Boopy Beep Machine
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Recreational absurdness and recreational opinionation reside here. 🏳️🌈🐻SEA🇺🇸
Rose/Sophia cusp, though feeling my Dorothy in these batshit times.
Pronouns-in-bio white cis gay he/him xennial
I loathe the Epstein administration.
Opinions mine, not my employer's
Rose/Sophia cusp, though feeling my Dorothy in these batshit times.
Pronouns-in-bio white cis gay he/him xennial
I loathe the Epstein administration.
Opinions mine, not my employer's
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Finkelstein/Heemeyer '28
When mentions of POTS come through my feed my brain goes back to the 5 minutes I spent in telecom and stuff gets confusing for a minute
February 17, 2026 at 7:33 AM
When mentions of POTS come through my feed my brain goes back to the 5 minutes I spent in telecom and stuff gets confusing for a minute
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not sure why we’re still letting the Little St. James Class lecture us about anything
Noah Rothman on the Epstein files: "It is a witch hunt. It‘s a moral panic."
February 17, 2026 at 6:56 AM
not sure why we’re still letting the Little St. James Class lecture us about anything
GWB made this moment possible. I think back to Bush v. Gore and the vise grip the slimy Republicans tightened on the national consciousness after Bush let 9/11 happen. Crammed PATRIOT down our throats. Appointed Roberts and Alito. Made bailing out fraudsters fashionable.
February 17, 2026 at 3:41 AM
GWB made this moment possible. I think back to Bush v. Gore and the vise grip the slimy Republicans tightened on the national consciousness after Bush let 9/11 happen. Crammed PATRIOT down our throats. Appointed Roberts and Alito. Made bailing out fraudsters fashionable.
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25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
February 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
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February 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Nah we ain't doing this. I was alive for Bush, I remember everyone on planet earth thought he was a fucking idiot. It was not better.
February 17, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Nah we ain't doing this. I was alive for Bush, I remember everyone on planet earth thought he was a fucking idiot. It was not better.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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If you are angry about Epstein please take a moment to audit your own social circle for creeps ✌️
February 16, 2026 at 11:18 PM
If you are angry about Epstein please take a moment to audit your own social circle for creeps ✌️
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If anyone wants an example of the kind of stuff I wish more Democrats would do when it comes to defending trans rights, look no further than this from @jayapal.house.gov
My Trans Bill of Rights protects the freedom for all trans people to live as their full, authentic selves. It’s time to get this passed!
February 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
If anyone wants an example of the kind of stuff I wish more Democrats would do when it comes to defending trans rights, look no further than this from @jayapal.house.gov
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Bad Bunny at 31 vs Charlie Kirk at 31
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Bad Bunny at 31 vs Charlie Kirk at 31
Cool confirmation! Click through for a great thread of State Dept photos the bus ride duck found tossed out in DC.
Provenance assertion from my pal at State:
February 16, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Cool confirmation! Click through for a great thread of State Dept photos the bus ride duck found tossed out in DC.
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PSA for those unaware
reminder
February 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
PSA for those unaware
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today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
I think the left need to be blatant and irritating, except in service of justice and truth and shutting down the goddamn camps
AOC’s biggest problem if she runs for president is that the white men who control our media ecosystem will not so much put a finger on the scale to stop her as an entire hand
it can be done (see: Zohran) but it’s going to be blatant and it’s going to be infuriating
it can be done (see: Zohran) but it’s going to be blatant and it’s going to be infuriating
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I think the left need to be blatant and irritating, except in service of justice and truth and shutting down the goddamn camps
OK number 1, who among us has not struggled when formulating an on-the-spot response and number 2, I am looking at this... through a, um, this lens of a deliberate, uh, decision... made by, someone on uhhh state media's payroll.
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
OK number 1, who among us has not struggled when formulating an on-the-spot response and number 2, I am looking at this... through a, um, this lens of a deliberate, uh, decision... made by, someone on uhhh state media's payroll.
For all my memory holes a grocery deal sticks if it's great enough. I'm reminiscing about a cache of heavily marked down discontinued bougie sausages I found in what feels like another lifetime. Bright orange, mango habanero. You're helping them clean, sure, but you're a captive and a deal's a deal.
February 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
For all my memory holes a grocery deal sticks if it's great enough. I'm reminiscing about a cache of heavily marked down discontinued bougie sausages I found in what feels like another lifetime. Bright orange, mango habanero. You're helping them clean, sure, but you're a captive and a deal's a deal.
My morning coffee was roasted by gay furries in Berkeley
February 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
My morning coffee was roasted by gay furries in Berkeley
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my package is late because the last mile delivery company is closed for presidents’ day
February 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
my package is late because the last mile delivery company is closed for presidents’ day
The only coffee in the house was in whole bean form but the blender and I, we made it work.
February 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The only coffee in the house was in whole bean form but the blender and I, we made it work.
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happy presidents day for my friends from the US, i hope you get a decent one someday
February 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
happy presidents day for my friends from the US, i hope you get a decent one someday
AOC talking about being sand in the gears of the system made me think of those movie scenes where a character is being chased and they throw stuff behind them and knock stuff down to slow down the attacker until they're stopped completely. Ask yourself, in my hallway, what's my throwable end table?
February 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
AOC talking about being sand in the gears of the system made me think of those movie scenes where a character is being chased and they throw stuff behind them and knock stuff down to slow down the attacker until they're stopped completely. Ask yourself, in my hallway, what's my throwable end table?
Is the patriarchy worth signing your name to excuses made for a violent sex criminal? Those pedophiles get government protection and hire bodyguards. Regular people pedophiles, if the law ignores them, have neighbors that own shovels.
February 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Is the patriarchy worth signing your name to excuses made for a violent sex criminal? Those pedophiles get government protection and hire bodyguards. Regular people pedophiles, if the law ignores them, have neighbors that own shovels.
"We should take over the voting" is not something someone says in a government that runs with the consent of its people
February 16, 2026 at 3:48 PM
"We should take over the voting" is not something someone says in a government that runs with the consent of its people
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The comments. My lord. The Venn Diagram of people who say "a woman can't be President" and say "Gavin Newsom 2028" is a circle
AOC 2028
AOC 2028
from the perspective of someone who might want to be president, the best time to run for the white house is now, not later. so if AOC is thinking about it — if the white house is her ambition — then her best bet is to throw her hat in the ring
You Know What? Maybe the Time Is Right for an AOC Presidential Bid
She’s only 36, and there’s a good argument that she should run for Senate and bide her time. But she also could be a formidable White House candidate.
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February 16, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The comments. My lord. The Venn Diagram of people who say "a woman can't be President" and say "Gavin Newsom 2028" is a circle
AOC 2028
AOC 2028