Samsquanch
@zerhackermann.bsky.social
Roaming the damp woods, mumbling to itself about truck camping, motorcycles and roleplaying games. A sasquatch, bigfoot, Mossferatu. Instigator of Initiative Rolls. I am the liberal Fox News warned you about
I have a plan. diagrams.
I do not envy the next Democratic president. The task of bringing all these criminals to justice while trying to piece back together the very foundations of our government and institutions will be daunting.
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have a plan. diagrams.
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Anyone want Daddy’s kebab for dinner?
December 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Anyone want Daddy’s kebab for dinner?
Jabba the Cakes.
December 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Jabba the Cakes.
I never did figure out how he managed to ride such distances with that wee peanut tank. Must have been the amazing efficiency of that old sportster.
December 20, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I never did figure out how he managed to ride such distances with that wee peanut tank. Must have been the amazing efficiency of that old sportster.
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The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go…
(oh boy....)
(oh boy....)
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go…
(oh boy....)
(oh boy....)
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The Epstein files have arrived.
December 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The Epstein files have arrived.
"Spotty" is realyn underselling it. every single company that had anything to do with anyones data mismanages it. just today I read an article about LG pushing copiot to its TVs. after drame they might "allow users to delete it". the fuck? you need to be asking permission to put shit onmy property..
Even if age verification laws require data deletion, you have to trust every website and third-party verifier will actually do it. That's a lot of faith to place in companies with spotty track records—and a risk that doesn't exist when a bartender just glances at your ID. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
Why Isn’t Online Age Verification Just Like Showing Your ID In Person?
This blog also appears in our Age Verification Resource Hub: our one-stop shop for users seeking to understand what age-gating laws actually do, what’s at stake, how to protect yourself, and why EFF
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December 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"Spotty" is realyn underselling it. every single company that had anything to do with anyones data mismanages it. just today I read an article about LG pushing copiot to its TVs. after drame they might "allow users to delete it". the fuck? you need to be asking permission to put shit onmy property..
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THis guy is an absolute unit of a mensch. He is the epitome of travel being fatal to bigotry and ignorance.
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December 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
THis guy is an absolute unit of a mensch. He is the epitome of travel being fatal to bigotry and ignorance.
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well ther eis redacting and there is *redacting* cynical me thinks "yeah they gonna hide trump and allies" the hopeful me thinks "yeah keep the victims names out unless they declare they want them in the clear."
We will see which wolf gets fed.
We will see which wolf gets fed.
BREAKING: Justice Department is reportedly rapidly redacting the Epstein files before release tomorrow, per CNN
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
well ther eis redacting and there is *redacting* cynical me thinks "yeah they gonna hide trump and allies" the hopeful me thinks "yeah keep the victims names out unless they declare they want them in the clear."
We will see which wolf gets fed.
We will see which wolf gets fed.
This is fucking horrifying. I remember the exploding Ford Pintos and the intense scrutiny Ford got. and I dont even trust electric windows. about 5 minutes in there is a description of all the puzzles that have to be solved by a crash victim in order to get the fuck out.
As an ex-Tesla owner, I can absolutely confirm that the doors are a death trap in an accident
The front release mechanisms aren't obvious, but the ones in the back of the most popular models the 3 and Y are literally hidden
I made sure my family knew about them, but many owners wouldn't even know
The front release mechanisms aren't obvious, but the ones in the back of the most popular models the 3 and Y are literally hidden
I made sure my family knew about them, but many owners wouldn't even know
Tesla’s Dangerous Doors
A number of fatal car crashes involving Tesla vehicles has prompted increased scrutiny of its electric doors, triggering lawsuits over whether the design can leave passengers trapped. (Source: Bloombe...
www.bloomberg.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This is fucking horrifying. I remember the exploding Ford Pintos and the intense scrutiny Ford got. and I dont even trust electric windows. about 5 minutes in there is a description of all the puzzles that have to be solved by a crash victim in order to get the fuck out.
Good. Ive been saying that not spending in the US *helps* the cause. forcing business interest to align with the majority in demanding regime change.
Something extraordinary and deeply humiliating is happening to the United States.
Canadians aren’t just skipping trips they’re quietly boycotting America.
In 2025, travel from Canada 🇨🇦 to the U.S. fell 40%.
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...
Canadians aren’t just skipping trips they’re quietly boycotting America.
In 2025, travel from Canada 🇨🇦 to the U.S. fell 40%.
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...
🇨🇦✈️ A 40% COLLAPSE: Canada Has Quietly Boycotted the United States — And It’s Costing America Billions
The latest US tourism numbers are out and the devastation is staggering.
open.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Good. Ive been saying that not spending in the US *helps* the cause. forcing business interest to align with the majority in demanding regime change.
Recently an online pal proposed a business idea:
"Reverse Medi-Jet. instead of paying monthly for a guaranteed flight to the US in an medical emergency, it flies you OUT of the US for medical care"
other than the obvious, I find nothing wrong with this plan.
"Reverse Medi-Jet. instead of paying monthly for a guaranteed flight to the US in an medical emergency, it flies you OUT of the US for medical care"
other than the obvious, I find nothing wrong with this plan.
December 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Recently an online pal proposed a business idea:
"Reverse Medi-Jet. instead of paying monthly for a guaranteed flight to the US in an medical emergency, it flies you OUT of the US for medical care"
other than the obvious, I find nothing wrong with this plan.
"Reverse Medi-Jet. instead of paying monthly for a guaranteed flight to the US in an medical emergency, it flies you OUT of the US for medical care"
other than the obvious, I find nothing wrong with this plan.
Oh yes.
past company. Corporate: party was a sheet cake and punch in the break room. Hell.
startup company: big lavish shindig. debauchery. But I could find a corner near the good booze and take up station. Not bad.
past company. Corporate: party was a sheet cake and punch in the break room. Hell.
startup company: big lavish shindig. debauchery. But I could find a corner near the good booze and take up station. Not bad.
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Oh yes.
past company. Corporate: party was a sheet cake and punch in the break room. Hell.
startup company: big lavish shindig. debauchery. But I could find a corner near the good booze and take up station. Not bad.
past company. Corporate: party was a sheet cake and punch in the break room. Hell.
startup company: big lavish shindig. debauchery. But I could find a corner near the good booze and take up station. Not bad.
Using a GIF, pic, or vid share how you are feeling today
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Using a GIF, pic, or vid share how you are feeling today
Sisu is great. I havent seen the Sequel yet. I stumbled ont he first one. I was gleefully enjoying it but trying to figure out why...until...I realized "This is pretty much what my RPG game sessions are like"
What if you mixed John Wick with a war movie, shot it a bit like a spaghetti western?
IMO, you’d get the Sisu movies. First one is a bit gritty & the second is over the top.
Which is saying something, considering some of the scenes from the first.
Recommended 👍🏽👍🏽
youtu.be/VmStqCXIgio?...
IMO, you’d get the Sisu movies. First one is a bit gritty & the second is over the top.
Which is saying something, considering some of the scenes from the first.
Recommended 👍🏽👍🏽
youtu.be/VmStqCXIgio?...
SISU: ROAD TO REVENGE - Official Trailer (HD)
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Sisu is great. I havent seen the Sequel yet. I stumbled ont he first one. I was gleefully enjoying it but trying to figure out why...until...I realized "This is pretty much what my RPG game sessions are like"
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Sorry, I didn’t get to any Christmas posts earlier. Here’s one.
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sorry, I didn’t get to any Christmas posts earlier. Here’s one.
