Karl "Helo" Agathon
@2karl.bsky.social
Vegan adventurer and English muesli-truther looking for partners in crime
Oh cool the government is implementing a 3p per mile electric vehicle tax. I fucking hate this country I hate it I hate it I hate it I want to cave in Keir Starmer's head with a fucking frozen turd I fucking hate this fucking place
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Oh cool the government is implementing a 3p per mile electric vehicle tax. I fucking hate this country I hate it I hate it I hate it I want to cave in Keir Starmer's head with a fucking frozen turd I fucking hate this fucking place
Is it sad that I hope scammers pretending to be hot only fans women message me just so I'll have someone to talk to?
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Is it sad that I hope scammers pretending to be hot only fans women message me just so I'll have someone to talk to?
Jujutsu Kaisen: Execution made zero sense
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Jujutsu Kaisen: Execution made zero sense
Suicidal thoughts are back again. Cool.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Suicidal thoughts are back again. Cool.
Who is more delusional, flat earthers or bitcoin enthusiasts?
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Who is more delusional, flat earthers or bitcoin enthusiasts?
I've had a wonderful time in @duesseldorf.bsky.social - highly recommend a visit, especially to the To1980 Vietnamese vegan restaurant. Outstanding. #Germany never fails to impress.
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I've had a wonderful time in @duesseldorf.bsky.social - highly recommend a visit, especially to the To1980 Vietnamese vegan restaurant. Outstanding. #Germany never fails to impress.
At #RevolutionCalling festival. Band have been great, but this place is charging €7.50 for a tiny cup of water and so far I've seen 3 guys passed out and nobody gives a fuck. So fuck this place, Zero stars, never coming back. This is not what #Hardcore should be.
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
At #RevolutionCalling festival. Band have been great, but this place is charging €7.50 for a tiny cup of water and so far I've seen 3 guys passed out and nobody gives a fuck. So fuck this place, Zero stars, never coming back. This is not what #Hardcore should be.
Anyone thinking that any Epstein Files that get released are going to have any incriminating evidence left in them is depressing themselves. We all know Trump fucks kids, but we also know that there's no way in hell the GOP would allow that to get out. Stop hoping. It's zapruder all over again.
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Anyone thinking that any Epstein Files that get released are going to have any incriminating evidence left in them is depressing themselves. We all know Trump fucks kids, but we also know that there's no way in hell the GOP would allow that to get out. Stop hoping. It's zapruder all over again.
What's that bal sagoth song that goes "dun de dadada dun dunnnn.... dun de dadada dun dunnnn.... dun de dadada dun dun da daavda danadana boom boom" ? I think it's on Atlantis Ascendant
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
What's that bal sagoth song that goes "dun de dadada dun dunnnn.... dun de dadada dun dunnnn.... dun de dadada dun dun da daavda danadana boom boom" ? I think it's on Atlantis Ascendant
Surely all it would take is for a national newspaper to run a headline saying "we have proof that trump fucks kids" and then trump sues and then discovery means we all get to see the Epstein files right?
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Surely all it would take is for a national newspaper to run a headline saying "we have proof that trump fucks kids" and then trump sues and then discovery means we all get to see the Epstein files right?
Reposted by Karl "Helo" Agathon
Sophia will not be denied
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Sophia will not be denied
Ursula K. Leguin fans:
What's a good book to start, having never read any of their stuff?
What's a good book to start, having never read any of their stuff?
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Ursula K. Leguin fans:
What's a good book to start, having never read any of their stuff?
What's a good book to start, having never read any of their stuff?
The street parties when Trump dies are going to be astronomical. Not even New Years Eve 1999 will compare.
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The street parties when Trump dies are going to be astronomical. Not even New Years Eve 1999 will compare.
Funny isn't it how all the right wingers blabbed on about Mamdani being a Muslim in the city that experienced 9/11 but they don't really seem to care about the president being friends with a literal Al-Qaeda member.
Burn in hell, America.
Burn in hell, America.
Huge congratulations to Terror for winning the War on Terror ♥️
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Funny isn't it how all the right wingers blabbed on about Mamdani being a Muslim in the city that experienced 9/11 but they don't really seem to care about the president being friends with a literal Al-Qaeda member.
Burn in hell, America.
Burn in hell, America.
Where my Adrian Tchaikovsky fans at?
We are out here fighting over whether we should keep burning the atmosphere or if people should have enough food to eat, and meanwhile the spiders are learning to cooperate. You do not want the spiders to cooperate.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/s...
Stinking, Spongy, Dark, Huge: A Spider Web Unlike Any Seen Before
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Where my Adrian Tchaikovsky fans at?
This.
Between this and the "NOW we hate Fetterman" posts today, I am reminded how glad I am that I lived to see America fall.
"It's the government, not the people"
No, it's both.
"It's the government, not the people"
No, it's both.
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
This.
Earthtone9 were spectacular tonight
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Earthtone9 were spectacular tonight
I don't give a shit about GTA VI.
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I don't give a shit about GTA VI.
The really shit thing about the so called 8 hour work day is that it's not 8 hours. It's 8 plus your (unpaid) lunch (30 minutes to an hour), plus your commute time, plus the getting ready every morning. 10 to 12 hours really. Which means there's only 12-14 hours left. So we have to choose:
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The really shit thing about the so called 8 hour work day is that it's not 8 hours. It's 8 plus your (unpaid) lunch (30 minutes to an hour), plus your commute time, plus the getting ready every morning. 10 to 12 hours really. Which means there's only 12-14 hours left. So we have to choose:
It's fortunate that I live in the UK..I fear if I lived in America I'd have bought an assault rifle and tried to shoot as many ICE agents as I could before turning the gun on myself.
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It's fortunate that I live in the UK..I fear if I lived in America I'd have bought an assault rifle and tried to shoot as many ICE agents as I could before turning the gun on myself.
Weird isn't it how Dick Cheney dies and suddenlly democracy is back on the cards
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Weird isn't it how Dick Cheney dies and suddenlly democracy is back on the cards
Well done Zohran. I look forward to those "millions of people" leaving NYC, freeing up much needed houses for proper new Yorkers
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Well done Zohran. I look forward to those "millions of people" leaving NYC, freeing up much needed houses for proper new Yorkers
I remember them. I also remember never being able to find the albums I wanted. I remember records costing way more than I could afford. I remember how fragile the physical storage was and how much space it took up. I can't say I miss it.
November 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I remember them. I also remember never being able to find the albums I wanted. I remember records costing way more than I could afford. I remember how fragile the physical storage was and how much space it took up. I can't say I miss it.
Americans are fucking pussies. Fucking do something you twats. You can't vote your way out of this.
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Americans are fucking pussies. Fucking do something you twats. You can't vote your way out of this.
A free and just world cannot exist so long as The United States of America exists. The USA and its people are the enemies of freedom everywhere.
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
A free and just world cannot exist so long as The United States of America exists. The USA and its people are the enemies of freedom everywhere.