ZoomZoom91
@zoomzoom91.bsky.social
🚴♀️🐈⬛🍸🇺🇦 IT guy, mountain biker, environmentalist, ashamed Florida Native, historian, cat juggler. Martinis are gin, dammit! My skills: 50% talent, 50% Google, 10% math. History major, I suck at math. Once found a ginger cat at 7-11, so I named him Slurpee.
Tell me how you get a divorce without saying"divorce"... Your unwanted spouse just goes away, without having any of the normal financial and relationship consequences that goes along with a divorce in the US. She gets sent to Brazil, you keep all your stuff and $$ and your son.
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Tell me how you get a divorce without saying"divorce"... Your unwanted spouse just goes away, without having any of the normal financial and relationship consequences that goes along with a divorce in the US. She gets sent to Brazil, you keep all your stuff and $$ and your son.
I could watch that every day.
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I could watch that every day.
My "better self" should have not mentioned it. But my pedantic ADHD self put an ugly beat down on my better self, as usual.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My "better self" should have not mentioned it. But my pedantic ADHD self put an ugly beat down on my better self, as usual.
Definitely agree with the sentiment, but Chris Hadfield was the one who did Major Tom on his guitar from the ISS.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Definitely agree with the sentiment, but Chris Hadfield was the one who did Major Tom on his guitar from the ISS.
Legos are too complicated for those two. Do they have a crayon car?
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Legos are too complicated for those two. Do they have a crayon car?
Your primary failure of logic here is that you aren't taking into account that Comer slightly less intelligent than a concrete block.
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Your primary failure of logic here is that you aren't taking into account that Comer slightly less intelligent than a concrete block.
The DNC is complicit in the actions of the last decade that got us here in the first place. They have no agency or relevance.
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The DNC is complicit in the actions of the last decade that got us here in the first place. They have no agency or relevance.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Every other reporter there with her should have asked the greasy porker-in-chief to clarify what he said, and to please spell "piggy" for them for their quote.
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Every other reporter there with her should have asked the greasy porker-in-chief to clarify what he said, and to please spell "piggy" for them for their quote.
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We are so lucky that Republicans and MAGAs are the lowest common denominator in both morals and intelligence. As we see from the Epstein emails, they're all freakin' dummies. Classic corporate mentality of promoting failure. If they were actually smart, the world would be in a whole lotta trouble.
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
We are so lucky that Republicans and MAGAs are the lowest common denominator in both morals and intelligence. As we see from the Epstein emails, they're all freakin' dummies. Classic corporate mentality of promoting failure. If they were actually smart, the world would be in a whole lotta trouble.