make a mini series about Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza.
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
We as a country must dedicate our entire national energy to making sure that Ryan Murphy does not make a mini series about Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza.
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Wild that the guy who comes off as the biggest loser in all of this is trying to get jokes off. It’s one thing to be involved in a scandal, especially when you were dating a 21 year old while in your 50s, but it’s even more embarrassing that you’re just a footnote in the more interesting story.
Well if YOU'd been fired nine years ago by the New Yorker for unethical stuff, you would never ask yourself the question
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Wild that the guy who comes off as the biggest loser in all of this is trying to get jokes off. It’s one thing to be involved in a scandal, especially when you were dating a 21 year old while in your 50s, but it’s even more embarrassing that you’re just a footnote in the more interesting story.
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this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
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Canada made our parks free for everyone this year and tourism revenue skyrocketed. Who knew that making people feel welcome is good for tourism?
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
A summer to remember as tourism numbers hit all-time high | CBC News
Canada’s tourism sector generated a record-breaking amount of revenue of between May and August, reaching $59 billion, a six per cent increase compared to the same period last year.
www.cbc.ca
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Canada made our parks free for everyone this year and tourism revenue skyrocketed. Who knew that making people feel welcome is good for tourism?
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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I think it's become more neutral but this reads a bit like walking into an Australian outback pub and going "so, gents, you still all pooftahs in here or have some of you stopped mincing about".
You know what's going to happen, I have to assume you want what's going to happen, you can't complain.
You know what's going to happen, I have to assume you want what's going to happen, you can't complain.
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I think it's become more neutral but this reads a bit like walking into an Australian outback pub and going "so, gents, you still all pooftahs in here or have some of you stopped mincing about".
You know what's going to happen, I have to assume you want what's going to happen, you can't complain.
You know what's going to happen, I have to assume you want what's going to happen, you can't complain.
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Are you still massively pro-apartheid or have you moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Are you still massively pro-apartheid or have you moved more towards acceptance?
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'Individual'
An image made very close to home home in 2021, during lockdown. This tree stood out like a thing of beauty whilst making images in a dark and moody afternoon in the foggy woodland.
An image made very close to home home in 2021, during lockdown. This tree stood out like a thing of beauty whilst making images in a dark and moody afternoon in the foggy woodland.
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
'Individual'
An image made very close to home home in 2021, during lockdown. This tree stood out like a thing of beauty whilst making images in a dark and moody afternoon in the foggy woodland.
An image made very close to home home in 2021, during lockdown. This tree stood out like a thing of beauty whilst making images in a dark and moody afternoon in the foggy woodland.
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it's not a holiday hotline. but maybe it's a hope line.
216-361-6772.
216-361-6772.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
it's not a holiday hotline. but maybe it's a hope line.
216-361-6772.
216-361-6772.
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries, Charlie Brown
Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Charlie Brown
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries, Charlie Brown
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
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i ain't paying for that. im happy for you tho, or sorry that happened.
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 AM
i ain't paying for that. im happy for you tho, or sorry that happened.
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Thick as train smoke is being added to my vocab.🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Thick as train smoke is being added to my vocab.🤣🤣
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
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When I wrote about the ancient Zanclean megaflood filling the Mediterranean in as little as 12-18 months (!), it was wistfully.
I'm English. Lovely place, England, but Big Geological Drama? None of that round 'ere, sadly.
Imagine my delight at what geophysicists found in the English Channel.
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I'm English. Lovely place, England, but Big Geological Drama? None of that round 'ere, sadly.
Imagine my delight at what geophysicists found in the English Channel.
1/
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
When I wrote about the ancient Zanclean megaflood filling the Mediterranean in as little as 12-18 months (!), it was wistfully.
I'm English. Lovely place, England, but Big Geological Drama? None of that round 'ere, sadly.
Imagine my delight at what geophysicists found in the English Channel.
1/
I'm English. Lovely place, England, but Big Geological Drama? None of that round 'ere, sadly.
Imagine my delight at what geophysicists found in the English Channel.
1/
@dieworkwear.bsky.social please roast this fit
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social please roast this fit
Put it on @jcsalterego.bsky.social’s epitaph
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Put it on @jcsalterego.bsky.social’s epitaph
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If you read this, I want you to just post a GIF when you finish it with your reaction
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If you read this, I want you to just post a GIF when you finish it with your reaction
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Happy to be of service.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Happy to be of service.
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The president is a demented insurrectionist nazi pedophile who smells like shit and we’re still expected to get up and go to work tomorrow. Fuck everything
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The president is a demented insurrectionist nazi pedophile who smells like shit and we’re still expected to get up and go to work tomorrow. Fuck everything