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@zerocrossing.bsky.social
Liberal. Music and sound design for games and movies. Sarcastic. Silly dad. Cat herder. There's a place beyond the wormhole, a place that only lovers know. Science is a process. If you DM me with small talk, you will be blocked. I’m fine. Both kinds.
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Trump’s just shaking things up. You know, like a parent that shakes their crying baby to death.
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Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie bc it includes a song with the lyrics, "your future is a horror story written by your crimes" & nothing says Christmas cheer more than that. Also Michael Caine deserved all the awards for that performance. Perfection. No notes.
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie bc it includes a song with the lyrics, "your future is a horror story written by your crimes" & nothing says Christmas cheer more than that. Also Michael Caine deserved all the awards for that performance. Perfection. No notes.
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Say what you want about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly passing schools...
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Say what you want about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly passing schools...
I feel like I wasted my spy training, preparing for war with Canada. I watched Strange Brew 27 times and my “take off, hoser,” is sublime. I could infiltrate any Canadian bar.
December 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I feel like I wasted my spy training, preparing for war with Canada. I watched Strange Brew 27 times and my “take off, hoser,” is sublime. I could infiltrate any Canadian bar.
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I’m going to start calling dinner “supper.”
December 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’m going to start calling dinner “supper.”
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Kristi Noem claimed a few months ago that they arrested the girlfriend of the leader of Antifa and that was going to lead to the prosecution of the entire “organization.” What happened with that? Any updates?
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Kristi Noem claimed a few months ago that they arrested the girlfriend of the leader of Antifa and that was going to lead to the prosecution of the entire “organization.” What happened with that? Any updates?
That’s no tree!
December 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
That’s no tree!
If I see that grayed out reply button, I’m not liking your post. You can go fuck yourself. This is social media, not antisocial media. That’s twitter.
December 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If I see that grayed out reply button, I’m not liking your post. You can go fuck yourself. This is social media, not antisocial media. That’s twitter.
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From President Zelensky's official telegram account.
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
From President Zelensky's official telegram account.
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My twin pregnancy and their birth plus NICU stay cost about a quarter of a million dollars. I can promise there has never been more than $2,000 in my husband's flex account.
Rich people are so out of touch with what the working poor have to deal with.
Rich people are so out of touch with what the working poor have to deal with.
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My twin pregnancy and their birth plus NICU stay cost about a quarter of a million dollars. I can promise there has never been more than $2,000 in my husband's flex account.
Rich people are so out of touch with what the working poor have to deal with.
Rich people are so out of touch with what the working poor have to deal with.
The fact that Republicans think that Health accounts are a good substitute for insurance shows me that Republicans don't understand either, or are actively trying to kill people.
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The fact that Republicans think that Health accounts are a good substitute for insurance shows me that Republicans don't understand either, or are actively trying to kill people.
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Cooties were thought to be irradiated from the United States, but since RFK Jr’s anti ‘jections-without-holding policy it’s coming back. Boys only.
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Cooties were thought to be irradiated from the United States, but since RFK Jr’s anti ‘jections-without-holding policy it’s coming back. Boys only.
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Guys, I'm inundated with holiday stuff so if you're gonna show me the Epstein photos could you just put them in the form of one of those cheesy Vistaprint holiday calendars
December 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Guys, I'm inundated with holiday stuff so if you're gonna show me the Epstein photos could you just put them in the form of one of those cheesy Vistaprint holiday calendars
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We have shorthand for this: MAGA.
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We have shorthand for this: MAGA.
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thedemocraticcoalition
We can't grow numb to his vicious racism and knuckle-dragging, ignorant bigotry. We must call it out loud and clear so society's children don't learn to hate from this disgusting and broken man (Trump).
We can't grow numb to his vicious racism and knuckle-dragging, ignorant bigotry. We must call it out loud and clear so society's children don't learn to hate from this disgusting and broken man (Trump).
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
thedemocraticcoalition
We can't grow numb to his vicious racism and knuckle-dragging, ignorant bigotry. We must call it out loud and clear so society's children don't learn to hate from this disgusting and broken man (Trump).
We can't grow numb to his vicious racism and knuckle-dragging, ignorant bigotry. We must call it out loud and clear so society's children don't learn to hate from this disgusting and broken man (Trump).
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BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
My cats are suspiciously uninterested in the Christmas tree. I don’t like it. What are they planning?
a man says something seems really sketchy about this while wearing a sweater
ALT: a man says something seems really sketchy about this while wearing a sweater
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My cats are suspiciously uninterested in the Christmas tree. I don’t like it. What are they planning?
“Affordability” is both a non existent Democrat hoax, and something Trump says he will fix.
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“Affordability” is both a non existent Democrat hoax, and something Trump says he will fix.
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It wasn’t even close.
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It wasn’t even close.
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