Yadon (110% sleepy)
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I was once shurimon on Tw*tter
I was once shurimon on Tw*tter
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December 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
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God damn STOP TEXTING ME MARK KELLY
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
God damn STOP TEXTING ME MARK KELLY
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You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
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who is this actually FOR who the hell wants to discuss a book with their *ebook management software*. i also don't wanna discuss my tea with my cup or my clothes with my closet.
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
who is this actually FOR who the hell wants to discuss a book with their *ebook management software*. i also don't wanna discuss my tea with my cup or my clothes with my closet.
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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I thought to go to the French church; but finding the Dutch congregation there, and then finding the French congregation’s sermon begun in the Dutch, I returned home.
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I thought to go to the French church; but finding the Dutch congregation there, and then finding the French congregation’s sermon begun in the Dutch, I returned home.
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here is probably the most whimsical and gormless creature ive made so far. just utterly permeable. under investigation for an allergy to tap water
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Lo you, my lord,
The net has fall’n upon me! I shall perish
Under device and practice.
The net has fall’n upon me! I shall perish
Under device and practice.
"We recently announced that Netflix will acquire William Shakespeare, including his plays, sonnets, narrative poems and indeed also his biography and everything he ever said. This unites our leading entertainment service with William Shakespeare's iconic stories. 'All the world's a Netflix!'"
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Lo you, my lord,
The net has fall’n upon me! I shall perish
Under device and practice.
The net has fall’n upon me! I shall perish
Under device and practice.
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Honestly, it’s one of the hardest jobs in show business
Much tougher than acting
And I’ve seen him act
Much tougher than acting
And I’ve seen him act
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Honestly, it’s one of the hardest jobs in show business
Much tougher than acting
And I’ve seen him act
Much tougher than acting
And I’ve seen him act
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Thread, and yup. I was also a pro film critic for years and now that I do work in film/TV I keep my vicious thoughts about these media to myself. Even more so in publishing, where I am high enough up the food chain that me being shitty to someone could have actual repercussions.
I spent the first 10 years of my career as a famously vicious film critic. I was effusive with love but wrote some famous takedowns that often went viral. There was a 2 month period where my careers overlapped. I wrote a SAVAGE takedown of an admittedly deserving film that went around town…
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Thread, and yup. I was also a pro film critic for years and now that I do work in film/TV I keep my vicious thoughts about these media to myself. Even more so in publishing, where I am high enough up the food chain that me being shitty to someone could have actual repercussions.
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these stupid assholes think they’re going to be able to have a firefight in the morning, walk away from a cool explosion at lunch and take the family out to chili’s for dinner and I cannot stress enough that is not what civil war looks like
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
these stupid assholes think they’re going to be able to have a firefight in the morning, walk away from a cool explosion at lunch and take the family out to chili’s for dinner and I cannot stress enough that is not what civil war looks like
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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so many cool, inventive and interesting animated projects none of you even knew were being made for the past few years just got shitcanned because of this netflix/wb merger
When you're like "geez there's no animation jobs" "geez there's like no new shows anymore", this is why
When you're like "geez there's no animation jobs" "geez there's like no new shows anymore", this is why
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
so many cool, inventive and interesting animated projects none of you even knew were being made for the past few years just got shitcanned because of this netflix/wb merger
When you're like "geez there's no animation jobs" "geez there's like no new shows anymore", this is why
When you're like "geez there's no animation jobs" "geez there's like no new shows anymore", this is why
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I entertain myself with my wife and Gosnell, who sings exceeding well, and I shall take great delight in her, and so merrily to bed.
December 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I entertain myself with my wife and Gosnell, who sings exceeding well, and I shall take great delight in her, and so merrily to bed.
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Also USPS didn't loss money because it doesn't make money because it's not a business and if never makes money to begin with.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Also USPS didn't loss money because it doesn't make money because it's not a business and if never makes money to begin with.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
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having to dissect an elderly presidents media diet to see why he had the army invade oregon
ProPublica examined months of Fox News’ coverage and reviewed over 700 videos posted on social media.
The network used five-year-old footage, mislabeled other dates and implied footage from elsewhere was in Portland.
The network used five-year-old footage, mislabeled other dates and implied footage from elsewhere was in Portland.
“Riots Raging”: The Misleading Story Fox News Told About Portland Before Trump Sent Troops
After reviewing coverage from the network and hours of social media videos that preceded Trump’s decision, ProPublica found that Fox’s portrayal of “Portland rioters” routinely instigating violence wa...
www.propublica.org
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
having to dissect an elderly presidents media diet to see why he had the army invade oregon
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
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We all know this is a lie, but can we stop valorizing this shit?
Sleeping this little actually really fucks you up and you make bad decisions. It makes you irritable. It fucks up your memory. It reduces your ability to react calmly and rationally.
Sleeping this little actually really fucks you up and you make bad decisions. It makes you irritable. It fucks up your memory. It reduces your ability to react calmly and rationally.
VARNEY: Do you work 18 hours a day?
MIKE JOHNSON: More. More. And I have to, because President Trump works 21 hours a day.
MIKE JOHNSON: More. More. And I have to, because President Trump works 21 hours a day.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
We all know this is a lie, but can we stop valorizing this shit?
Sleeping this little actually really fucks you up and you make bad decisions. It makes you irritable. It fucks up your memory. It reduces your ability to react calmly and rationally.
Sleeping this little actually really fucks you up and you make bad decisions. It makes you irritable. It fucks up your memory. It reduces your ability to react calmly and rationally.
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We really need term limits for SCOTUS
i can’t believe we’re going to be dealing with these guys for the rest of my life
i can’t believe we’re going to be dealing with these guys for the rest of my life
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
We really need term limits for SCOTUS
i can’t believe we’re going to be dealing with these guys for the rest of my life
i can’t believe we’re going to be dealing with these guys for the rest of my life
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I can't believe I ever took this guy seriously enough to debate him about the Moon landings
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I can't believe I ever took this guy seriously enough to debate him about the Moon landings
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I am also going to add , that part of the reasons we don’t means test is because of how often disabled people are abused by people in their own families .
That the PARENTS being rich doesn’t mean they actually take care of the kids and in fact often use that as control
That the PARENTS being rich doesn’t mean they actually take care of the kids and in fact often use that as control
I don't care if a non-disabled person accesses a disability accommodation for the same reason I don't care if a child whose parents are rich gets free lunch at school. We don't need to means test being a kind person. I have better things to do with my time than be a cop over social services.
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I am also going to add , that part of the reasons we don’t means test is because of how often disabled people are abused by people in their own families .
That the PARENTS being rich doesn’t mean they actually take care of the kids and in fact often use that as control
That the PARENTS being rich doesn’t mean they actually take care of the kids and in fact often use that as control