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what new indignity does today hold
Reposting this for 30,000 no particular reasons
Final round interview with big fancy tech company scheduled 🤞🤞🤞 inshallah I will finally realize my destiny of being an overpaid West coast tech bro
I have submitted one (1) job application. Please clap.
October 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Reposting this for 30,000 no particular reasons
You are like a little baby
I'm noticing a significant increase in my "throw all my electronics into the ocean and go live in the woods" urges which usually isn't a sign that things are going great
September 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
You are like a little baby
Slightly diminish a band: The Spin LPNs
Slightly diminish a band: Taylor Slightly Faster Than Average
slightly diminish a band:
Upset! at the Disco
Upset! at the Disco
August 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Slightly diminish a band: The Spin LPNs
Slightly diminish a band: The Artist Formerly Known As Duke
Slightly diminish a band name
Mild unease! At the disco
Mild unease! At the disco
Slightly diminish a band
Fox Alice
Fox Alice
August 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Slightly diminish a band: The Artist Formerly Known As Duke
Slightly diminish a band: Mildly Uncomfortable
August 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Mildly Uncomfortable
Slightly diminish a band: Taylor Slightly Faster Than Average
slightly diminish a band:
Upset! at the Disco
Upset! at the Disco
slightly diminish a band:
Cannibal Just Sleeping
Cannibal Just Sleeping
August 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Taylor Slightly Faster Than Average
Slightly diminish a band: 1pac
Slightly diminish a band:
Stumble Out Boy
Stumble Out Boy
Slightly diminish a band:
Princes of Leon
Princes of Leon
August 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Slightly diminish a band: 1pac
Slightly diminish a band: Hard of Hearing Leppard
Slightly diminish a band:
Five Finger Hawaiian Punch
Five Finger Hawaiian Punch
Slightly diminish a band:
Stumble Out Boy
Stumble Out Boy
August 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Hard of Hearing Leppard
Slightly diminish a band: A Really Good Circle
slightly diminish a band: the Barely Dented Pumpkins
Slightly diminish a band: The Only Mostly Dead Kennedys
August 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Slightly diminish a band: A Really Good Circle
This is one of those days where I really need someone to tell me everything's going to be okay
July 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This is one of those days where I really need someone to tell me everything's going to be okay
Oh are we doing bean discourse again?
July 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Oh are we doing bean discourse again?
I am currently on the toilet. My three year old is banging on the door yelling "Daddy don't pee!" FML
July 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I am currently on the toilet. My three year old is banging on the door yelling "Daddy don't pee!" FML
what new indignity does today hold
June 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
what new indignity does today hold
Pandora woke up today and chose violence
June 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Pandora woke up today and chose violence
To whoever taught my child how to say "I don't want to" what is your problem man
May 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
To whoever taught my child how to say "I don't want to" what is your problem man
is the Kool-Aid Man the jar or the liquid
*googles kool aid man* makes sense
*googles jarman* wait what is happen-OH MY GOD
*googles kool aid man* makes sense
*googles jarman* wait what is happen-OH MY GOD
May 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
is the Kool-Aid Man the jar or the liquid
*googles kool aid man* makes sense
*googles jarman* wait what is happen-OH MY GOD
*googles kool aid man* makes sense
*googles jarman* wait what is happen-OH MY GOD
Would you still love me if I was...
If you like General Greivous, wait until you meet...
May 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Would you still love me if I was...
I have a great Sisyphus joke but it's - wait, I fucked up, let me start over
I've got a great Theseus joke, but it's been reworked so many times you have to hear the original too, or it's just not the same.
I got a great Odysseus joke, but it got lost and takes forever to come back
April 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I have a great Sisyphus joke but it's - wait, I fucked up, let me start over
You know, I've lived in some pretty liberal areas but I didn't know I was moving to a city with a goddamn statue of Lenin in it
March 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You know, I've lived in some pretty liberal areas but I didn't know I was moving to a city with a goddamn statue of Lenin in it
Slice of life: trying not to choke up while asking my daughter if I can take one of the pictures she brought home from daycare because we're going to be apart for a couple months. She runs away and grabs three more drawings for me to take with me
March 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Slice of life: trying not to choke up while asking my daughter if I can take one of the pictures she brought home from daycare because we're going to be apart for a couple months. She runs away and grabs three more drawings for me to take with me
Chicken meatballs are both the worst way to prepare chicken and the worst way to make meatballs
March 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Chicken meatballs are both the worst way to prepare chicken and the worst way to make meatballs
I woke up in the middle of the night, fed you a bottle, changed your diaper, and now you need to be *rocked* to go back to sleep? Christ what a baby
March 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I woke up in the middle of the night, fed you a bottle, changed your diaper, and now you need to be *rocked* to go back to sleep? Christ what a baby
I had forgotten just how truly terrible newborns are
March 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I had forgotten just how truly terrible newborns are
Life with a newborn. Please just kill me
March 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Life with a newborn. Please just kill me