I live with my 4 girlfriends:
Nita: She's a Head Chef. We're engaged. Our girlfriends are:
Manda: She's in sales/marketing.
Jen: She takes care of our flat.
Helen: She works at same place as me.
We have 5 cheeky foster kids and 6 idiot cats!
Never a dull moment!
This is what a police state looks like.
This is what a police state looks like.
They had a great chat, got her and doggo a takeaway and a list of things she needs. We'll sort them tomorrow. 🤗
They had a great chat, got her and doggo a takeaway and a list of things she needs. We'll sort them tomorrow. 🤗
And it will be interesting to see which side of the fence Trump is on..... 🤔
The only time UN Article 5 has been invoked was after 9-11 and the UK, along with many other countries, sprang to the defence of the USA
Trump is now undermining the EU and the UK to cosy up to Russia
What an absolute betrayal
And it will be interesting to see which side of the fence Trump is on..... 🤔
This is state violence. This is terror. And this is exactly what Trump’s America unleashes on our communities.
This is state violence. This is terror. And this is exactly what Trump’s America unleashes on our communities.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Manda's a star. She'll have made Jen's day and saved me a slap!
Manda's a star. She'll have made Jen's day and saved me a slap!
Annie: "Auntie Sez. I'm done in time for snooker."
Me: "Coolio. Show Auntie Jen your work."
Annie whispers: "Erm. It's maths. That's your field. Auntie Jen's a bit thicko with numbers."
Jen: "I'm literally sat here you twats!" 😬🤫😆😆
Annie: "Auntie Sez. I'm done in time for snooker."
Me: "Coolio. Show Auntie Jen your work."
Annie whispers: "Erm. It's maths. That's your field. Auntie Jen's a bit thicko with numbers."
Jen: "I'm literally sat here you twats!" 😬🤫😆😆
"I'm promoting Moogs [childhood nickname] to Operations Manager as of now. I know it will be hard taking instructions from a Negro but please try."
Moogs: "Serious? I'm being promoted? Gimme a hug you fake racist lezza!"
Moogs is fucking great!🤗
"I'm promoting Moogs [childhood nickname] to Operations Manager as of now. I know it will be hard taking instructions from a Negro but please try."
Moogs: "Serious? I'm being promoted? Gimme a hug you fake racist lezza!"
Moogs is fucking great!🤗
"I'm promoting Moogs [childhood nickname] to Operations Manager as of now. I know it will be hard taking instructions from a Negro but please try."
Moogs: "Serious? I'm being promoted? Gimme a hug you fake racist lezza!"
Moogs is fucking great!🤗
Me: "Slasher? Does he carry a knife???"
Contact: "No. He pisses the bed."
#ThisIsAllTrue #WetMattress #Hovis
Me: "Slasher? Does he carry a knife???"
Contact: "No. He pisses the bed."
#ThisIsAllTrue #WetMattress #Hovis
It's so lifelike that it faked a headache, rolled over and pretended to snore! #ThisIsAllTrue 😜
It's so lifelike that it faked a headache, rolled over and pretended to snore! #ThisIsAllTrue 😜
I ensure my staff earn enough to not qualify for in-work benefits and have enough money to enjoy life and have spends.
I want them to like coming to work. They are happy and work harder.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
I ensure my staff earn enough to not qualify for in-work benefits and have enough money to enjoy life and have spends.
I want them to like coming to work. They are happy and work harder.
Or as the shop assistant in Ann Summers called it, 'A MASSIVE DILDO!' #ThisIsAllTrue 😳
Or as the shop assistant in Ann Summers called it, 'A MASSIVE DILDO!' #ThisIsAllTrue 😳
America: Sort your shit out!
America: Sort your shit out!
SEZ TIP: Only EVER see the last show of the run because the actors are drunk and don't give a shit. It's soooo funny!
SEZ TIP: Only EVER see the last show of the run because the actors are drunk and don't give a shit. It's soooo funny!