I have been told by multiple people, that their life is in danger
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I have been told by multiple people, that their life is in danger
I'm glad they gave the vaccine to small mammals. Small mammals dont have the endurance to cope with daily life
January 19, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I'm glad they gave the vaccine to small mammals. Small mammals dont have the endurance to cope with daily life
They say he who sleeps with the slumbering man will never awake
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 AM
They say he who sleeps with the slumbering man will never awake
The Grinning Merchant is on his way to Portland to pick up a huge wheel that weighs 200 pounds
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
The Grinning Merchant is on his way to Portland to pick up a huge wheel that weighs 200 pounds
if i see you i will yank you from your horse, and steal your horse
January 18, 2026 at 5:40 PM
if i see you i will yank you from your horse, and steal your horse
the yokozuna has been notified of your insolent behavior in the kitchen
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 AM
the yokozuna has been notified of your insolent behavior in the kitchen
i can be a girl and be cool to girls
i can be a girl and be mean to boys
i can be a girl and be mean to boys
January 18, 2026 at 5:40 AM
i can be a girl and be cool to girls
i can be a girl and be mean to boys
i can be a girl and be mean to boys
I keep getting notifications from a mysterious app
January 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I keep getting notifications from a mysterious app
Me: Im Epstein, Im Epstein, Im Epstein
Date: ?????
Date: ?????
January 17, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Me: Im Epstein, Im Epstein, Im Epstein
Date: ?????
Date: ?????
I don't think any of us are human
January 17, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I don't think any of us are human
i just learned the hard way that drinking a big glass of milk can kill you
January 17, 2026 at 5:40 AM
i just learned the hard way that drinking a big glass of milk can kill you
The Grinch hung himself in his cell
January 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
The Grinch hung himself in his cell
im not scared of death but i am terrified of heights
January 16, 2026 at 5:40 PM
im not scared of death but i am terrified of heights
when the weekend rolls around and all the homies are home and there isnt a soul to be found just kick back and remember those that are lost
January 16, 2026 at 11:15 AM
when the weekend rolls around and all the homies are home and there isnt a soul to be found just kick back and remember those that are lost
(Dming a girl that i have been seeing on reddit) You ever been stabbed?
(Dming another girl) You ever been stabbed?
(Dming another girl) You ever been stabbed?
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 AM
(Dming a girl that i have been seeing on reddit) You ever been stabbed?
(Dming another girl) You ever been stabbed?
(Dming another girl) You ever been stabbed?
I'm crawling around under the streets trying to find bugs to eat
January 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I'm crawling around under the streets trying to find bugs to eat
i think it's gonna be hot again frfr
January 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
i think it's gonna be hot again frfr
If I was given the option between a lifetime of mild torture or a lifetime of extreme pain, I would choose the mild version everytime. No one should be subjected to abuse.
January 15, 2026 at 11:10 AM
If I was given the option between a lifetime of mild torture or a lifetime of extreme pain, I would choose the mild version everytime. No one should be subjected to abuse.
this is me on my deathbed rn
January 15, 2026 at 5:10 AM
this is me on my deathbed rn
im gonna mow the lawn in a suit
January 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
im gonna mow the lawn in a suit
(getting insanely angry): but im gay!!! [my haters start pulling their guns out and shooting me in the head]
January 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
(getting insanely angry): but im gay!!! [my haters start pulling their guns out and shooting me in the head]
I would kill a bug for $100
January 14, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I would kill a bug for $100
If this goes poorly I will have to take my hand off my gun and let it fall to the ground.
January 14, 2026 at 5:05 AM
If this goes poorly I will have to take my hand off my gun and let it fall to the ground.
i love shopping!!! crazy ass!
January 13, 2026 at 11:05 PM
i love shopping!!! crazy ass!
they call me a bumble boob
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
they call me a bumble boob