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Karl "Helo" Agathon
@2karl.bsky.social
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Vegan adventurer and English muesli-truther looking for partners in crime
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 7m
Why do Leeds and London get the Union Jack, but Manchester only gets the England flag?
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 10m
Remind me what the French did to their royal family around the time America was founded?
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 55m
Proud of all the yanks out there for #NoKingsDay

Don't let up. Keep going until the GOP is nothing but a bad memory.
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 56m
Do they have their own gravitational pull?
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 58m
See, THIS is what America should be (but with free healthcare, a 4 day working week, 1 year maternity leave and a 100% wealth tax on earnings and capital gains over $200000)
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 1d
Actually motivated myself to put up the curtain rail I've been meaning to do for nine years.
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 1d
I really hate his voice
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 1d
They've never won a war without outside support
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 1d
People don't need to ask. We know when you're American
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 1d
America is a nation of barbarians
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 1d
Literally brownshirts
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 1d
You think I like the British? Nope. Fuck us too. But at least we have free healthcare.
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 2d
So you don't choose the bear?
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 2d
I'd choose the bear over an American, regardless of gender
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 2d
No, I definitely distrust all Americans. This isn't a new thing, you guys have been fucking arseholes for a looooong time
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 2d
The violent ones will be too
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 2d
Couldn't see past his flag, probably
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 2d
We're well aware of that and there will be fucking riots if that ever happens. Not just people marching. Cities on fire.
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 2d
You're right, of course, but you also have to understand that enough of you ARE the enemy that we can't trust ANY of you. Like when a nice guy says #NotAllMen. You get it right? #NotAllAmericans doesn't work.
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 2d
#NotAllAmericans might have worked in 2016. Not now.
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 2d
I was hoping for an explanation too but he blocked me..oh well.
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 2d
Exactly. Until that changes, all Americans are presumed hostile until proven otherwise.
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 2d
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign... no it isn't. Break free of your brainwashing. America is the bad guy.
Foreign interventions by the United States - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 2d
Also "my ancestors" created the NHS which is why we have free healthcare here, so on yer bike mate.
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Karl "Helo" Agathon @2karl.bsky.social · 2d
Not zero solutions. I suggest violently overthrowing the government, which is exactly how your shit country was created.