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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 9h

I had no idea my mate @mikelincs.bsky.social is a biker!

He can't half peddle like fuck on his Raleigh Chopper! #ThisIsAllTrue

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 10h

Meh. I'm used to the taste of ass cos I vote Trump!

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 10h

12yo Annie's popped round after finishing her schoolwork. She's asking for work in our businesses for pocket money cos we're taking her to Manchester on 26th to see Fields Of The Nephilim and she wants to get 'gothed up' with a new wardrobe! 😉🤗🥰

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 10h

Scammer!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 10h

Scammer

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 10h

Scammer.

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 10h

You book THREE a week you bum slag!!!

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 14h

Chump's Making More Money
Illegally As President, than He Ever
Made Before Out of Government...

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 11h

I hear there's an 'ass to mouth' kink....

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 11h

I've had one down my throat before and that was horrible!

The arse one will be a new experience...

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 12h

If any of my gay mates fancy wearing a blond wig and taking my place in having something stuck up your bum then gimme a shout! 😉😘

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 12h

Hospital called to book an appointment for a camera up my arse and down my throat! She asked "And how do you feel about that?"

Me: "Well I'm not bloody happy and dancing!"

My doctor had convinced himself I have arse cancer cos iron tablets he gave me caused stomach ache & I didn't shit for 2 days!

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 12h

Hospital called to book an appointment for a camera up my arse and down my throat! She asked "And how do you feel about that?"

Me: "Well I'm not bloody happy and dancing!"

My doctor had convinced himself I have arse cancer cos iron tablets he gave me caused stomach ache & I didn't shit for 2 days!

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 12h

Our two 16yo girlies have been buying pallets of returns to sell online.

I've told them I can get them a two month lease on a high street shop for £150 a week in run up to Xmas.

I'll lend them the cash for a cut. They're up for it!

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 12h

I've been learning how to speak Scottish!

Basically at every shop checkout you exclaim "'OW MUCH?!"

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 13h

Number 50 in #SezFunFacts series where I give you true trivia to distract you from the fact the world is turning to shit.

Ewan McGregor's brother is a fighter pilot. His call sign is 'Obi Two.'

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 13h

No, these are UK fraudsters but I'm certain it's happening in the US.

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 13h

My mate owns a wood. A hermit-like guy manages it in exchange for living in a shack there. He cuts logs and makes charcoal.

I picked up some logs today. I bartered him for shopping, tobacco and whisky! Old school trade!

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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 13h

To all you patriots (and UK authorities)

Is this not political interference of the most egregious and socially divisive kind?

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 13h

I'm seeing lots of new property scams lately. Company preys on people in dire straits, buys their house for massive discount, gives them a tenancy agreement.

They then remortgage the property to the hilt and don't make repayments. Result: Home repossessed and family are homeless.

Scum tactics!

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 14h

Hey @williamsdavid1.bsky.social. You are using FAKE PICS you scamming little turd!

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Lady Bee Middlemast-Neal @mistyswoman.bsky.social · 14h

#SPotTheScammer

@williamsdavid1.bsky.social claims to be a widowed father🚩& orthopedic surgeon doctor🚩
Using pics of Prof Dr Ekmel Tezel, whose images are in prolific use on dating sites, scraped from the internet and his Instagram account.
www.ekmeltezel.com
www.instagram.com/prof.dr.ekme...

Instagram

Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.

www.instagram.com

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Lady Bee Middlemast-Neal @mistyswoman.bsky.social · 14h

#SpotTheScammer

@kim2580.bsky.social yet another fake Ugandan animal rescue account. These ghouls torture and starve the animals they're claiming to help. www.animal-kind.org/post/update-...

Update of our July 2024 article: Avoid getting scammed by the animal rescue scam

Animal-Kind International updated their article about how to avoid being scammed by the animal rescue scammers in Uganda-and beyond.

www.animal-kind.org

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Lady Bee Middlemast-Neal @mistyswoman.bsky.social · 14h

#SPotTheScammer

@pawsvoice.bsky.social this account was reported 4 months ago and is still live; it's scraping content from the internet and is NOT a genuine rescue.

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 14h

I reported this fucker months ago! How are they still going?

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 14h

Last year, Cancer Research UK's shops turned over £128,800,000 and showed costs of £120,000,000.

Just £800,000 profit? How? Volunteers, donated goods, most pay reduced/zero rent and ALL pay no business rates!

It goes on bloated salaries and perks for the higher-ups!

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