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greg, "The Big Biscuit"
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a nice friend for you.

I’m not married to anyone... and I’m not letting 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 bother me.
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If you want my honest opinion I think it’s over forever
waiting for my dumbass coworker to back into a parking space as he fucks up the entire flow of the parking lot
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Guy that is a huge fan of Judge Dredd: Oh are you also a Dreddophile?
December 8, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I drive through a puddle of holy water every morning on my commute to work and bless the roadways
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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The Road (Amazon Prime Limited Series)
the boy: what is it, papa?
the man: it's an air fryer.
the boy: it fries air? why?
the man: it fries food. in dual zones.
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
there's all sorts of stuff you can shove inside yourself
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
dancehall artist M Dot R picked his stage name as an homage to writer M.R. James and his wonderful Christmas ghost stories
December 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I always pack for an overnight trip like i’m gonna shit my pants twice and step in a mud puddle
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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blackberry retrieval technician
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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If you go to the apothecary and quaff a strength potion before the alchemist can stop you it’s basically free. What are you gonna do about it little man
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Thanks. I feel like the key to my performance was when I gave you money for an item
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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dreich december walk
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
what's some crap that can be haunted?
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Just infiltrated your man’s fortress with only a small mob of local peasants wielding crudely adapted agricultural tools
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
good morning Sunday morning
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I think I will change my profile picture to a photograph of myself soon
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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drinking 3 beers and pretending you're james bond
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
hey thanks for all the quote tweets about Gavin Newsom, they're great and I love them

NOT!!!
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
contestants should be getting hosed down with Dr Pepper the entire time during the Dr Pepper Tuition Toss
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
it's time for me to write down my little notes
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
well that's the end of Indiana
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
hiring women to say mean things about my exes
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
it's frustrating having a lot of bad opinions. people always think I'm telling them this stuff to make them mad when in reality I'm just dumb
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Oh god listened to this and you were not exaggerating the difficulty you must have faced
Haystak - Mak Million (1998) - 04. Came A Long Way
YouTube video by Haystak
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM