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I was talking to the new 5th grade teacher who used to be a pre-K teacher and he was saying how he didn’t know why the principal put him in 5th grade and I just stared at him and said, “it’s cuz you’re a guy.”
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I was talking to the new 5th grade teacher who used to be a pre-K teacher and he was saying how he didn’t know why the principal put him in 5th grade and I just stared at him and said, “it’s cuz you’re a guy.”
Goddamnit I had a good time.
Is “Staffgiving” a thing at any other U.S. workplace? Is this a thing? I don’t want this to be a thing.
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Goddamnit I had a good time.
Yesterday I was in a classroom doing and observation trying to be inconspicuous, and the teacher was talking about how the superintendent was tall.
This kid turned and pointed at me and hollered, “IS SHE THE SUPERINTENDENT???” and I’ve never wanted to pull the Homer hedge move more in my life.
This kid turned and pointed at me and hollered, “IS SHE THE SUPERINTENDENT???” and I’ve never wanted to pull the Homer hedge move more in my life.
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Yesterday I was in a classroom doing and observation trying to be inconspicuous, and the teacher was talking about how the superintendent was tall.
This kid turned and pointed at me and hollered, “IS SHE THE SUPERINTENDENT???” and I’ve never wanted to pull the Homer hedge move more in my life.
This kid turned and pointed at me and hollered, “IS SHE THE SUPERINTENDENT???” and I’ve never wanted to pull the Homer hedge move more in my life.
Is “Staffgiving” a thing at any other U.S. workplace? Is this a thing? I don’t want this to be a thing.
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Is “Staffgiving” a thing at any other U.S. workplace? Is this a thing? I don’t want this to be a thing.
Too many ghosts in Grand Central.
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Too many ghosts in Grand Central.
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Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated
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Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests
Sometimes you have to read the comments. 💀
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sometimes you have to read the comments. 💀
It great working with kids when you have something very noticeably wrong with you that you feel self-conscious about, because you will be reminded of it the entire day!
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It great working with kids when you have something very noticeably wrong with you that you feel self-conscious about, because you will be reminded of it the entire day!
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
Could people see borealis in NYC? Did I miss it AGAIN?
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Could people see borealis in NYC? Did I miss it AGAIN?
They say it over and over and over again and yet are shocked when *we* dare utter it.
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
They say it over and over and over again and yet are shocked when *we* dare utter it.
Damnit I can never find the Onion headline, but it was something like “France capitulates after valiant 45-minute battle.” For some reason that one comes to mind right now.
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Damnit I can never find the Onion headline, but it was something like “France capitulates after valiant 45-minute battle.” For some reason that one comes to mind right now.
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Donald Trump’s approval rating has tanked and Republican suffered heavy losses in last week’s elections. There’s never been a better time for Senate Democrats to cave on the ACA extension.
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Donald Trump’s approval rating has tanked and Republican suffered heavy losses in last week’s elections. There’s never been a better time for Senate Democrats to cave on the ACA extension.
One year ago today my family protested outside his house for his support of bombing Gaza and he had all the streets shut down and my then 8-year-old mocked him for it.
Never once in decades gotten anyone at Schumer’s office to answer his phones. Had to go outside his apartment in Brooklyn to protest, if he’s even home there, which happens so regularly this is what happens when you google it
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
One year ago today my family protested outside his house for his support of bombing Gaza and he had all the streets shut down and my then 8-year-old mocked him for it.
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Map of mutual aid distributions and food pantries in NYC! www.dora.nyc
NYC Directory Of Resources and Aid
A directory of aid resources in NYC
www.dora.nyc
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Map of mutual aid distributions and food pantries in NYC! www.dora.nyc
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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you've got to click around on this map, and the graphics here ... it's astounding. @haidee.bsky.social did such a great job with this:
Explore How Different New Yorkers Voted for Mayor
See how voters turned out for Zohran Mamdani, Andrew Cuomo and Curtis Sliwa in every neighborhood in the city — and by income, housing and transit preference.
www.thecity.nyc
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
you've got to click around on this map, and the graphics here ... it's astounding. @haidee.bsky.social did such a great job with this:
That TURN THE VOLUME UP merch is going to be everywhere tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
That TURN THE VOLUME UP merch is going to be everywhere tomorrow.
Quoting your opponent’s dad in your victory speech >>>
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Quoting your opponent’s dad in your victory speech >>>