you can see my ass hole if you look to there
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
you can see my ass hole if you look to there
I'ma steal some of your orange paint from your car.
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I'ma steal some of your orange paint from your car.
just made an account on facebook to tell everyone I have crabs
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
just made an account on facebook to tell everyone I have crabs
my balls are so itchy and hairy
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
my balls are so itchy and hairy
i love having covid and crabs
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i love having covid and crabs
my brain is being attacked by a strange presence
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
my brain is being attacked by a strange presence
i saw the president today. i said "oouhh, looks like the president ate." and motioned for him to get up so he could shake my hand
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i saw the president today. i said "oouhh, looks like the president ate." and motioned for him to get up so he could shake my hand
When your girl cries over dinner and you look away with embarassment
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
When your girl cries over dinner and you look away with embarassment
if you go to ur family doctor and say i have depression and anxiety they will say you're a fucking loser
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
if you go to ur family doctor and say i have depression and anxiety they will say you're a fucking loser
im a man of the clothiers caste
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
im a man of the clothiers caste
I'm starting a new business to try and lose my dads money
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm starting a new business to try and lose my dads money
The CDC should be called the Bureau of Presterious Cunt.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The CDC should be called the Bureau of Presterious Cunt.
just watched one hour of cranny channel. the hosts are always trying to get me to walk into the tv
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
just watched one hour of cranny channel. the hosts are always trying to get me to walk into the tv
[sees a website called "The Onion"] " Onion " ? What are you even reading? *gets hungry*
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 AM
[sees a website called "The Onion"] " Onion " ? What are you even reading? *gets hungry*
Pit bulls are the most physically and mentally ill animals you're ever likely to see. Extremely diseased.
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Pit bulls are the most physically and mentally ill animals you're ever likely to see. Extremely diseased.
If you are reading this text, you may have been infected by the Cryptid virus. Please clean it with soap and water or rub one out.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If you are reading this text, you may have been infected by the Cryptid virus. Please clean it with soap and water or rub one out.
I want to be executed by a firing squad for saying what i said
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I want to be executed by a firing squad for saying what i said
My dick is small because I weigh 135,000 pounds.
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
My dick is small because I weigh 135,000 pounds.
*showing you a picture of my toilet* a fly clogged my toilet
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
*showing you a picture of my toilet* a fly clogged my toilet
(seeing the latest viral poop trend i've never heard of and getting angry) fuck this
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
(seeing the latest viral poop trend i've never heard of and getting angry) fuck this
my botfly larvae died in a fire 19 years ago this week
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
my botfly larvae died in a fire 19 years ago this week
If my dick fell out while I was shaving I would be like na na na na na every day like my ipod stuck on replay
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
If my dick fell out while I was shaving I would be like na na na na na every day like my ipod stuck on replay
[hands you rotten funko pop] A little something I have been holding onto from my gaming days
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
[hands you rotten funko pop] A little something I have been holding onto from my gaming days
I saw a battle droid beheaded, stabbed and bludgeoned to death in 2005 in Cambodia.
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I saw a battle droid beheaded, stabbed and bludgeoned to death in 2005 in Cambodia.
[drooling] Pringles and Twix should be called SportDrink...
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
[drooling] Pringles and Twix should be called SportDrink...