Zerglinator
@zerglinator.bsky.social
welcome to the Wamdus Vaalmonica Zone
32 he/him
32 he/him
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bro they had to be up way past their bed time when they made this 😂
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
bro they had to be up way past their bed time when they made this 😂
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
they're saying I'm the Apotheosis of the Blade around the office but idk about any of that
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
they're saying I'm the Apotheosis of the Blade around the office but idk about any of that
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How'd he pull that guy's heart out without him dying?
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
How'd he pull that guy's heart out without him dying?
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i was not familiar with her game
![Selection: What do you say to that, Kawakami Princess? Is [text is cut off - I think it said “Is that true?”]
Kawakami Princess: No, it isn't! Whether or not he can become a princess all depends on his mindset and effort!
Lady in a Dress: What?!
Kawakami Princess: I believe that a princess is someone who never gives up. And how one becomes that princess is different for everyone!
Kawakami Princess: Just as my vision differs from yours, I'm sure the boy has his own idea of what being a princess entails.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ilycrkmzmwzsg6nllotesc2n/bafkreicmhqhwff36ol4465vggnjscpbktf7x4ku5fyqlp3tbaxv5oojk3y@jpeg)
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i was not familiar with her game
if you gather enough blood crystals you can evolve your Dracula into a Blood Dracula
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
if you gather enough blood crystals you can evolve your Dracula into a Blood Dracula
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*horniest woman who's ever lived voice*: you want me so bad it makes you look snupid
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
*horniest woman who's ever lived voice*: you want me so bad it makes you look snupid
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Vanillaware, I have no idea what your ongoing hangup with PC gaming is, but all I want is to have an easy way to play Dragon's Crown online with my friends. Let's make that happen.
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Vanillaware, I have no idea what your ongoing hangup with PC gaming is, but all I want is to have an easy way to play Dragon's Crown online with my friends. Let's make that happen.
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i just had to visualize the fit
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i just had to visualize the fit
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I'm thinking about them forever and ever and ever and ever
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm thinking about them forever and ever and ever and ever
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had a dream nintendo released a mario 64 "director's cut" w/ a peach side story where she's trapped in the paintings/gets a plumber's outfit to do platforming in.
the dialogue was abstract/kingdom heartsy and she kept going on abt the water world she was lost in.
i was posting this when i woke up
the dialogue was abstract/kingdom heartsy and she kept going on abt the water world she was lost in.
i was posting this when i woke up
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
had a dream nintendo released a mario 64 "director's cut" w/ a peach side story where she's trapped in the paintings/gets a plumber's outfit to do platforming in.
the dialogue was abstract/kingdom heartsy and she kept going on abt the water world she was lost in.
i was posting this when i woke up
the dialogue was abstract/kingdom heartsy and she kept going on abt the water world she was lost in.
i was posting this when i woke up
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Avery, the pokemon character im very normal about
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Avery, the pokemon character im very normal about
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December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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It is always ethical to bully Amazon.
BANANA FISH no longer has an English dub on Amazon
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It is always ethical to bully Amazon.
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she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked
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I was asked to isolate this completely innocuous and totally standalone picture of Agnes Digital.
December 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I was asked to isolate this completely innocuous and totally standalone picture of Agnes Digital.
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symphogear but it's a late 80s tokusatsu show
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
symphogear but it's a late 80s tokusatsu show
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It's so funny I had a tweet go viral in my pre-twunk era while my profile pic was soaking wet twink Kylo Ren (I'd only just started working out seriously) and I *still* had people posting me on Hot Cat Dad
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It's so funny I had a tweet go viral in my pre-twunk era while my profile pic was soaking wet twink Kylo Ren (I'd only just started working out seriously) and I *still* had people posting me on Hot Cat Dad
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens