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darrin @zenghiaro.bsky.social · 7h

Yayyy

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Nieveria @nieveria.lol · May 14

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Lina. @rabbitlegs.bsky.social · May 14

I got to the best part of FF7

A comic parodying a scene from Final Fantasy VII (1997).
- Panel 1:
Cloud and Sephiroth are standing on opposite ends of a corridor.
Sephiroth: "blah blah mother blah blah reunion"
- Panel 2:
Sephiroth (from offscreen): "Hey Cloud, think fast"
Cloud (confused, not paying attention): "Huh?"
- Panel 3:
Cloud is hit by a piece of Materia from offscreen, right in the stomach, going "OOF".
- Panel 4:
Cloud lies on the floor in pain as the Materia rolls away. Sephiroth flies over him, flipping him the bird with both hands.

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 21

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 3d

I found a 19th century Cat Villain!

A huge chonk of a fluffy cat sitting on a table near an open fire. The cat is cream and grey and appears to be shaped like a barrel in a fur coat. They are scowling fiercely with their moustache and bewhiskered ears apparently flowing back into the cold wind. There's a definite vibe that this villainous cat twirls their moustache as they evict orphans into the aforementioned blizzard and think Scrooge was an easy-going lightweight. They are magnificent.

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 5d

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this TikTok since yesterday. Sherman was stressing those ladies out.

AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 6d

sherman, for the love of god!

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Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 3d

Theory is sound.

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darrin @zenghiaro.bsky.social · 4d

Occasionally funny reminder that we actually met through your gamer account and I found the lewds after lmao. It just makes me smile every time

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darrin @zenghiaro.bsky.social · 4d

Is tomba a Metroidvania

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bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 4d

And on July 13th you posted "call me paz ortega cuz this pussy bombbbbb." Putting aside the tastelessness of the remark, this does imply at least a passing knowledge of characters and events in the Metal Gear franchise, which contradicts your statement "idk any of that shit" from yesterday.

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Darkonius Mavakar @darkonius-mavakar.itch.io · 5d

Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 4d

Mean Bitch Shit Girl

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ellie @ellieglassheart.bsky.social · 6d

I will never get over how unfortunate Sonic Racing Crossworlds having this in it's beta was

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Ebil @ebil.bsky.social · 6d

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darrin @zenghiaro.bsky.social · 5d

yeah bitch we fucking used our powers!!

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puppygirl travis touchdown @yuzuvhs.bsky.social · Jun 27

got curious and looked up whats going on with this page now and lmao

(tldr the website got sold off to a guy who immediately asked for new writers and hired a leftist who just used the place to make fun of right wingers)