Xelkelvos
@xelkelvos.bsky.social
i am not good with computer. engineer for us gubmint (yes, I know).
🦅 go birds. 🦅
he/him
[anime, comics, ttrpgs, board games, politics]
🦅 go birds. 🦅
he/him
[anime, comics, ttrpgs, board games, politics]
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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My first time at #paxunplugger #jackbox live and I hope there's pictures of these shirts.
Also I don't tremendously who all of these people are anymore.
#pax #pennyarcade
Also I don't tremendously who all of these people are anymore.
#pax #pennyarcade
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My first time at #paxunplugger #jackbox live and I hope there's pictures of these shirts.
Also I don't tremendously who all of these people are anymore.
#pax #pennyarcade
Also I don't tremendously who all of these people are anymore.
#pax #pennyarcade
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One Republican voted against releasing the Epstein files: Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana.
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
One Republican voted against releasing the Epstein files: Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana.
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
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nothing says you’re kicking ass at Buddhism quite like having an insatiable desire for something
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
nothing says you’re kicking ass at Buddhism quite like having an insatiable desire for something
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Internal documents and former company executives revealed how Cigna doctors rejected patients’ claims without opening their files.
“We literally click and submit,” one former company doctor said.
(Published March 2023 w/ @capitolforum.bsky.social)
“We literally click and submit,” one former company doctor said.
(Published March 2023 w/ @capitolforum.bsky.social)
How Cigna Saves Millions by Having Its Doctors Reject Claims Without Reading Them
Internal documents and former company executives reveal how Cigna doctors reject patients’ claims without opening their files. “We literally click and submit,” one former company doctor said.
www.propublica.org
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Internal documents and former company executives revealed how Cigna doctors rejected patients’ claims without opening their files.
“We literally click and submit,” one former company doctor said.
(Published March 2023 w/ @capitolforum.bsky.social)
“We literally click and submit,” one former company doctor said.
(Published March 2023 w/ @capitolforum.bsky.social)
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found ur moms wikipedia page
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
found ur moms wikipedia page
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Jet Set Radio but in the 80s
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Jet Set Radio but in the 80s
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oh, buddy, you can't say Philabieldia is "overrun by beast tribes and fairies" that's fucked up
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
oh, buddy, you can't say Philabieldia is "overrun by beast tribes and fairies" that's fucked up
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#tbt sorry we missed this, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
#tbt sorry we missed this, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Highlighted it for you. Or are the Borderlands games free?
November 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Highlighted it for you. Or are the Borderlands games free?
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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french queer eye is called Homme Improvement
November 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
french queer eye is called Homme Improvement
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Feels really strange to log in and see everyone saying stuff like “I always hated Dick” and “I’m glad Dick is gone for good” when normally everyone on this site is constantly like “I love dick” and “could really use some dick rn”
November 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Feels really strange to log in and see everyone saying stuff like “I always hated Dick” and “I’m glad Dick is gone for good” when normally everyone on this site is constantly like “I love dick” and “could really use some dick rn”
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Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
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fucking screaming. i love guys being dudes
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
fucking screaming. i love guys being dudes
What would be the correct term?
J-Buttrock
or
Butt J-Rock
J-Buttrock
or
Butt J-Rock
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
What would be the correct term?
J-Buttrock
or
Butt J-Rock
J-Buttrock
or
Butt J-Rock
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This is the most realistic Pacific War wargame I have ever seen.
True Imperial Japan Experience
True Imperial Japan Experience A Hearts of Iron 4 Game This is a counteroperative roleplaying game. The resolution system is a game of multiplayer Hearts of Iron 4 and a number of discord chats. Requi...
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November 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is the most realistic Pacific War wargame I have ever seen.
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November 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture
Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme
bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...
Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme
bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture
Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme
bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...
Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme
bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...
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found an old dropbox account i forgot about. here's a picture of me and an ad agency guy i used to work with teaching carlton from fresh prince how tweetdeck worked (RIP tweetdeck)
October 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
found an old dropbox account i forgot about. here's a picture of me and an ad agency guy i used to work with teaching carlton from fresh prince how tweetdeck worked (RIP tweetdeck)