ZoomZoom91
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🚴♀️🐈⬛🍸🇺🇦 IT guy, mountain biker, environmentalist, ashamed Florida Native, historian, cat juggler. Martinis are gin, dammit! My skills: 50% talent, 50% Google, 10% math. History major, I suck at math. Once found a ginger cat at 7-11, so I named him Slurpee.
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Dammit, xkcd isn't supposed to make me tear up...
![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Dammit, xkcd isn't supposed to make me tear up...
What the actual fuck is "aggressively chalking a crosswalk"?
How does the State Attorney's office or a judge not do a complete spit take laughing that out of court?
--- Protestors arrested for chalking at Pulse Memorial crosswalk receive citations – WFTV share.google/ZRe6Q1CeXs2d...
#pulse
How does the State Attorney's office or a judge not do a complete spit take laughing that out of court?
--- Protestors arrested for chalking at Pulse Memorial crosswalk receive citations – WFTV share.google/ZRe6Q1CeXs2d...
#pulse
Protestors arrested for chalking at Pulse Memorial crosswalk receive citations
share.google
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What the actual fuck is "aggressively chalking a crosswalk"?
How does the State Attorney's office or a judge not do a complete spit take laughing that out of court?
--- Protestors arrested for chalking at Pulse Memorial crosswalk receive citations – WFTV share.google/ZRe6Q1CeXs2d...
#pulse
How does the State Attorney's office or a judge not do a complete spit take laughing that out of court?
--- Protestors arrested for chalking at Pulse Memorial crosswalk receive citations – WFTV share.google/ZRe6Q1CeXs2d...
#pulse
If she sees anybody around her wearing a beret and smoking a cheap cigarette, and looking at her with a mild bit of disgust at her blatant rude American-ness, she should probably run, that's a legionnaire.
First time since the 1960s that I've seen the word "Legionnaires" where it wasn't immediately followed by the word "Disease."
Is she really talking about these guys?
Wouldn't they be kinda ... you know ... CONSPICUOUS at a Charlie Kirk appearance?
Is she really talking about these guys?
Wouldn't they be kinda ... you know ... CONSPICUOUS at a Charlie Kirk appearance?
a group of soldiers are standing in a line holding buckets in their hands .
ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a line holding buckets in their hands .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If she sees anybody around her wearing a beret and smoking a cheap cigarette, and looking at her with a mild bit of disgust at her blatant rude American-ness, she should probably run, that's a legionnaire.
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🕯️Rest in peace hero. In Ukraine, every home carries pain. Every street, every corner feels the same grief. We are one nation. When one family loses a loved one, we all lose them. Their sorrow is our sorrow. We will never forget and we will never forgive russians.
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
🕯️Rest in peace hero. In Ukraine, every home carries pain. Every street, every corner feels the same grief. We are one nation. When one family loses a loved one, we all lose them. Their sorrow is our sorrow. We will never forget and we will never forgive russians.
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American minds were poisoned and conned by propaganda on Twitter.
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
American minds were poisoned and conned by propaganda on Twitter.
Well now we know what happened with the MTG resignation.
There's a new MTG out and they had to move the old MTG off of the shelves.
There's a new MTG out and they had to move the old MTG off of the shelves.
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Well now we know what happened with the MTG resignation.
There's a new MTG out and they had to move the old MTG off of the shelves.
There's a new MTG out and they had to move the old MTG off of the shelves.
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THIS IS SO GOOD
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
THIS IS SO GOOD
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November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
They say if you put lipstick on a pig... He might get some on Bubba's cigar. Or something like that? I don't know, maybe I'm mixing my metaphors...
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
They say if you put lipstick on a pig... He might get some on Bubba's cigar. Or something like that? I don't know, maybe I'm mixing my metaphors...
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The headlines you’re seeing right now are NOT random. They’re coordinated. And they’re the opening shot of what’s coming next. 🔥👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The headlines you’re seeing right now are NOT random. They’re coordinated. And they’re the opening shot of what’s coming next. 🔥👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
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I know Monica Lewinsky spit out her coffee this morning
It is not confirmed who “Bubba” is; Bill Clinton is widely known by that nickname. The allegation that Putin possesses images of oral sex between Donald Trump & Clinton points to the potential kompromat & blackmail Russia may hold, and whether Epstein supplied it. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I know Monica Lewinsky spit out her coffee this morning
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We are so lucky that Republicans and MAGAs are the lowest common denominator in both morals and intelligence. As we see from the Epstein emails, they're all freakin' dummies. Classic corporate mentality of promoting failure. If they were actually smart, the world would be in a whole lotta trouble.
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
We are so lucky that Republicans and MAGAs are the lowest common denominator in both morals and intelligence. As we see from the Epstein emails, they're all freakin' dummies. Classic corporate mentality of promoting failure. If they were actually smart, the world would be in a whole lotta trouble.
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The GOP is upset that if the administration were more capable of keeping its story straight, it would have been able to bury this. I'm not talking about giving child rape good PR. Smarter criminals would have been able to cover this up and help the GOP continue to use Trump to rape the USA.
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The GOP is upset that if the administration were more capable of keeping its story straight, it would have been able to bury this. I'm not talking about giving child rape good PR. Smarter criminals would have been able to cover this up and help the GOP continue to use Trump to rape the USA.
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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Cull the Democratic Party. Systematically chip away all the weak, corporate centrists and corrupt, gutless elected officials who refuse to fight and instead suck at the teat of the oligarchy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Cull the Democratic Party. Systematically chip away all the weak, corporate centrists and corrupt, gutless elected officials who refuse to fight and instead suck at the teat of the oligarchy.
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This has me thinking about a mahogany box lined in ruffled cream satin.
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This has me thinking about a mahogany box lined in ruffled cream satin.
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
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dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience
October 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience
Hm, this seems like this model paint company might be trolling someone???
October 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hm, this seems like this model paint company might be trolling someone???
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👏 "There aren't many fools in the army, but they're very cleverly positioned." The story of a Hero of Ukraine who flew missions to Azovstal and Snake Island
"There aren't many fools in the army, but they're very cleverly positioned." The story of a Hero of Ukraine who flew missions to Azovstal and Snake Island
The story of Yevhen Soloviov, a senior flight safety inspector in the Army Aviation Flight Safety Service of the Ukrainian Ground Forces.
www.pravda.com.ua
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
👏 "There aren't many fools in the army, but they're very cleverly positioned." The story of a Hero of Ukraine who flew missions to Azovstal and Snake Island
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I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
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Q: Why are my electricity bills going up?
A: You are likely (a) in a region impacted by Trump tariffs and retaliatory price hikes in electricity from Canada, or (b) in a region subsidizing billionaire-owned data farms for AI or crypto mining.
It’s not because of immigrants or drag queens.
A: You are likely (a) in a region impacted by Trump tariffs and retaliatory price hikes in electricity from Canada, or (b) in a region subsidizing billionaire-owned data farms for AI or crypto mining.
It’s not because of immigrants or drag queens.
October 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Q: Why are my electricity bills going up?
A: You are likely (a) in a region impacted by Trump tariffs and retaliatory price hikes in electricity from Canada, or (b) in a region subsidizing billionaire-owned data farms for AI or crypto mining.
It’s not because of immigrants or drag queens.
A: You are likely (a) in a region impacted by Trump tariffs and retaliatory price hikes in electricity from Canada, or (b) in a region subsidizing billionaire-owned data farms for AI or crypto mining.
It’s not because of immigrants or drag queens.